Chris turns 40

[Ophelia]

Enjoy your photocopies, Chris! You’re responsible for everything that is wrong in your life

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hasbro should've listened, but instead they ignored the warnings of our lord and savior.

Happy 40th Chris, you were right all along.

 

[LordHaveMercy]

WW3 is the price we pay for allowing him to rot in jail on his 40th "not-stricly-optional love" day.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

Happy 40th birthday you ass tard, Russia invades Ukraine, committing financial suicide and your birthday will forever be known as the day Russia died.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Happy birthday, you exceptional individual and Goddess to us all. Thanks for WWIII and all of the meme magic.

 

[Calefactorite]

It took Chris almost 40 years to realize he came out of Barb's pussy with a return ticket.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris drops the bomb on us.

 

[Crinoids]

Chris-chan is the Anti Christ.

Chis Chan is an Anti Christ

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
1 John 2:18

If Chris Chan were THE Anti Christ, it would be like if Satan had all semester to work on his final project, but instead waited all the way until the morning it was due, and then with a massive hangover-- just started randomly gluing shit from the dorm trashcan to a poster one hour before class when that wasn't even the assignment in the first place.

 

[Hotchick]

Happy Birthday great example of Freud's theory

 

[Sneed (formerly ﷽)]

I would sing him a song but I don't want to get this website copyright buttfucked.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Do you think Chris will try to claim that he foresaw the Russian invasion in his next prison letter?

 

[Sneed (formerly ﷽)]

Do you think Chris will try to claim that he foresaw the Russian invasion in his next prison letter?

Yup!

 

[heathercho]

Russia-kun is going to fuck Ukraine-chan, who's lead by a "Jew", depending on the "help" of a dementia riddled pedofork who has dirty, crapped briefs frequently, especially when he meets with the Pope. Russia would prefer if Ukraine didn't "call anybody" and will mace them on Chris(t)'s birthday.

Happy Merge.

 

[Eradicate]

If you feel down about yourself, remember that you're not a sex offender in the Jail of Fail for incest.

Exactly, feel bad about yourself because you have to rely on comparisons with CWC to come off as a winner in life by comparison

 

[DabOnJannies]

Even in my wildest dreams I couldn't have imagined this day going so poorly - not just for Chris, but for the world.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Man, after knowing about Chris for for more than a decade I didn't even think about his age... I assumed he would be in his early-to-mid 30's, I had no idea he was that old. Well, let's hope he gets a nice saw in his Sonichu prison birthday cake so he can escape and once more roam free on this earth!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I had no idea he was that old.

Usually guys at 40 have children and established careers.

(at least before Current Year that is)

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Happy bday Chris.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Russian missles fly in Hilfiger design today. Turns out Putin is a Christorian.

 

[Elaine Benes]