LGBT Chris' Taint

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Anytime you want to ask why Chris does something just imagine Giorgio A. Tsoukalos saying "Autism" it will save you a headache.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Ok I just have to ask

How/why does Fatty think he will get sexual stimulation from scissoring a lesbian with a piercing there?

I'm baffled/repulsed.
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I was actually thinking about this. He seems to have this perception he will be sexually stimulated scissoring, when in fact it's very unlikely he will feel much anywhere except in his duck.

I am wondering what if he did get into bed with a woman for this bizarre rubbing. How would he feel when the majority of his pleasure still comes from his erection? Will he demand penetrative sex to finish him off or be comfortable with the possibly less satisfactory outcome?
 
Geo said:
I was actually thinking about this. He seems to have this perception he will be sexually stimulated scissoring, when in fact it's very unlikely he will feel much anywhere except in his duck.

I am wondering what if he did get into bed with a woman for this bizarre rubbing. How would he feel when the majority of his pleasure still comes from his erection? Will he demand penetrative sex to finish him off or be comfortable with the possibly less satisfactory outcome?
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Chris' thought process is 1. have an idea, 2. ignore any suggestion that it might not be a good idea, 3. put fingers in ears and say "Nah nah nah I'm not listening" to the whole of reality.
BaraBatman said:
Could this actually be a blessing in disguise? If it does get infected and he's forced to seek medical help, I doubt any doctor that would treat him would just ignore his myriad of other problems. If not his obesity or bug bites, I don't think any reasonable doctor could notice his bent duck without addressing it. That thing is a medical mystery.
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Chris does (or certainly did) see his doctor on a regular basis, hence the ridiculous amount of medication he's been on for a young guy. He will undoubtably have been told about his personal hygiene and weight issues, and no doubt thought, "Hmm, yeah," and figured that was something he could deal with at some unspecified point in the future (like most people with self-inflicted health problems, in fact).

I would be interested to know whether he's approached his doctor about this whole transgender thing, though. We haven't had a rant about dang dirty doctors refusing to give TRUE and HONEST tomgirls the hormones they were Basically Promised.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Chris' thought process is 1. have an idea, 2. ignore any suggestion that it might not be a good idea, 3. put fingers in ears and say "Nah nah nah I'm not listening" to the whole of reality.
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That worries me for any sexual contact he does have. Not to say that he would rape someone but I could see his selfish and extremely externalising behavior having him blaming his sexual partner for a lack of fulfillment due to a misconception on his part (because it would never be his fault right?), so I just hope whoever he does sleep with is not somehow rendered very vulnerable to that kind of behavior - although given who Chris is and how toxic he would be in a relationship, I think anyone who would tolerate him for long enough to hop into bed would probably have quite low self esteem.
 
Geo said:
That worries me for any sexual contact he does have. Not to say that he would rape someone but I could see his selfish and extremely externalising behavior having him blaming his sexual partner for a lack of fulfillment due to a misconception on his part (because it would never be his fault right?), so I just hope whoever he does sleep with is not somehow rendered very vulnerable to that kind of behavior - although given who Chris is and how toxic he would be in a relationship, I think anyone who would tolerate him for long enough to hop into bed would probably have quite low self esteem.
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Don't worry. The circumstances under which that possibility would arise are:
1. Chris seduces a woman who is fine with the lesbian tomgirl schtick, as well as all the myriad other issues that make Chris a less-than-desirable sexual partner.
2. Having got this woman into bed, he persuades her that of all the sexual acts they could perform, scissoring is the one.
3. Having attempted to scissor, Chris is more concerned about the lack of orgasm than the torn taint and crushed testicles that would surely result.

In general, though, Chris knows nothing about sex, is generally quite timid and submissive whenever other people are involved, and I suspect he'd go with whatever he could get.
 
Geo said:
That worries me for any sexual contact he does have. Not to say that he would rape someone but I could see his selfish and extremely externalising behavior having him blaming his sexual partner for a lack of fulfillment due to a misconception on his part (because it would never be his fault right?), so I just hope whoever he does sleep with is not somehow rendered very vulnerable to that kind of behavior - although given who Chris is and how toxic he would be in a relationship, I think anyone who would tolerate him for long enough to hop into bed would probably have quite low self esteem.
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I am not sure I agree. When we look at the fake sweethearts, the only thing Chris was fairly appreciative (not really the right word, but I can't think of a better one).

I am not saying he would be a "good boyfriend" by any means. He is selfish in that he doesn't really seem to give a shit how she is feeling and really only talks about himself/his weird interests. He is an annoying and boring converstionalist in general. I am not sure how he would act in a physical relationship, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was selfish there too. He seems to be fairly demanding of his sweethearts time, although I find it hard to judge this one accurately since the "sweethearts" generally threw up all kinds of obstacles towards meeting in person.

But I think one fault he doesn't seem to have is tearing down his "sweetheart". I suppose his selfishness could wear away at someone's self esteem if they cared about how he felt, but he doesn't directly attack them.
 
This is all in a scenario where Chris is in bed with a woman he has not paid to be there. That will never happen.






(inb4 :alog: )
 
This whole ordeal got me thinking, what about Crystal, do he still plan having her or is he just content on rubbing his taint on vaginas?
 
Xarpho said:
It's always been thought, according to the CWCki, that Crystal represented some sort of gender identity issue, especially when the Tomgirl Pictures surfaced.
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Me too. It was like he half assed gender dysphoria.
 
Xarpho said:
It's always been thought, according to the CWCki, that Crystal represented some sort of gender identity issue, especially when the Tomgirl Pictures surfaced.
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Common theory, but people are likely just reading too deeply into it.
 
43 pages.

If you told me last month there would be a thread titled "Chris' Taint" that wasn't locked immediately for being retarded I wouldn't have believed it.
 
cahoots said:
43 pages.

If you told me last month there would be a thread titled "Chris' Taint" that wasn't locked immediately for being retarded I wouldn't have believed it.
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Honestly, I think this move caught everyone off guard.

Even after the tom-girl act I would have never even dreamed that he would do something like this.
 
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