Chris was placed into Therapeutic Docket program for mall trespass case

hambeerlyingnreed said:
At most, Chris would go to a group home type place where, apart from being overseen for basic care like hygiene upkeep and going to bi-monthly doctors appointments, he'd be left to play all day and go on group trips to the movies.
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Chris would have such a better lease of life at a group home compared to 14BC it's not even funny. But unfortunately for him his pride is more valuable to him than his tugboat. And he'd rather roll around in his and Barb's collective filth than live in a nice clean apartment where he'd be responcible for the upkeep of at most 500sqft. Which is probably a bigger living space than he has now once you deduct the space the hoard takes up.
 
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Marvin said:
I'm not so sure. Depending on where you are and how modern the facility is, county jail can really just be more boring than scary or dangerous. Chris would be bored to death, cut off from his creature comforts of toys, technology and salty fast food.
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If he reacts to being told to do something he doesn't want to do, which is pretty much anything, by going "hedgehog" mode and falling on the ground, they'll probably just keep kicking him until he does what they say.
 
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Mesh Gear Fox said:
I wonder what he did that the court concluded he has a serious mental illness.
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Chris has enough recorded public nuisances in the Virginia court system that he is past the point of being given the benefit of the doubt. The same conclusion keeps being made each time, so this particular judgement is taking into account a clear pattern of behavior that has persisted for a large portion of an adult person's life. The mental illness distinction is catching the court system up with what we know about Chris: he does not change. Consistently fining Chris would be predatory, since the fining is meant to adjust behavior and they've determined he will not correct his behavior, ever. Instead they use social resources to assist Chris in managing his mental illness.
 
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Porker LeVance said:
The same conclusion keeps being made each time, so this particular judgement is taking into account a clear pattern of behavior that has persisted for a large portion of an adult person's life. The mental illness distinction is catching the court system up with what we know about Chris: he does not change.
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And it only took Chris breaking the law every six months or so for the better part of 7 years to reach that conclusion.
 
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Powerlevel rant about Virginia prison system incoming:

If Chris got hard time, he'd likely go to Fluvanna, known as "Pink Onion." Women's prison is a joke, but Fluvanna is the biggest joke. They have a mental hospital within the facility. They have walking programs, dog programs, and those women, metaphorically and literally, get away with murder. They have KFC parties, pizza parties, ice cream parties. They have activities where they practice yoga or color with crayons. Some units in VA prison even have an Xbox. They also house trannies at Fluvanna. Chris would learn NOTHING and likely just spend his days making Sonichu art to fund his commissary purchases.

That said, I think some volunteer work would do some good. The therapeutic docket has its place, but should be used in tandem with volunteer work to build a better person.
 
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Break the law, go to therapy classes and get rewarded?

Jesus, this sounds like Chris coming up with a punishment in a situation where he HAS to punish one of his characters and doesn't really want to. 'Yeah, you broke the law and you have to suffer somehow...so just keep going to these classes and behave and we'll reward you for good behavior!'

Still, two movie tickets and a rose are cheaper on the legal system than the cost of actually having to house Chris in jail and incur those additional costs simply to hold a tard.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Break the law, go to therapy classes and get rewarded?

Jesus, this sounds like Chris coming up with a punishment in a situation where he HAS to punish one of his characters and doesn't really want to. 'Yeah, you broke the law and you have to suffer somehow...so just keep going to these classes and behave and we'll reward you for good behavior!'

Still, two movie tickets and a rose are cheaper on the legal system than the cost of actually having to house Chris in jail and incur those additional costs simply to hold a tard.
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Putting him in the stocks in the center of town would be cheaper still.
 
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Holiday Special said:
Putting him in the stocks in the center of town would be cheaper still.
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The cost would be torturing the people of C-ville by forcing them to endure him whining endlessly. They get enough of him whenever he tries to go around town before eventually heading back into 14 BC where he can't bother anybody.
 
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