LGBT Chris' Taint

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RougeBat said:
This has probably already been covered, but I can't help wondering who would pierce him.

I feel sorry for whoever had to whether they were guy, gal pal, paid or not.
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To be fair, I'm guessing these guys have seen it all and are pretty immune to it by now. (Ever seen some of those "bad tattoo" websites?)
 
Damocles_Sword said:
I just had a horrible thought. The "girlfriend" is a lesbian that Chris has been playing the transgendered "OMG SISTERS!" role with and the piercing is gonna be the big, disgusting bombshell. And no one is going to get a picture of the look on her face the moment Chris reveals this to her. Damn.
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It'll be like a gender swapped version of The Crying Game, but autistic.

 
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estifishing said:
Didn't stop him from claiming he and Megan had dated, or various other times he's misrepresented the relationships he's had with women
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Dates are usually romantic but not always. You could say you had a lunch date with gramgram. Wouldn't be lying.

Chris has also said he has a "girl friend". Again, not lying.

To exploit those sorts of distinctions is childish and immature, but hey, so is Chris. :stupid:

If I remember correctly, Chris has never lied about having a romantic relationship with a real woman. (Like where he knows a woman and falsely claims they're in a relationship.) He knows the difference here and putting it on facebook makes it official.
 
The hygiene is one of the most valid points here. The idea of exotic piercings doesn't disgust me as much as Chris hygiene. I had my eyebrow pierced. My body rejected it and I still have the scar. It was a pain in ass keeping that thing clean....but Imagine for Chris, literally for him. Literally.

Oh, man oh man! what If his body rejects it?

Well he's incontinent anyways.....but still. :surprised:
 
CWCissey said:
I do wonder if Chris will take his mama out all night, and show her what it's all about, get her jacked up on Bud with sugar in it, and let the good times all roll out. Though, if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad Chris'll screech along no matter what.
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This is gold, CWCissey! GOLD!
 
CWCissey said:
I do wonder if Chris will take his mama out all night, and show her what it's all about, get her jacked up on Bud with sugar in it, and let the good times all roll out. Though, if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad Chris'll screech along no matter what.
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the idea of adding sugar to beer is the most disgusting thing in this thread imo
 
spaghetti said:
You'd think someone who craps their pants might pick a different piercing to accentuate their "femininity", right? :c
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I wonder what he will say about it a year or two from now, if he keeps it for that long.

Will it be like his heterochromia story, something he tells someone as soon as he introduces himself.

But my guess is it won't last. He may have decent pain tolerance, but he is sensitive to irritation. Remember the wrist warmer he wore to protect his neck from the chain on his Sonichu medallion. If he couldn't deal with a necklace, I can't see him dealing with this too long. Eventually the novelty and thrill will fade and be outweighed by the irritation.
 
I've been following this thread for a couple of days, and I still can't quite believe what I'm reading. I'm not shocked he had a completely stupid and autistic reasoning for why he had that area pierced (rather than, say, a Prince Albert, which would actually be the male equivalent of his Soul Clitoris), but it's the pain that would get me. Even if he has decent pain tolerance, I still think it would be painful? I'm more worried about infection now, given Chris' past standards of hygiene. I suppose all that can be done is to sit back and watch the horror unfold :surprised:
 
TheIncredibleLioness said:
I've been following this thread for a couple of days, and I still can't quite believe what I'm reading. I'm not shocked he had a completely stupid and autistic reasoning for why he had that area pierced (rather than, say, a Prince Albert, which would actually be the male equivalent of his Soul Clitoris), but it's the pain that would get me. Even if he has decent pain tolerance, I still think it would be painful? :surprised:
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He must have remembered how it felt on his ears, so he knew it would hurt on the taint. I wonder if he cried?

spaghetti said:
You'd think someone who craps their pants might pick a different piercing to accentuate their "femininity", right? :c
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He doesn't consider his incontinence as a problem generally. He probably figures a daily bath will prevent any issues due to :briefs:, if he has even considered it.
 
of course i'm curious about the hygiene but i also wonder if this will have any effect if he sticks with the transsexual thing and decides to make the Vagina of his Soul a reality? it's a surprisingly simple procedure but it's gotta be hard to turn an infected swollen taint into a working vagina.

why am i wondering about this ?? hold on i'm gonna take a swig of this jug of bleach here
 
Meowzers said:
of course i'm curious about the hygiene but i also wonder if this will have any effect if he sticks with the transsexual thing and decides to make the Vagina of his Soul a reality? it's a surprisingly simple procedure but it's gotta be hard to turn an infected swollen taint into a working vagina.

why am i wondering about this ?? hold on i'm gonna take a swig of this jug of bleach here
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Dunno where you got the idea it's a simple procedure, but damage to the area can definitely be a barrier to getting the surgery (note: Chris will never have the surgery, even if he wanted it it costs too much and requires effort to qualify).

Add me to the "more grossed out by hygiene than location." I can admire a man who goes through with getting a taint piercing, just because it must be so hard to heal and maintain, but this is Chris we're talking about, and he is going to be lucky if he gets out of it without his balls rotting off.

Do you think Chris would ever take it out or would he be too invested in the sunk cost fallacy? I can imagine him sitting in the hospital, posting about the dirty dishonest doctors trying to take out the CLIT OF HIS SOUL just because of a LITTLE INFECTION, instead of just giving him some bubblegum flavored amoxicillin and calling it good.
 
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