Chris' thought process

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"How dare they mock Rosechu's ovaries, vagina, and uterus! I'm going to draw all new nude pics of her, just to prove my point! With all these nudes of her, they totally won't photoshop a penis onto her!"

(Thank you, Spazkid)
 
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Chris barely has the capacity to understand which religion he adheres to, yet he acts as though his every word and action is god's will. I'm not sure how you go about fixing an ego that large.
 
warongiygas said:
Chris barely has the capacity to understand which religion he adheres to, yet he acts as though his every word and action is god's will. I'm not sure how you go about fixing an ego that large.
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Heh, well, and he fights with god when things don't go his way. He feels he's being punished by god for his current circumstances.
 
Assuming Chris does in fact have a thought process, one statement that always makes me lol is:

"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN!?"

Then proceeds to show poorly drawn picture of such...

GREEDY FIREMAN said:
To be fair it doesn't really look like her. The woman in the drawing suffers from severe physical deformities.

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Anatomical analysis of the drawing:
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Who does these anatomical drawings!?
 
It kinda baffles me that he keeps up his Tomgirl shit, even with only rudimentary ability to read social signals, he must have found out by now that everyone finds it creepy and disgusting.
 
Chris' thought process:
-If you want things to be a certain way then it's perfectly reasonable to behave as if they are that way.
-Always react with your first instinct. Concepts like "how will this affect me in the future?" or "how did this turn out last time I did this?" do no matter because they are not applicable to right NOW NOW NOW.
-When people react negatively to your actions it's obviously their fault for deliberately misunderstanding you. You are never wrong.
-EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET YOU. If someone walks by and gives you a passing glance they are a DANG DIRTY TROLL and might be trying to turn you gay! If they walk by and don't look at you they are a GREEDY AND SELFISH PERSON who has no sympathy for those who are less well off socially!
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
It kinda baffles me that he keeps up his Tomgirl shit, even with only rudimentary ability to read social signals, he must have found out by now that everyone finds it creepy and disgusting.
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Fatty has never really care about social norms, he's always been the special snowflake. And his autism makes it even harder from him to pick up on any soc cues.

Of course, given the way he sends his time he has no oneto tell him he's gonefull creep. He only talks to retail type people in his every day routines.

Fatty truely is a man(child) alone.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
It kinda baffles me that he keeps up his Tomgirl shit, even with only rudimentary ability to read social signals, he must have found out by now that everyone finds it creepy and disgusting.
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Judging by his emails to Jackie, he seems to think he can actually pass for a woman. Which is perplexing because he also expects people to automagically know he is a STRAIGHT man.
 
Marvin said:
Loves women, but he's a woman inside.
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Oh that sorta makes sense that the-
Marvin said:
Well, I guess I phrased that poorly. Chris is being punished with male parts in this life because in past lives he was a lesbian. In okcupid answers, he talks about how he's confident he's had past lives.
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*yawn*
Yeah, JHVH of The Bible fame is well-known for punishing people in their subsequent re-incarnations.

It's neat how often his reasoning makes less sense the more you know about it.
 
Chris is not logical at all. What a lot of you guys are calling logic is just him being autistic and trying to have a concrete rule about everything. Part of logic is beIng able to think though things and come up with a reasoned result. Chris merely observers trial and error and then proclaims he has the answer, but has no idea why that's the answer just that everything else is wrong.
 
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