Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

[AnOminous]

The trial should be a good indicator of what would happen. It's been stated before that Chris could've have applied for section 8 housing, but it would take some time to even get on the list after applying.

Sex offenders are barred from Section 8. This also applies to subsidized rent in private property too.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sex offenders are barred from Section 8. This also applies to subsidized rent in private property too.

He should be on the street

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Sex offenders are barred from Section 8. This also applies to subsidized rent in private property too.

Well then, I, and many others hope that Chris does get registered, for not only that, but to wipe that smug look off his fat face, realizing he's not getting off the hook this time around.

 

[Tikbalang]

Getting homeless should be a part of his rehabilitation. The best time to reflect what lead to his tragedy, think like an adult for once.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm not sure whether this is right or Serb Nationalism is right but the CwCki says the 1389 date comes from King Arthur.
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Edit: @Interchanger beat me to it.

The chad king Arthur vs the virgin king of kings Christian Weston Chandler.

Reality is going to be hitting so hard for Chris when he's released. The trial should be a good indicator of what would happen. It's been stated before that Chris could've have applied for section 8 housing, but it would take some time to even get on the list after applying. Chris seems to think he's going to stay a 14 BLC prior to his arrest. Potential scenario: Chris is released, and there's no 14 BLC to go back to, he's fucked. Even with those delusions, Chris cannot use it as a coping mechanism for that fateful event.

I fully expect someone to sort something out for Chris since things always seem to work out for him but if he's on the street I wonder if he'll try to move into a women's refuge shelter?

 

[Sharkbait]

His "allies" are paid employees.

Like his highschool friends.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I fully expect someone to sort something out for Chris since things always seem to work out for him but if he's on the street I wonder if he'll try to move into a women's refuge shelter?

Chris is known for not thinking ahead, but I wouldn't doubt this is the first thing he would do once he's homeless.

Actually, scratch that, in order to save money by not spending it on hotel after he was cast out of Harriet and Tom's, Chris should have searched for a local women's shelter, to see if they accept him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You all are implying Chris won't try to weasel his way back into 14 Branchland Court if he were to ever be released

 

[Beautiful Border]

My guess about 1389 is a troll fed him that number and is going to get Chris to say something that will get him beat up in jail.
1389
13+1=14
89-1=88
14/88

I second this, I've definitely heard 1389 be used as a way to allude to 1488 before. At the very least it makes more sense than trying to connect it to the Battle of Kosovo, history has never been one of Chris's interests and it's a fairly esoteric subject (at least in America). Even if it was something the Idea Guys fed to him I don't think he really retains information that he doesn't find interesting, a pretty common autistic trait.

 

[Sharkbait]

I second this, I've definitely heard 1389 be used as a way to allude to 1488 before. At the very least it makes more sense than trying to connect it to the Battle of Kosovo, history has never been one of Chris's interests and it's a fairly esoteric subject (at least in America). Even if it was something the Idea Guys fed to him I don't think he really retains information that he doesn't find interesting, a pretty common autistic trait.

If I recall correctly there's at least one unidentified Idea Guy out of there, and with Null out of the equation, they may just come back for more. However, we only know what we know, and we don't even know what we don't know, so anything is possible. Except for Chris showering without outside 'motivation'. We can rule that one out.

 

[AnOminous]

If I recall correctly there's at least one unidentified Idea Guy out of there, and with Null out of the equation, they may just come back for more. However, we only know what we know, and we don't even know what we don't know, so anything is possible. Except for Chris showering without outside 'motivation'. We can rule that one out.

Which he'll probably get if he ever gets a cellmate or just has to be around people in shared areas. That is the one thing nearly guaranteed to get your ass kicked behind bars.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

You all are implying Chris won't try to weasel his way back into 14 Branchland Court if he were to ever be released

I mean if Chris is found guilty I assume it’ll be part of his agreement to not go back there, if he’s dumb enough to ignore that then that’s on him.

 

[Sharkbait]

Which he'll probably get if he ever gets a cellmate or just has to be around people in shared areas. That is the one thing nearly guaranteed to get your ass kicked behind bars.

I know that, that's why I specified 'without outside motivation'. Slight PL, a dude I know did 5 years and he was the one doing the 'motivating'

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I mean if Chris is found guilty I assume it’ll be part of his agreement to not go back there, if he’s dumb enough to ignore that then that’s on him.

Chris has no understanding of the law whatsoever, if he did then he'd have never been in this situation at all since he still believes raping Barb was some righteous act of spiritual cleansing, or stealing her money because his comfort was more important. Not to mention his past crimes where he acts like he is the victim despite pepper-spraying someone and attempting to run a guy over.

 

[Maradontia]

How is he buying stuff at the commissary? I thought he's broke.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How is he buying stuff at the commissary? I thought he's broke.

Financhu Crisi 2: Electric Boogaloo?

 

[Bent_Duck]

[...] (unless she's sending him hate mail?).

lol holy shit, that would rule

 

[Sharkbait]

How is he buying stuff at the commissary? I thought he's broke.

This is all speculation so take this with a few scoops of salt, but I believe that some ween is sending him money to gain his trust.

 

[AnOminous]

This is all speculation so take this with a few scoops of salt, but I believe that some ween is sending him money to gain his trust.

Probably more than one. I wouldn't be surprised if there are some Idea Sped types at work. Maybe even a couple white knights. I sure the fuck hope Barb isn't.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

If it is Barb putting money on his books, that is sadly believable. If it is a ween, that is just infuriating at this point. It's almost like the goal is to troll those who have followed the Chris saga more than it is to troll Chris himself. Which I guess is a fair play, a "two birds one stone" type of scenario where every dollar potentially extends Chris's Goddess delusions a bit further, at the expense of funding a literal motherfucker.