LGBT Chris' Taint

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Total Dingus said:
So, I have to wonder about the piercer.

Did Chris let a guy touch his/her nethers? Or was it a chick who is now dead inside?
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I'm inclined to believe the girl Who pierced his no no area is the one he's calling his sweetheart because she touched him down there and that's all it takes for someone to be your gf, right?
 
Count groudon said:
I'm inclined to believe the girl Who pierced his no no area is the one he's calling his sweetheart because she touched him down there and that's all it takes for someone to be your gf, right?
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Nah, they have to be in a romantic relationship for Chris to claim someone's their girlfriend. Like, normal person standards.
 
Anyone who's ever had a piercing can tell you that you're told NOT to use alcohol to clean it. I was told to use warm salt water (non-iodine) for my nostril piercing. (Most of them reccomend using sea-salt, or kosher salt) At one point, mine came out a little too early, and wouldn't stop bleeding, so the piercer reccomending using aspirin paste, and that cleared it right up. It took a little over a year to heal.

Axiom said:
OT TMI: I can do it just by thinking about it, no movement required. Not very satisfying except for the fact that it's possible, but not exactly a trick you can pull out at parties. For that, I save my Starburst trick.

Back on topic: I seriously doubt Chris would die of the infection, though it is highly likely that he will get one. He's paranoid and hypochondriacal enough to notice there's a problem when his nuts swell to the size of grapefruits and turn purple. And he has no shame, so he'd plonk himself down on the examination table in front of the doctor with his legs splayed like he's about to go into labour. He might even seek medical care from a gynaecologist. Can you imagine? He would throw a fit because the doctor wouldn't be able to help him cuz he doesn't have actual girl parts.
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Oh god, that is so going to happen!!! And as gross as it is, I'm looking forward to the lulz. This may not be the most trainwrecky things Chris has ever done, but it's certainly one of the most bizarre. :popcorn:
 
Isopropyl/ethyl alcohol are effective antiseptic agents because they denature proteins and dehydrate bacteria.
Hydrogen peroxide is an effective antiseptic because it produces free radicals that damage cellular membranes, proteins, and other cell structures.
The reason why neither alcohol nor hydrogen peroxide should be used on piercings is because they have those same effects on our living cells.

The objective of piercing aftercare is to regenerate a layer of healthy epidermis over the initial wound. In order to do that, you have to keep the cells that protect and rebuild this new layer growing and proliferating, therefore applying harsh agents like alcohol or peroxides will harm/kill those cells and also damage the integrity of collagen or extracellular matrix that would support the new tissue.

That's also why a saline solution is recommended for irrigating a piercing - it's isotonic to the interstitial fluids of your body, therefore it won't cause osmotic stress like pure water. Iodine is an effective antiseptic, but many iodophors are also irritants, and can cause additional irritation that can interfere with the normal wound healing process.

tl;dr - keep your skin cells happy after a piercing by not killing them with alcohol/peroxide, and keep them in a clean environment that will enable them to grow.

Of course, this will all fall on deaf ears with Chris. Even in the slim chance that he manages to keep his piercing uninfected, I'm guessing he'll end up with some gnarly keloids from his poor aftercare treatment.
 
I'm not sure which is more disturbing - Chris getting his taint pierced, or the fact that I can't stop reading about Chris getting his taint pierced.

Help. :cryblood:
 
Thiomersal said:
Isopropyl/ethyl alcohol are effective antiseptic agents because they denature proteins and dehydrate
bacteria.
Hydrogen peroxide is an effective antiseptic because it produces free radicals that damage cellular membranes,
proteins, and other cell structures.
The reason why neither alcohol nor hydrogen peroxide should be used on piercings is because they have those same effects on our living cells.

The objective of piercing aftercare is to regenerate a layer of healthy epidermis over the initial wound. In
order to do that, you have to keep the cells that protect
and rebuild this new layer growing and proliferating,
therefore applying harsh agents like alcohol or peroxides
will harm/kill those cells and also damage the integrity
of collagen or extracellular matrix that would support the
new tissue.
That's also why a saline solution is recommended for irrigating a piercing - it's isotonic to the interstitial fluids
of your body, therefore it won't cause osmotic stress like
pure water. Iodine is an effective antiseptic, but many
iodophors are also irritants, and can cause additional
irritation that can interfere with the normal wound
healing process.

tl;dr - keep your skin cells happy after a piercing by not
killing them with alcohol/peroxide, and keep them in a clean environment that will enable them to grow.

Of course, this will all fall on deaf ears with Chris. Even
in the slim chance that he manages to keep his piercing
uninfected, I'm guessing he'll end up with some gnarly
keloids from his poor aftercare treatment.
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Always good to have more people with knowledge of biology on the site. :)
 
Thiomersal said:
Isopropyl/ethyl alcohol are effective antiseptic agents because they denature proteins and dehydrate bacteria.
Hydrogen peroxide is an effective antiseptic because it produces free radicals that damage cellular membranes, proteins, and other cell structures.
The reason why neither alcohol nor hydrogen peroxide should be used on piercings is because they have those same effects on our living cells.

The objective of piercing aftercare is to regenerate a layer of healthy epidermis over the initial wound. In order to do that, you have to keep the cells that protect and rebuild this new layer growing and proliferating, therefore applying harsh agents like alcohol or peroxides will harm/kill those cells and also damage the integrity of collagen or extracellular matrix that would support the new tissue.

That's also why a saline solution is recommended for irrigating a piercing - it's isotonic to the interstitial fluids of your body, therefore it won't cause osmotic stress like pure water. Iodine is an effective antiseptic, but many iodophors are also irritants, and can cause additional irritation that can interfere with the normal wound healing process.

tl;dr - keep your skin cells happy after a piercing by not killing them with alcohol/peroxide, and keep them in a clean environment that will enable them to grow.

Of course, this will all fall on deaf ears with Chris. Even in the slim chance that he manages to keep his piercing uninfected, I'm guessing he'll end up with some gnarly keloids from his poor aftercare treatment.
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This is one of the best things about the forum.
Chris's house sets on fire: I learn about home repair and insurances
Chris gets his taint pierced: I learn about infections and body shop.
Chris tries to sell some shit: I learn about cars and violins
 
CWCissey said:
I do wonder if Chris will take his mama out all night, and show her what it's all about, get her jacked up on Bud with sugar in it, and let the good times all roll out. Though, if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad Chris'll screech along no matter what.
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There's not enough Scissor Sisters in the world.
 
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