Chris' thought process

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One of these days someone will have to somehow get Chris REALLY stoned and then record the sorts of things he says then.
 
Fatty is a master of Doublethink. He can hold in his mind two completely opposing trains of thought yet be totally convinced that both are equally true.

It hypocrisy taken to the level of art. Orwell would be proud.
 
"Jackie asked me to send her a video of me doing pull-ups, but I failed on virtually every conceivable level to do even one.

...Let's send her the video anyway."
 
Clefairy said:
I always wonder what would happen to Chris if he were dropped into Africa, Afganistan, Iraq, or Europe.
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Europe? Jeez, I dunno, maybe
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"This guy on the phone is telling me about how he fought in foreign wars and lost his mother in 9/11. I better try to show him up by talking about how strenuous and 'war-like' my household chores and coping with the death of my dog were."

...I'm reasonably certain I could do this all day, so I better quit while I'm ahead.
 
Globe said:
"Jackie asked me to send her a video of me doing pull-ups, but I failed on virtually every conceivable level to do even one.

...Let's send her the video anyway."
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"The important thing is... I tried."
Everyone conceives of success differently, but Chris seems to think success is whatever he happens to do. No more, no less.
 
People really like to fixate on Chris's autism. I think we often overlook that he's also really fucking stupid.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Fatty is a master of Doublethink. He can hold in his mind two completely opposing trains of thought yet be totally convinced that both are equally true.

It hypocrisy taken to the level of art. Orwell would be proud.
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It's what everyone needs to take into account to truly understand him at least a little bit.
His Guitar Hero controller is just a plastic video game peripheral, yet it is also as real as Liquid's wooden nickel when it comes to functioning as an instrument. He admits that his art is of childish quality and does praise people who actually improve his artwork, deep down realizing that he sucks (he liked that Brazilian artist's remake of Sonichu with improved artwork), yet he's also a master artist on par of Leonardo Da Vinci.
Hell, Sonichu is explicitly, undeniably a combination of two character (Chris does not hide that fact, origin story and all), yet it's also a legitimate original character good enough for Miyamoto to be impressed and to start a commercial franchise.
 
Clefairy said:
What still baffles me is that if he has all this money and time, and he still dwells on High School? I would have said fuck them ho's and moved on with life(and gotten a degree which would get me an actual fucking JOB), and with this extra money, then buy my own Legos/video games/etc. with my own money. Being an adult is about doing what you want, as long as you EARN it. That's the point Chris doesn't understand, because he doesn't want to, and he's going to stay miserable and under his mothers thumb until he realizes it.

I always wonder what would happen to Chris if he were dropped into Africa, Afganistan, Iraq, or Europe. In America you can be what you want, and have what you want, if you EARN it(and don't step on anyone in the process, so no rape, theft, etc.)
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In East Europe, he would be a social outcast for being a dang, dirty homo, and not being racist enough. In West Europe, he would be a very special and very pitiable individual who desperately is in need a of a coffee shop.
 
Even though my voice sounds like a sick cat on helium, I can sing like Bing Crosby, and I will totally win this singing contest, and Fake Chris will NOT, with his crappy old wooden gee-tar.

Kaiser Carranza said:
"I can't clean the fucking mess my house is because my mom won't tell me where each thing goes."



I picture it was like this.
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Actually, to be fair to Chris, that's not what happened. I think Barb caught either him or Bob attempting to throw something away, and then threatened to kick Chris out of the house, or kill herself. There's a difference between a messy house and hoarding. The latter is a mental illness. Of course, I can't see Chris actually putting any effort to actually BOTHER to clean it up, but he did actually have a legit excuse.


Sweet and Savoury said:
Fatty thinks he's smarter then everyone else.

This explains a lot of the stupid shit he does.
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Chris is a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
 
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