Chris' thought process

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Christ-Chan said:
No woman will ever find me attractive? Must be all the men's fault!
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Women are all wonderful and sweet and perfect in every way.* Therefore it can't be their fault they don't see what a prize Chris is, and it certainly can't be anything wrong with him. Therefore it MUST be those evil no good jerks actively working to keep Chris from all the china he is owed.

* Until they don't give him china, then they are horrible trolls.
 
1 minute ago - Absinthe:
@ Cuddlebug, I think we should run an experiment. Everyone post a picture in a Discussion thread and see how many lieks it gets.

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I'm curious about his apparent belief that he has prophetic dreams. Does he actually have these dreams, and cherry-pick the ones that give him fuzzy-wuzzies? Or does he make them up and tell them to people in order to justify not getting a job/not wanting a black sweetheart/wanting to marry a woman who doesn't exist?
 
Personally, I think it goes something like this

Legos! Legos...Trolls...legos...gay thoughts...TROLLS...gay thoughts...

*Crash into slumber*
 
"The trolls are my enemy. I got kicked out of WalMart by the manager.…………I'll ask the trolls to attack her!"
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I'm curious about his apparent belief that he has prophetic dreams. Does he actually have these dreams, and cherry-pick the ones that give him fuzzy-wuzzies? Or does he make them up and tell them to people in order to justify not getting a job/not wanting a black sweetheart/wanting to marry a woman who doesn't exist?
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Just the ones that give him fuzzy wuzzies, regardless if how many years ago he had them. How often do we hear of his quest to be the manajerk of a torture factory? He is selective about them, too. How often do you hear about his Office Job Quest
 
"Anyone who doesn't give me whatever I want is a DAMN DIRTY TROLL!"

"Someone who looks nothing like me is making videos saying that he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and everyone is calling me IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! And they believe that DANG DIRTY IMPOSTOR is the real Christian Weston Chandler!"

"The best way to get fans to meet your demands is by making a video where you are jumping up and down like a small child yelling NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!"
 
Anonimo said:
"Anyone who doesn't give me whatever I want is a DAMN DIRTY TROLL!"

"Someone who looks nothing like me is making videos saying that he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and everyone is calling me IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! And they believe that DANG DIRTY IMPOSTOR is the real Christian Weston Chandler!"

"The best way to get fans to meet your demands is by making a video where you are jumping up and down like a small child yelling NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!"
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I can't carry a tune to save my life. The dirty dang impostor might have an average singing voice. Let's decide who's the TRUE & HONEST CWC with a singing contest!
 
Pikonic said:
"The trolls are my enemy. I got kicked out of WalMart by the manager.…………I'll ask the trolls to attack her!"
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What he SHOULD have said is "this lady is neat and I just told her all my secrets," that way weens would pester her for years to come.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I'm curious about his apparent belief that he has prophetic dreams. Does he actually have these dreams, and cherry-pick the ones that give him fuzzy-wuzzies? Or does he make them up and tell them to people in order to justify not getting a job/not wanting a black sweetheart/wanting to marry a woman who doesn't exist?
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I've noticed that a lot of weirdos tend to claim prophetic dreams. This is usually a bit "magic thinking" when they don't actually have control over their shitty lives that also feeds into their need to be a special snowflake. They then selectively focus on dreams that "came true" (i.e. "OMG I totally knew that Ms. Tacher Lady was going to give a pop quiz today I AM PSYCHIC!!!!1!1!1!") as evidence of their speshul majik powerz.
 
That Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum:

After a lot of time of Chris not posting and assuming he abandoned the forum, the CWCki posts an article about it. Stating that it was a troll forum pretty much literally on the first sentence.

Chris reads the article and rushes to the forum to warn everybody that they are being mocked by trolls (Resulting in the calling out saga)

Clown Doll said:
if he decided to blame a potential employee of discrimination(not saying Chris would immediately blame that, even he would be smart enough to know that everybody isn't out there to discriminate him).
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Well, when he was banned from a McDonalds, he said it was because they discriminated autistic people...

And when he was banned from....uh, wherever it was for vandalizing a Xbox stand he pretty much demanded that he should be allowed to go to the store and piss on a wall socket if he feels like it because of being autistic.

In any case, any employer with half a brain would find a million valid reasons to not hire Chris besides autism.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I'm curious about his apparent belief that he has prophetic dreams. Does he actually have these dreams, and cherry-pick the ones that give him fuzzy-wuzzies? Or does he make them up and tell them to people in order to justify not getting a job/not wanting a black sweetheart/wanting to marry a woman who doesn't exist?
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It's really hard to tell what Chris actually believes and what he doesn't. I've said before that I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't really believe he talks to Sonichu anymore, but he's also so naive and willfully ignorant that its hard to know what (if anything) he understands about the outside world. Sometimes, I don't think he's necessarily describing dreams he's actually had so much as using the "dream" as an excuse to justify his... fantasy scenarios. Only in a really childish way. Instead of saying "I'd like to get married some day," he gets all sheepish and acts like his "dream" is the reason he has to do this. Sort of like how little kids can't (or won't) talk about having a crush on a girl.

And yes, I do think he tries to use that as an excuse for not wanting a black woman. That and claiming he's "old fashioned." But only because he's somewhat aware that not liking black women seems to get some sort of response out of people. I'm not sure he could even understand why people would label him racist for that. But then Chris and race is a whole 'nother subject entirely.

Klyde Kash said:
Just the ones that give him fuzzy wuzzies, regardless if how many years ago he had them. How often do we hear of his quest to be the manajerk of a torture factory? He is selective about them, too. How often do you hear about his Office Job Quest
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You know, those really weird dreams, like the one where he describes his "original" board game... Yeah, I think those might be more representative of a typical Chris dream. When he actually dreams at all that is.

Picklechu said:
I've noticed that a lot of weirdos tend to claim prophetic dreams. This is usually a bit "magic thinking" when they don't actually have control over their shitty lives that also feeds into their need to be a special snowflake. They then selectively focus on dreams that "came true" (i.e. "OMG I totally knew that Ms. Tacher Lady was going to give a pop quiz today I AM PSYCHIC!!!!1!1!1!") as evidence of their speshul majik powerz.
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Well, "magic thinking" is fairly common with people in general. Yes, it is especially common when people don't feel like they have control of their lives, which is why you see conspiracy theories ebb and flow with certain segments of the population (the "Obama is a secret Muslim and born in Kenya" crowd, for example, or the "9-11 was an inside job" bunch). Of course, by that same token, magical thinking is also the reason that people STILL fall for Nigerian scams, "miracle" weight loss pills and time shares. I'm even inclined to throw certain types of hoarding in there, but that's getting a bit off topic.

I think with Chris, he may or may not believe things as much as we think he does. It's hard to tell because Chris is a rather dull individual. Whether he believes it or not, him claiming "special" powers from God fits into his own personal narrative about being a special, unique little snowflake, a delusion which his parents only helped to nurture. He is by no means alone in this, of course, but he takes self-entitlement to a whole new level. I guess what I'm trying to say is that Chris is an idiot, but he may or may not be using his "prophetic dreams" and "messages from God Bear" to express interests that he otherwise couldn't explain, being a slow-in-da-mind and all.

Of course, that still does nothing to explain the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha
 
Mogambo said:
Of course, that still does nothing to explain the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha
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Oddly, I find the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha one of the less strange delusions Chris has. It's another form of magical thinking, like astrology or superstition, where people use confirmation bias to support some supernatural belief. Granted, most people don't believe they have super powers (those over the age of 6, anyway), but it's a similar thought mechanism. The Curse is so vague, i.e. "may bad things happen to this person," that it's easy for Chris to find instances of it "working." After all, no one has a perfect life all the time.

I sometimes wonder how Chris would react if someone claimed to have put a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on him. Would he dismiss it as something that only the Great Director Chandler could successfully do, or would he attribute his various misfortunes to it and frantically demand that it be lifted?
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I sometimes wonder how Chris would react if someone claimed to have put a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on him. Would he dismiss it as something that only The Original Chris'tard Chandler could successfully do, or would he attribute his various misfortunes to it and frantically demand that it be lifted?
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Yeah, he'll either say that only him and the power of his Amnyfest ring can use the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha, or use the "forgiveness blessing" to cancel the curse. Or he simply wouldn't give a single fuck, that's a possibility.
And he already does a good a job at blamming his fuck ups on DANG DIRTY TROLLS and cafe breweers, he doesn't need to blame anyone else... For the moment.
 
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