Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

[rage against modernity]

Transcript:

Spoiler

October 25, 2021

Dear [censored]

Thank you for the Kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and Barbara, is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in Virginia.

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations [something scribbled out; possibly “really”] and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I’ve experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real Jerkops, and really noisy neighbours [sic] after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I’ve enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

I’ve hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff. And I have continued to work in my Goddess responsibilities and duties out-of-Body.

I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ, complete with ALL of the memories from the year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven, changed my appearance, and walked the Earth more in my Immortal life, living Many different Books of identities and lives, up til 1389 when the Universe was divided, and I was fully transported Forward and Backward throughout Time, Space, and Dimensions to fly through the chaotic Rainbow’s apex in 2003, and then be reborn on February 24, 1982.

[right-pointing arrow]

[next page; writing starts in the heading of the page]

Firstly, I do not look upon the term “Troll” as a negative, as there are Good Trolls/People and Bad Trolls/People, and All have an innate want to patrol and observe/comment on others, regardless. The ones that are wicked are the Haters, Fakers, and the Darkest of Demonics and Sinners who are Toxic to the Majority. A Lot of what has happened, is happening right now with and all around you, and is to happen are covered between the last couple of books in the Old Testament of Any Bible, as well as how I had described the Dimension Merge in early 2018. Although the whole picturesque event is popularly referred to as The Day of Judgment, this is actually comprised of the Dimension Merge (the recombining of the dividend Universe), which has been Completed, the Collective Shift (relocating the Majority to the recombined Earth of Universe 1C-211987 from this 1218 Earth, here) that is in (more spiritual) progress and happening now, and my Second Coming where I shall descend at my Temple and fully, physically, relocate the Majority to our recombined Earth (with the Sonichu Temple, as well as other select buildings, artifacts, statues, etcetra [sic]), leaving behind the Toxic Minority on the failing 1218 Earth to burn.

[censored], thou art among the Neutral-Good and shall transcend with everyone, so thou hath nothing to fear, especially as thou continues to be as good as possible as thou hath done so.

Go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory and Authority as God, [censored]. Be Safe and Well.

[The lower-case I letters of the following sentence are dotted with hearts, with the ones in “Sonichu” and “Messiah” having the hearts surrounded by two lightning bolts:] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord, Savior, [something scribbled out, possibly “and”] Messiah, and God of all.

The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.

Hard to believe the man who wrote this fucked his mother.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Transcript:

Spoiler

October 25, 2021

Dear [censored]

Thank you for the Kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and Barbara, is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in Virginia.

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations [something scribbled out; possibly “really”] and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I’ve experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real Jerkops, and really noisy neighbours [sic] after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I’ve enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

I’ve hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff. And I have continued to work in my Goddess responsibilities and duties out-of-Body.

I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ, complete with ALL of the memories from the year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven, changed my appearance, and walked the Earth more in my Immortal life, living Many different Books of identities and lives, up til 1389 when the Universe was divided, and I was fully transported Forward and Backward throughout Time, Space, and Dimensions to fly through the chaotic Rainbow’s apex in 2003, and then be reborn on February 24, 1982.

[right-pointing arrow]

[next page; writing starts in the heading of the page]

Firstly, I do not look upon the term “Troll” as a negative, as there are Good Trolls/People and Bad Trolls/People, and All have an innate want to patrol and observe/comment on others, regardless. The ones that are wicked are the Haters, Fakers, and the Darkest of Demonics and Sinners who are Toxic to the Majority. A Lot of what has happened, is happening right now with and all around you, and is to happen are covered between the last couple of books in the Old Testament of Any Bible, as well as how I had described the Dimension Merge in early 2018. Although the whole picturesque event is popularly referred to as The Day of Judgment, this is actually comprised of the Dimension Merge (the recombining of the dividend Universe), which has been Completed, the Collective Shift (relocating the Majority to the recombined Earth of Universe 1C-211987 from this 1218 Earth, here) that is in (more spiritual) progress and happening now, and my Second Coming where I shall descend at my Temple and fully, physically, relocate the Majority to our recombined Earth (with the Sonichu Temple, as well as other select buildings, artifacts, statues, etcetra [sic]), leaving behind the Toxic Minority on the failing 1218 Earth to burn.

[censored], thou art among the Neutral-Good and shall transcend with everyone, so thou hath nothing to fear, especially as thou continues to be as good as possible as thou hath done so.

Go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory and Authority as God, [censored]. Be Safe and Well.

[The lower-case I letters of the following sentence are dotted with hearts, with the ones in “Sonichu” and “Messiah” having the hearts surrounded by two lightning bolts:] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord, Savior, [something scribbled out, possibly “and”] Messiah, and God of all.

The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.

The best questions asked to Chris so far, god what I would do to see the letter Barbra wrote to him.
Also I love that he's still fighting Jerkops

someone needs to ask if the Jerkops are respecting Chris' pronouns.

 

[Alcalino9000]

every time he throws more nonsensical incoherencies, I wonder what kind of mental treatment they are giving him that seems to not work, worse only feeds his fantasies more.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I wonder what kind of mental treatment they are giving him

None whatsoever. Without an extremely specific court order, which is not really easy to get at all in most jurisdictions (I don't know anything about VA specifically), they can't give him any kind of medication outside of very specific extreme circumstances and then only temporarily. And knowing him, he's not taking any voluntarily.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

So really it's anyone's guess why he went with 1389.

One most also remember Chris hasn't cracked open a decent book that wasn't a kid's novel in god knows how long. Most of his knowledge of King Arthur comes from the most likely source; sonic and the black knight.

Interesting. Arthurian Legend in my remembering of it took place in no later than than the 900s. I could be wrong as I give fuck all to English legendarium, but you might be onto something there even though Chris doesn't explain it. A future Ween writer may get him to expand on this further.

 

[Smurfchu]

If the Christians went to Heaven, and found Fatty there running a Sonichu temple, they would be so confused and pissed.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

"I've hardly made friends, more like kind allies with the more positive staff"

This motherfucker is going to get his ass shanked.

 

[Spooky Bones]

"I've hardly made friends, more like kind allies with the more positive staff"

This motherfucker is going to get his ass shanked.

Yeah this is one thing you just don't do when you are locked up.

Yeah, I'm glad the 5th letter is responding to questions about Chris's time in the jail, especially ones I was curious about.

Right? People were fit to eat the other idiot who posted a letter today but received this one reasonably well. And unless a person is totally autistic, it should be obvious why. I'd never write Chris and I don't really see why anyone would, but if you must write Chris, be this guy.

The fact she's writing him boggles my mind

And yeah, that's a million dollar question

 

[Guinan's hats]

Kinda went all in on the "thous" at the end there

 

[Liber Pater]

Ottomans whooped the Serbs in 1389 iirc and I don't know if anything else interesting happened or where he'd get that year from.

I wonder if it means anything numerology @Mariposa Electrique

Not much there (at least in terms of Gematria).

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I find it unlikely, Barb threatened to kill herself to get Chris not to leave for conventions and such, she is very overprotective of him. Even with the current events I don't think she would do a 180º and hate Chris to the bone, she is just too fixated on him!

"I just can't quit you, Christine"

Nah but really they have an extremely codependent and toxic relationship. As if that wasn't obvious. Barb is a manipulative and paranoid woman, especially when it comes to her son. Result being that she's basically been enabling chris his entire adult life, no matter what he does. She can't fathom the idea that her son is anything other then an innocent retard who people have just been torturing for over a decade for no reason other then malice.

 

[Stupidface]

I shouldn't be surprised Barb has written him, yet I am. It only makes me more interested in how she's handled this so far, what her actions going forward will be, etc. Some of the family knows what has occurred and I assume the two Chris tried to flee to reached out– How the hell did that go? We'll never know but, damn, I am insanely curious.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The best questions asked to Chris so far, god what I would do to see the letter Barbra wrote to him.

Probably told him that she is running out of money and asked to e-beg harder.

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[DownSouthBoi]

He's referring to King Arthur divided the world into two: fiction world (C-197) and real world (1218 ). Chris doesn't realize the dimensional split makes Arthur a hero.
We live in the world where we worry about nukes than giants and dragons.

Giants and dragons are preferable to literal motherfuckers who shit themselves.

 

[Snuckening]

Ottomans whooped the Serbs in 1389 iirc and I don't know if anything else interesting happened or where he'd get that year from.

I wonder if it means anything numerology @Mariposa Electrique

Aren't those numbers he uses (like saying that reality is "universe c-197" or whatever it is) based on a mix of Rick and Morty, and Marvel comics lore? More likely that "1389" come from some cartoon, comic book, video game, etc, than any real-world historic reference (unless Chris is being Idea-Guyed again)

 

[dirtydeanna96]

If I wasn't shitfaced right now, I'd dictate it to legible.
(Edit): He gave the jail 2 stars out of 5? Is he expecting a fucking Marriott? I'm honestly glad he's not being mistreated beyond bad attitudes from the jailers and noisy inmates.

he's reviewing it for the CWCville Michelin Guide.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Interesting. Arthurian Legend in my remembering of it took place in no later than than the 900s. I could be wrong as I give fuck all to English legendarium, but you might be onto something there even though Chris doesn't explain it. A future Ween writer may get him to expand on this further.

Yeah a quick Wikipedia search says that IF the Arthurian legends are true, they would probably have taken place in early 500.

 

[DerKryptid]

Transcript:

Spoiler

October 25, 2021

Dear [censored]

Thank you for the Kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and Barbara, is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in Virginia.

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations [something scribbled out; possibly “really”] and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I’ve experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real Jerkops, and really noisy neighbours [sic] after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I’ve enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

I’ve hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff. And I have continued to work in my Goddess responsibilities and duties out-of-Body.

I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ, complete with ALL of the memories from the year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven, changed my appearance, and walked the Earth more in my Immortal life, living Many different Books of identities and lives, up til 1389 when the Universe was divided, and I was fully transported Forward and Backward throughout Time, Space, and Dimensions to fly through the chaotic Rainbow’s apex in 2003, and then be reborn on February 24, 1982.

[right-pointing arrow]

[next page; writing starts in the heading of the page]

Firstly, I do not look upon the term “Troll” as a negative, as there are Good Trolls/People and Bad Trolls/People, and All have an innate want to patrol and observe/comment on others, regardless. The ones that are wicked are the Haters, Fakers, and the Darkest of Demonics and Sinners who are Toxic to the Majority. A Lot of what has happened, is happening right now with and all around you, and is to happen are covered between the last couple of books in the Old Testament of Any Bible, as well as how I had described the Dimension Merge in early 2018. Although the whole picturesque event is popularly referred to as The Day of Judgment, this is actually comprised of the Dimension Merge (the recombining of the dividend Universe), which has been Completed, the Collective Shift (relocating the Majority to the recombined Earth of Universe 1C-211987 from this 1218 Earth, here) that is in (more spiritual) progress and happening now, and my Second Coming where I shall descend at my Temple and fully, physically, relocate the Majority to our recombined Earth (with the Sonichu Temple, as well as other select buildings, artifacts, statues, etcetra [sic]), leaving behind the Toxic Minority on the failing 1218 Earth to burn.

[censored], thou art among the Neutral-Good and shall transcend with everyone, so thou hath nothing to fear, especially as thou continues to be as good as possible as thou hath done so.

Go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory and Authority as God, [censored]. Be Safe and Well.

[The lower-case I letters of the following sentence are dotted with hearts, with the ones in “Sonichu” and “Messiah” having the hearts surrounded by two lightning bolts:] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord, Savior, [something scribbled out, possibly “and”] Messiah, and God of all.

The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.

1389 was the battle of kosovo

Completely unrelated to chris' delusions

 

[GypsyBard]

First few letters where boring nonsense
This one is interesting
He rates jail a 2/5 and has received a letter from Barb
I would Love speculate she is the person puting money on his commissary
Also from what I gather most people are simply puting up with his bullshit