Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

[AnOminous]

If it is Barb putting money on his books, that is sadly believable. If it is a ween, that is just infuriating at this point. It's almost like the goal is to troll those who have followed the Chris saga more than it is to troll Chris himself. Which I guess is a fair play, a "two birds one stone" type of scenario where every dollar potentially extends Chris's Goddess delusions a bit further, at the expense of funding a literal motherfucker.

Anyone giving money to Chris for any reason is a retard at this point, but my main gripe with this kind of "trolling" in the past is it has led to shitty content. It still does, really, but that's the only content we're going to get, is these goofballs doing shit like this. If these clowns want to keep Chris in ramen and beef jerky, so be it.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

And he's enjoying the food.
He's ENJOYING jail food ffs.
What the fuck even is he??

Jail food is probably not as bad as you think. It tends to be cheap food that can be prepared in large amounts, like spaghetti or meatloaf. Probably not super appetizing to the normal person but easily prepared cheap food is basically what Chris has survived on for his whole life so he probably finds it okay.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You all are implying Chris won't try to weasel his way back into 14 Branchland Court if he were to ever be released

Oh, this goes without saying - but it would be short lived because Chris also can't keep anything to himself. This is evidenced by how he was basically dancing around outright telling Null that his 'older woman girlfriend' was, in fact, his own goddamn mother.

If Chris managed to get back into 14BC, it wouldn't be long before he posted evidence he was back inside on his own facebook or twitter and then the cops would come.

I've been saying that the only thing that would keep Chris from 14BC now is a physical barrier and it'll be one he forces the law to put up because he's always ignored the law and what is asked of him if he feels it isn't in his best interest.

 

[Sharkbait]

I wouldn't be surprised if there are some Idea Sped types at work.

Yeah that's what I'm expecting. It has never been easier to gain his trust with just a few dollars after all

 

[Chazzed Up]

Oh, this goes without saying - but it would be short lived because Chris also can't keep anything to himself. This is evidenced by how he was basically dancing around outright telling Null that his 'older woman girlfriend' was, in fact, his own goddamn mother.

If Chris managed to get back into 14BC, it wouldn't be long before he posted evidence he was back inside on his own facebook or twitter and then the cops would come.

I've been saying that the only thing that would keep Chris from 14BC now is a physical barrier and it'll be one he forces the law to put up because he's always ignored the law and what is asked of him if he feels it isn't in his best interest.

I'm not sure if this is what the other person was implying, but is there any possibility that he would be legally permitted to return there? The only scenario where it would be remotely possible I guess is if the sex was somehow determined to be consensual. Are two adults who committed incest with each other barred from seeing each other for life?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure if this is what the other person was implying, but is there any possibility that he would be legally permitted to return there? The only scenario where it would be remotely possible I guess is if the sex was somehow determined to be consensual. Are two adults who committed incest with each other barred from seeing each other for life?

It's pretty likely Barb will be dead and the house repossessed well before his release.

 

[excon]

Jail food is probably not as bad as you think. It tends to be cheap food that can be prepared in large amounts, like spaghetti or meatloaf. Probably not super appetizing to the normal person but easily prepared cheap food is basically what Chris has survived on for his whole life so he probably finds it okay.

Some of it can be pretty good. I still find myself missing the weekly biscuits and gravy, as embarrassing as that sounds.

Compared to Chris's regular diet of TV dinners, I would said jail food is actually a step up. A typical day would be something like pancakes for breakfast with some fruit and oatmeal. Lunch would generally be cold sandwiches with some salad and potatoes. Dinner is usually a "meat" patty of some sort. Oh and they always give you a dessert for some reason, usually a cake or cookies.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Some of it can be pretty good. I still find myself missing the weekly biscuits and gravy, as embarrassing as that sounds.

Compared to Chris's regular diet of TV dinners, I would said jail food is actually a step up. A typical day would be something like pancakes for breakfast with some fruit and oatmeal. Lunch would generally be cold sandwiches with some salad and potatoes. Dinner is usually a "meat" patty of some sort. Oh and they always give you a dessert for some reason, usually a cake or cookies.

Jail is doing what Barb never could: make food for Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm not sure if this is what the other person was implying, but is there any possibility that he would be legally permitted to return there? The only scenario where it would be remotely possible I guess is if the sex was somehow determined to be consensual. Are two adults who committed incest with each other barred from seeing each other for life?

Doubtful, given Chris is simply going to want to commit the crime again in that scenario, so he needs supervised release more to just not waste the time of the justice system, AND he stole money from Barb's account, so that's a risky abuse situation and the ramifications would be ugly.

The only way he could ever go back would be a supervised visitation to get his things, those toys he values so much.

It's pretty likely Barb will be dead and the house repossessed well before his release.

Barb has defied the odds of living this long so I wouldn't say the chances she's still alive

The house being repossessed, though...given Chris has lost the tugboat by now I think due to his long-term incarceration exceeding a month, I doubt Barb is making payments so that could happen while both Chanders are alive and free.

Some of it can be pretty good. I still find myself missing the weekly biscuits and gravy, as embarrassing as that sounds.

Compared to Chris's regular diet of TV dinners, I would said jail food is actually a step up. A typical day would be something like pancakes for breakfast with some fruit and oatmeal. Lunch would generally be cold sandwiches with some salad and potatoes. Dinner is usually a "meat" patty of some sort. Oh and they always give you a dessert for some reason, usually a cake or cookies.

He probably sees it like School Lunch three times a day.

 

[Brotlov]

2/5, would not get imprisoned again

 

[Tikbalang]

What are the odds some jackass smuggles phone to him just to use twitter?

 

[Aegeus]

Chris has lost the tugboat by now I think

No, he has to be CONVICTED of a felony before it would be suspended. And, even if he gets convicted, it would only be suspended, and he would start getting it again as soon as he gets out.

Jeez, that SSDI has provided Chris with hundreds of thousands of free money over his life. Meanwhile, suckers like me have to work our asses off for shitty pay and get treated like shit by low-IQ dumbass asshole bosses that only got their jobs because of nepotism. God bless America!

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Jeez, that SSDI has provided Chris with hundreds of thousands of free money over his life. Meanwhile, suckers like me have to work our asses off for shitty pay and get treated like shit by low-IQ dumbass asshole bosses that only got their jobs because of nepotism. God bless America!

So you'd rather be a rétarded tranny living in a squalid horde? Perspective, my nigga

 

[AnOminous]

No, he has to be CONVICTED of a felony before it would be suspended. And, even if he gets convicted, it would only be suspended, and he would start getting it again as soon as he gets out.

Another reason it's in his interest to stall for time. He can get some fat stacks in his commissary account.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Anyone giving money to Chris for any reason is an exceptional individual at this point, but my main gripe with this kind of "trolling" in the past is it has led to shitty content. It still does, really, but that's the only content we're going to get, is these goofballs doing shit like this. If these clowns want to keep Chris in ramen and beef jerky, so be it.

Could he be putting the tugboat into it? From a discussion on here the other day he wont have lost it yet, he will lose it after 30 days once he's sentenced and at the moment he's still locked up not sentenced so he could possibly still be receiving it.

Barb has defied the odds of living this long so I wouldn't say the chances she's still alive

The house being repossessed, though...given Chris has lost the tugboat by now I think due to his long-term incarceration exceeding a month, I doubt Barb is making payments so that could happen while both Chanders are alive and free.

I'm not so sure about that she's had a traumatic event happen to her, she was in declining health before that happened and is now living on her own and hasn't got the nearly human helper monkey she had in the form of Chris.

Old Tough Birds tend to stay that way until there is a problem and then they rapidly enter a terminal decline, especially when there is a change in living circumstances like a family member passing away (or just going away like Chris has) and they spiral for a bit and then nose dive.

I can sort of see this happening to Barb starting now, she was starting to circle with her health beforehand and then Chris exposed her to a month of abuse and was her primary caretaker, who also then just disappeared from her life so double trauma, she's been on her own for the first time in decades and is in poor physical condition or at least declining condition and from what we know she's been fending for herself with little or no help and she's in no fit state to take care of herself at least correctly so I can see this compounding any other issues she has.

Part of me wonders what her medication situation is, just by age and location she's going to be on some medication and some of it will be essential or at least or condition extending if she's not taking that sort of thing correctly or Chris wasnt giving it to her correctly to begin with (I strongly suspect that's the case, likely through incpompitance but there is also the dark option he did it intentionally we still don't know) and inconsistant or unstable medical doses have odd effects on people. Especially if she is on some dementia medications those things are seriously tricky to does effectively a little too much a little to little and the medication effects are unpredictable and if the dose is inconsistently deliverd it will have the same effect and it can be worse than a bad dose (I'm not a doctor or a pharmacologist but I've read a fair bit on the subject for reasons), but I can sperg on the topic a bit if people want but I know some medical Kiwi's can fill this roll better than myself.

 

[A Grey Cat]

HE

Another reason it's in his interest to stall for time. He can get some fat stacks in his commissary account.

He better spend it as soon as it's sent less big bubba tell him to pony up for "protection."

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

HE

He better spend it as soon as it's sent less big bubba tell him to pony up for "protection."

You just put a picture in my mind of some big meat head standing over Chris saying "PONY UP" and him doing something from MLP and the meathead looking at him in confusion.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't think the Unclit ever left beta

Should I take offense to this, or not?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Probably more than one. I wouldn't be surprised if there are some Idea Sped types at work. Maybe even a couple white knights. I sure the fuck hope Barb isn't.

I suspect Barb is sending Chris money, since she has written to him. Likely some of the people writing to him are sending him smaller amounts and maybe stamps, if that's allowed.

Chris asked for money in his letter on August 20, but I think Barb was still in the hospital then. He said he had accumulated jail debt and wanted sneakers and various articles of women's clothing. I assume this debt has been paid off since then and he got those things since he purchased stuff like the prayer rug and deck of cards and he's said the commissary has good things on offer.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Should I take offense to this, or not?

The original and best.