Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Hogar Grupal]

I remember the trial where Chris got let off the hook for hitting the game store manager with his car, because the attorney used the "Chris is an autistic manbaby" defense to get him a slap on the wrist; but Chris didn't see it that way, he was PO'd at the lawyer for insulting him and not instead going with his preferred defense "the manager was an asshole and deserved it". So I do think this is genuine psychosis instead of an attempt to ham things up and debase himself to gain mercy, because what Chris' preferred line of defense here seems to be "but it's healthy and consentual! True and honest, I didn't do anything wrong!"

Unfortunately, Chris will never accept who he truly is, or his way of 'thinking', and will more than likely repeat his actions if he's ever set free to go back to 14 BLC.

 

[Turbocuck]

It's disappointing seeing how there are still idiots entertaining the idea of a NGRI plea. Even with this latest bit of lunacy produced by Chris he very clearly displays an understanding of right and wrong by insisting his theft of $750 from barb following the EPO was not a crime because he claims he intended to and would have been able to pay it back the following week, describing how his various income sources would cover the funds. Not to mention the dumb fucking insistence that his rape of Barbie-chan was for her own good and that it should not be considered a crime because he was considerate and also he's Jesus and Jesus is totally down with mother fucking — implicitly revealing the understanding that if it had not in fact been in his mother's best interest and in accordance with her wishes that he violate the barbussy and if he's not a biblical figure of legend then what he did is obviously wrong.

In a curious way, his most insane writings yet actually includes substantial evidence of his sanity.

100% correct. His autism diagnosis will probably be a factor in determining a plea deal, or if this goes to trial, in sentencing, but there is absolutely no way he will be found NGRI, and Heilberg isn't even going to go down that road.

If you guys think Chris is gonna plea NGRI, I want you to go on Google and find news articles about schizophrenics that killed people. Schizophrenia is way more debilitating than the mild inability to tell fantasy from reality thing Chris has, yet the people who commit murders because of it are almost never found NGRI.

Furthermore, NGRI would not reduce his sentencing. The quickest way to get out of confinement is going to be a guilty plea.

 

[anon_christorian]

His poor attorney

 

[Optimus Prime]

100% correct. His autism diagnosis will probably be a factor in determining a plea deal, or if this goes to trial, in sentencing, but there is absolutely no way he will be found NGRI, and Heilberg isn't even going to go down that road.

If you guys think Chris is gonna plea NGRI, I want you to go on Google and find news articles about schizophrenics that killed people. Schizophrenia is way more debilitating than the mild inability to tell fantasy from reality thing Chris has, yet the people who commit murders because of it are almost never found NGRI.

Furthermore, NGRI would not reduce his sentencing. The quickest way to get out of confinement is going to be a guilty plea.

Part of me wonders if they'll end up getting Chris re-evaluated and his eternal autism diagnosis gets changed to Aspergers.

 

[Ass-Manager]

So.... is Chris not trans anymore? Thank god and the bear we get a new arch

 

[A Grey Cat]

I still say the letter isn't admissable as a confession or heilburg will try and render it inadmissible, possibly claiming Chris isn't of sound mind writing it. You can't take the ramblings of a moron at face value even when their written out.

 

[Hexbox]

Part of me wonders if they'll end up getting Chris re-evaluated and his eternal autism diagnosis gets changed to Aspergers.

At the very least they could strike-off the "High-Functioning" part.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

So.... is Chris not trans anymore? Thank god and the bear we get a new arch

In the Court, they officially changed his gender back to his True and Honest birth gender. So chris may still ree when people call him a male but Virginia law doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Turbocuck]

At the very least they could strike-off the "High-Functioning" part.

Chris is high functioning though. Low functioning would mean he's unable to do things like read or speak or feed himself.

 

[Rapechu]

Oh thank God, I was getting tired of the only lolcow news coming from politicians. Now we just need Gunt to pose as Pontius Pilot.

Shall we go ahead and deliberate who shall be Barabbas?

Definitely Liquid.

But how would we tell them apart?

 

[Hexbox]

Chris is high functioning though. Low functioning would mean he's unable to do things like read or speak or feed himself.

Is there a "mediocre" level?

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Heilberg got appointed by the court, not picked by Chris or even volunteered to defend him. Also can't really blame him for his client's retarded, delusional, narcissistic confessions fucking up his job, if anything he is doing some amazing work not giving up on the case lol!


The wiki also describes Chris almost interrupted his own attorney at the 2012 trial, while in the most recent one he basically kept interrupting the fucking judge!

I need the GenoSamuel recap of the transition / Moongodess saga. Maybe it needs to be divided into the New and Old Christaments.

 

[John Merston]

Part of me wonders if they'll end up getting Chris re-evaluated and his eternal autism diagnosis gets changed to Aspergers.

I'm afraid that's no longer possible.

In 1994, the diagnosis of Asperger's was included in the fourth edition (DSM-IV) of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders; with the publication of DSM-5 in 2013 the diagnosis was removed, and the symptoms are now included within the autism spectrum disorder along with autism and pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified (PDD-NOS).

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm afraid that's no longer possible.

Curious, but good to know, thanks.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm afraid that's no longer possible.

That's a shame but it would be hilarious. Doesn't ADF/Phil/whatever he's calling himself now have AS?

 

[Alex Krycek]

That's a shame but it would be hilarious. Doesn't ADF/Phil/whatever he's calling himself now have AS?

Yes he does. He also has a burning hatred of Chris.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

hopefully now that he's in full blown psychosis they can get this loon on some fuckin sertraline

They need to bring back electroshock therapy. Then Chris can finally zap! to the extreme

 

[12 Year Old Lurker]

So.... is Chris not trans anymore? Thank god and the bear we get a new arch

i was wondering that too. i'm not the most knowledgeable on christory, but wouldn't he get upset if people started photoshopping 'natural seeming' beards onto his oh-so-effeminate goddess face? maybe the bible he's been given to read in whatever holding cell they're keeping in him has finally changed his mind.

 

[Ass-Manager]

i was wondering that too. i'm not the most knowledgeable on christory, but wouldn't he get upset if people started photoshopping 'natural seeming' beards onto his oh-so-effeminate goddess face? maybe the bible he's been given to read in whatever holding cell they're keeping in him has finally changed his mind.

I'm sure a lot of those feelings have gone out the window and he has reverted back to some form of god "fearing" state that bob instilled within him as a child. but with prodding from his fellow inmates and only having a bible to read with all his toys left at 14BC. he cant fall into his regular delusions with television or other dumb bullshit he was into. He's finally cracked from the time he has spent in the slammer and its only going to go one way and we all know where that is.

The Nut House

 

[12 Year Old Lurker]

I'm sure a lot of those feelings have gone out the window and he has reverted back to some form of god "fearing" state that bob instilled within him as a child. but with prodding from his fellow inmates and only having a bible to read with all his toys left at 14BC. he cant fall into his regular delusions with television or other dumb bullshit he was into. He's finally cracked from the time he has spent in the slammer and its only going to go one way and we all know where that is.

The Nut House

thank god. the looney bin saga has been postponed for far too long.