Chris vs Reality

[spaps]

Everyone enjoys beating up Sonichus

I don't enjoy beating up Sonichus.
I do enjoy taking chainsaws to their privates, though.

 

[random_pickle]

^ I suspect he has tried to make his own "Death note" type thing before (i.e. a voodoo doll or the like)

As for his "toon" delusions, i am of the opinion he does believe to a significant extent that his creations and all toons he likes are "real" in some parallell universe or something, and that he sees the "dark parodies" he has been whining about all last year as being able to hurt or corrupt his beloved characters to a degree.

Thats why he was so infuriated above all else that in asperchu, alec SETS HIM ON FIRE!!!!, and most damningly during Chris's "liberation" of Alec's creations his version of asperchu was desperate to atone for setting Chris on fire. He definitely views his own presence in the toon-verse as being real, and thus its no small leap to assume he sees the rest of the toon-verse as real

There was Patty's ghost that Chris tried to sick on trolls.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If Chris in his late twenties did not understand the simple human biology of how ridiculous swallowing his own sperm to save it was, you can bet that he probably never had a very clear understanding of reality itself. I imagine much of Chris's life being filled with utter confusion.

 

[BillRiley]

If Chris in his late twenties did not understand the simple human biology of how ridiculous swallowing his own sperm to save it was, you can bet that he probably never had a very clear understanding of reality itself. I imagine much of Chris's life being filled with utter confusion.

I think that's a pretty safe assumption. Chris probably spends a grand amount of time being confused by life, which is why he seeks the comforts of simple, brightly colored, and above all, predictable tv shows and games.

Much of this confusion results from Chris's inability to think abstractly. When Chris thought up Sonichu back in 2000, it probably struck him with the force of Revelation. Probably the same thing happened when he saw Roger Rabbit and internalized the idea of a "tooniverse" - albeit a highly specialized one consisting of his safe place, Cwcville.

But the idea that Chris-C­han came up with the whole tooniverse thing on the spur of the moment as a debate tactic is frankly risible. It would be like finding a dingo who had learned how to surf.

 

[Bridechu]

Really, I think it was always obvious Chris never genuinely believed in Roger Rabbit. He's not a complete monster, and if he truly thought he'd have the blood of a real person on his MANOS by killing Simonla, he wouldn't have done it.

I think his version of Simonla's death is that part was "acting" where other parts are real. Look at how Sonichu and Rosechu hide their marriage in the "comic" despite it being a pile of meta bullshit. That excuse gives him an out to explain away things that make him uncomfortable.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

If Chris in his late twenties did not understand the simple human biology of how ridiculous swallowing his own sperm to save it was, you can bet that he probably never had a very clear understanding of reality itself. I imagine much of Chris's life being filled with utter confusion.

Maybe I'm just being optimistic, but I always thought Chris' "recycling" was a lame attempt of saving face. Chris didn't upload the fanta video because he was doing it for the lulz, it was a kinky sex video he thought his sweetheart would find endearing. There was no sweetheart, he was duped, and rather than saying "Aw Sucks, the pickleman got me again" he made a big show about he recycles and what Girlfriend-free boy HASN"T drank his own jizz once in a while?

Chris said he was "inside Bob" during the Emily date, and I think that from his Autism. Chris is unable to understand metaphors. He probably seen a movie where some salty veteran is berating a rookie by saying "I've been doing (whatever) back when you were an itch in your daddy's pants!" Chris heard that, and his concrete brain interpreted that as when a man's balls itch, it is the baby kicking, like how a pregnant woman can feel her baby kick.

 

[CatParty]

If Chris in his late twenties did not understand the simple human biology of how ridiculous swallowing his own sperm to save it was, you can bet that he probably never had a very clear understanding of reality itself. I imagine much of Chris's life being filled with utter confusion.

Maybe I'm just being optimistic, but I always thought Chris' "recycling" was a lame attempt of saving face. Chris didn't upload the fanta video because he was doing it for the lulz, it was a kinky sex video he thought his sweetheart would find endearing. There was no sweetheart, he was duped, and rather than saying "Aw Sucks, the pickleman got me again" he made a big show about he recycles and what Girlfriend-free boy HASN"T drank his own jizz once in a while?

Chris said he was "inside Bob" during the Emily date, and I think that from his Autism. Chris is unable to understand metaphors. He probably seen a movie where some salty veteran is berating a rookie by saying "I've been doing (whatever) back when you were an itch in your daddy's pants!" Chris heard that, and his concrete brain interpreted that as when a man's balls itch, it is the baby kicking, like how a pregnant woman can feel her baby kick.

I wouldn't chalk up the whole "inside bob during the war" thing to autism. I think it's more his hold like naïveté.

 

[Marvin]

If Chris in his late twenties did not understand the simple human biology of how ridiculous swallowing his own sperm to save it was, you can bet that he probably never had a very clear understanding of reality itself. I imagine much of Chris's life being filled with utter confusion.

Maybe I'm just being optimistic, but I always thought Chris' "recycling" was a lame attempt of saving face. Chris didn't upload the fanta video because he was doing it for the lulz, it was a kinky sex video he thought his sweetheart would find endearing. There was no sweetheart, he was duped, and rather than saying "Aw Sucks, the pickleman got me again" he made a big show about he recycles and what Girlfriend-free boy HASN"T drank his own jizz once in a while?

Nah, Chris has been recycling his jizz for awhile. That was his own, pre-troll idea.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

If Chris in his late twenties did not understand the simple human biology of how ridiculous swallowing his own sperm to save it was, you can bet that he probably never had a very clear understanding of reality itself. I imagine much of Chris's life being filled with utter confusion.

Maybe I'm just being optimistic, but I always thought Chris' "recycling" was a lame attempt of saving face. Chris didn't upload the fanta video because he was doing it for the lulz, it was a kinky sex video he thought his sweetheart would find endearing. There was no sweetheart, he was duped, and rather than saying "Aw Sucks, the pickleman got me again" he made a big show about he recycles and what Girlfriend-free boy HASN"T drank his own jizz once in a while?

Nah, Chris has been recycling his jizz for awhile. That was his own, pre-troll idea.

Whoa, "has been"? Like, presently?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Whoa, "has been"? Like, presently?

If Marvin knows this in the present tense, then I can only assume that he is actually Chris's little Sonic doll.

 

[Marvin]

Maybe I'm just being optimistic, but I always thought Chris' "recycling" was a lame attempt of saving face. Chris didn't upload the fanta video because he was doing it for the lulz, it was a kinky sex video he thought his sweetheart would find endearing. There was no sweetheart, he was duped, and rather than saying "Aw Sucks, the pickleman got me again" he made a big show about he recycles and what Girlfriend-free boy HASN"T drank his own jizz once in a while?

Nah, Chris has been recycling his jizz for awhile. That was his own, pre-troll idea.

Whoa, "has been"? Like, presently?

Well, I don't know. I don't know how much he masturbates nowadays, if at all. If he did masturbate nowadays, he might recycle it sometimes. *shrug*

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's probably hard for him to find his duck buried in all them fat folds these days.