Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

No, untill a police report detailing how his interrogation and questioning went i don't believe chris cooperated with he cops. His petty hatred and disregard for them is too strong to do anything with them beyond insult them and flip them off and tell them how much he hates them all because they were doing their jobs bringing the big out of control retard into custody.

I'm not so sure about that. I don't think he understands that the 5th amendment is seriously the right to remain silent. He has probably tried to prove his innocence to the cops, and argued with his public defender because he thinks that he is innocent, when he should be refusing all questions without a lawyer. If Chris is lucky, he'll just give them a bunch of unintelligible garbage about the merge and Sonichu that will be useless in proving he raped Barb. But he already sent Null a letter saying he is innocent and admitting to stealing the money from Barb. "I was going to pay it back" is not a defense.

After the Game Place incident, Barb hired a really expensive lawyer because she thought he could get them a not guilty verdict on all counts. Instead he had them plead down to traffic violations and misdemeanors to keep Chris out of jail. Having to pay Rob Bell started the financhu crisis. They could've had a public defender do the same thing for free; though Barb was legitimately scared that Chris would get a felony conviction and lose the tugboat. Chris and Barb both exercise their constitutional rights to be dumbasses.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This is a point that I don't see addressed enough: Chris's total lack of remorse. Maybe we are so used to this that we don't find it worth discussing, but consider: Chris doesn't even think he did wrong. He was just ridding Mommy Magdalene of her sins. That he ends up in jail is solely the fault of one Judas, and now Chris is going to die for our sins. God is sure to exact vengeance on us because we failed the " Worldwide Test". As for the money, a gal has the right to feel comfortable right? You don't expect her to sleep in a van don't you?

I don't know why there has been so much discussion about insanity plea because it is obviously out of the question; the specific mention of being "consentful" means that Chris knows what he did to Barb was a violation. On the contrary, if the prosecution presents this letter, this will put Chris in a worse light than he already is in.

I think that's the most disturbing thing in this letter. He has no remorse, instead he is doubling down. He washed away her sins! Yeah that's gonna play oh so well with a Judge or Jury. His own lawyer is probably trying to hold back the dry heaves at that one. Can you imagine if Barb ever reads this? Or the neighbors?

 

[AnOminous]

No, untill a police report detailing how his interrogation and questioning went i don't believe chris cooperated with he cops. His petty hatred and disregard for them is too strong to do anything with them beyond insult them and flip them off and tell them how much he hates them all because they were doing their jobs bringing the big out of control retard into custody.

His fear of them and his sheer stupidity vastly outweigh that.

 

[King Kiwi]

No, untill a police report detailing how his interrogation and questioning went i don't believe chris cooperated with he cops. His petty hatred and disregard for them is too strong to do anything with them beyond insult them and flip them off and tell them how much he hates them all because they were doing their jobs bringing the big out of control retard into custody.

He sang like a tone-deaf choir boy.

You're one of those people that only know surface-level stuff about Chris.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

His fear of them and his sheer stupidity vastly outweigh that.

Not to mention, he was explaining the designs of the Dimensional Merge to them when he was arrested. He didn't seem particularly hostile towards the arresting officers but rather more focused on explaining his inner "logic"

 

[RazorBackBacon]

No, untill a police report detailing how his interrogation and questioning went i don't believe chris cooperated with he cops. His petty hatred and disregard for them is too strong to do anything with them beyond insult them and flip them off and tell them how much he hates them all because they were doing their jobs bringing the big out of control retard into custody.

Chris is an idiot. Idiots always sing, even if they don't realize it. He thought he was outsmarting the cops and bragged to their faces, all the while the cops, smiled, nodded and let their cameras roll.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is an idiot. Idiots always sing, even if they don't realize it. He thought he was outsmarting the cops and bragged to their faces, all the while the cops, smiled, nodded and let their cameras roll.

To be fair, if people haven't followed Chris for a long time they might not know or expect this.

To be honest, this is why you lurk.
Lurking leads to learning.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm not so sure about that. I don't think he understands that the 5th amendment is seriously the right to remain silent. He has probably tried to prove his innocence to the cops, and argued with his public defender because he thinks that he is innocent, when he should be refusing all questions without a lawyer. If Chris is lucky, he'll just give them a bunch of unintelligible garbage about the merge and Sonichu that will be useless in proving he raped Barb. But he already sent Null a letter saying he is innocent and admitting to stealing the money from Barb. "I was going to pay it back" is not a defense.

With Chris, he can't understand other people that well (if at all), so he's going to sing like a canary about why he did what he did in an attempt to make other people "understand" the way he "understands" something. And in his head, that should explain everything. The fact it didn't work this time probably played a part in Chris deciding he's now Jesus in attempt to simply force people to accept that he himself is right.

As a side note, I have to wonder if Chris actually will continue the Merge nonsense. He did straight up announce the Merge was happening when he got arrested...and then because absolutely nothing happened as a result, maybe he just gave up/forgot about it because he was faced with much more pressing matters like being denied access to collect his stupid toys by the judge?

 

[Tikbalang]

We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all aprties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

Good luck finding pro-incest groups. Also what you saw in incest porn, aren't actual family members, they're just characters.

 

[P5Fever]

I’ve been behind on this saga so getting caught up has been a…….trip.

 

[185405]

No, because he is in essence the new, female Jesus. Jesusette, if you will. New and improved. He’s essentially saying that the Biblical Jesus was his past life. Reincarnation.

But he called himself Goddess Lord, shouldn't it be Lady or st?

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Now I'm picturing Jesus shouting "Don't call anybody!" as He's throwing the moneychangers out of the Temple. Thanks a lot Chris.

Jesus casting Legion out of the possessed man: "I want everything about these demons, off of this man's soul, now now now Now Now NOW!"

 

[A Grey Cat]

Why? why?! Why do you people insist on living in some fantasy world where chris was brought in cuffed and chained, sat down in a briefing room like some episode of law and order then had some cute lady cop to talk to and when she was nice to him, maybe offered him some tard tendies, that got him to sing like a canary about fucking barb while they got it all on tape? You're level of fantasy thinking is almost as dumb as his.

I swear the levels of wishful thinking on this incident from day one have been off the charts autistic. I can recall people saying Chris would get life in maximum security and being too dumb and weak to get protection from the aryan brotherhood he'd offer to be the prison wife of some tattoed tyrone to take care of him.

 

[Vamp Soulja]

Eternally grateful that I am able to witness the progressive revelation of CWC theology.

 

[King Kiwi]

Why? why?! Why do you people insist on living in some fantasy world where chris was brought in cuffed and chained, sat down in a briefing room like some episode of law and order then had some cute lady cop to talk to and when she was nice to him, maybe offered him some tard tendies, that got him to sing like a canary about fucking barb while they got it all on tape? You're level of fantasy thinking is almost as dumb as his.

I swear the levels of wishful thinking on this incident from day one have been off the charts autistic. I can recall people saying Chris would get life in maximum security and being too dumb and weak to get protection from the aryan brotherhood he'd offer to be the prison wife of some tattoed tyrone to take care of him.

You seem a little mad.

 

[Wormy]

Null, why the hell didn't you follow your own rules you gave to us about not intervention'ing with lolcows? How did you think this would end?

 

[Pickle Built]

To be fair, if people haven't followed Chris for a long time they might not know or expect this.

To be honest, this is why you lurk.
Lurking leads to learning.

Yo nice chris-chan pfp

Why? why?! Why do you people insist on living in some fantasy world where chris was brought in cuffed and chained, sat down in a briefing room like some episode of law and order then had some cute lady cop to talk to and when she was nice to him, maybe offered him some tard tendies, that got him to sing like a canary about fucking barb while they got it all on tape? You're level of fantasy thinking is almost as dumb as his.

I swear the levels of wishful thinking on this incident from day one have been off the charts autistic. I can recall people saying Chris would get life in maximum security and being too dumb and weak to get protection from the aryan brotherhood he'd offer to be the prison wife of some tattoed tyrone to take care of him.

If literal children are able to get Chris to give out very sensitive information then people who are trained and highly experienced in interrogating idiots can do it too

 

[Wormy]

If literal children are able to get Chris to give out very sensitive information then people who are trained and highly experienced in interrogating idiots can do it too

I get what Glass is saying, there was a lot of silly fantasies thrown about, but yea, these people have met crazier, and brought down people far more slick than The Motherfucker.

 

[GermanPotato]

Why? why?! Why do you people insist on living in some fantasy world where chris was brought in cuffed and chained, sat down in a briefing room like some episode of law and order then had some cute lady cop to talk to and when she was nice to him, maybe offered him some tard tendies, that got him to sing like a canary about fucking barb while they got it all on tape? You're level of fantasy thinking is almost as dumb as his.

"So Chris, just tell us again how you healed your mother from the ravages of age" - "Ah, uhm, I got told by, uh, magi-chan to connect to her on a spiritual and bodily basis, so I can, ah, heal her and she uh, ah, liked it very much"

 

[Pappy Striderite]

he can't understand other people that well (if at all), so he's going to sing like a canary about why he did what he did in an attempt to make other people "understand" the way he "understands" something.

absolutely this. he has always said everything is "a misunderstanding", especially when everyone blocked him on twitter. this is what he really means when he says that. everyone is below his thought process.