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This picture always gave me the creeps. Even more so after everything that has happened.
Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)
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Didn't someone send in their iguana's DNA and it came back as Jewish (this may have been a troll post).
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I think they did, I think there has been some other cases like that.
There has been some controvosity about them recently, nothing major but claiming X is a fact but Y was true, and some lab cock ups like sample A being attributed to person B etc.
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My understanding is that "High functioning autistic" is not now, and has never been, a formal diagnosis with defined criteria.
It's part of the confusion that results from turning the definition of "autism" from "unable to talk" into a broader, spectrum disorder.
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One may see the inflation of Chris' ego over time reflected in the amount of power he claims he has.
First the imaginary power inflated to somewhat above average - Comic Chris during "Classic Chris" days.
Then it bloated to that of a classic Greek deity (or like Superman) - "Night Star" and "Blue Heart".
Finally it exploded towards omnipotence - thinking he's Jesus and thus God.
(the increase in imagined power could also reflect Chris coping with an increasingly crappy real life)
First the imaginary power inflated to somewhat above average - Comic Chris during "Classic Chris" days.
Then it bloated to that of a classic Greek deity (or like Superman) - "Night Star" and "Blue Heart".
Finally it exploded towards omnipotence - thinking he's Jesus and thus God.
(the increase in imagined power could also reflect Chris coping with an increasingly crappy real life)
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My friend has created the CWIC's Prayer in response to Chris comparing himself to Jesus. It's an amazing work of shitposting.
Our Father, who art in CWCville, Autistic be thy name, Thy bedroom come, Thy virginal rage be done, In dimension 1218, as it is in CWCville. Give us this day, our daily comic, And forgive us our relentless trolling. As we forgive those who troll against us, And lead us not into drawing Rosechu with a pickle, But deliver us from Pmurt. For thine is the bedroom, The pixelblocks and the Classic, Forever and forever, Amen.
Our Father, who art in CWCville, Autistic be thy name, Thy bedroom come, Thy virginal rage be done, In dimension 1218, as it is in CWCville. Give us this day, our daily comic, And forgive us our relentless trolling. As we forgive those who troll against us, And lead us not into drawing Rosechu with a pickle, But deliver us from Pmurt. For thine is the bedroom, The pixelblocks and the Classic, Forever and forever, Amen.
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Like the "Rock Biter" from The NeverEnding Story movie?
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That film was the most blatant case of false advertising ever.
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Lol, you don't need photos to be able to tell that Chris was bathed in a terrible broth of testosterone and shame in Barb's womb.
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so you see it's not about having too little T or too much you gota strike that happy medium just right
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It shames me as a man who grew up with the Commodore 64 as his formative years' actual COMPUTER, not pretending it's a console which did fuck all but play games burned onto cartridges to see Chris having one in his fagtastic background picure + calling himself the goddess of 'Comma' (whatever the fuck that is) and the 'Commodore Consoles' which do NOT include the C64, but instead the related C64GS, and the Amiga-basedCD32 and CDTV.
Nerdspasm over.
Anyway, Chris is an incestious fat fuck and I would NOT have sex with him under any circumstances. I'd sooner toss my hot-dog up Nicocado Avocado's blown-out burrito hole that Orlin has ploughed over the years.
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It's really just overcoping. The more in the shitter his life is, the more powerful he needs to be in his imagination. Back in the classic days. he just had to transform into his super awesome form and beat up all the JERKS in his comics.
When the trolls started to take his fictional coping universe apart, he reacted by making up the dimensional merge, where he can be the god of his own little imaginary world forever - and with no trolls ruining it for him.
And now when he's in jail over raping his own mother and his whole life is going down the drain... well, the only way to go is becoming an omnipotent god who does not care for insignificant earthly things (like, you know, laws).
But now he has nowhere else to go when his life will become even worse in actual prison. Except perhaps becoming completely catatonic and fully embracing his imaginary world. When the real life consists of Bubba ramming you from behind, why return to the real life at all?
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Imagine if Bob had pulled out or at least just stuck it in her ass instead of pumping this retard into Barb. Nobody would have known the name Chandler or associated it with mental retards.
It's when he ends up in real prison with lifers that his real problems begin, if they would.
His sentence will probably be in PC with the chomos and other sex offenders, though, and his behavior and correspondence seems to indicate he's already there, though.
So no ass rammings by Bubba, and let's face it, Chris might actually like that at this point.
That's not happening yet though. He's currently just in the mix with the usual wife beaters, drunks, and assorted misdemeanants in jail awaiting sentencing or the usual time served bullshit, who have at least some semblance of a life to return to. Those people don't want to add more time. The most they'll do this sped is smack him around a bit until he shuts up.
It's when he ends up in real prison with lifers that his real problems begin, if they would.
His sentence will probably be in PC with the chomos and other sex offenders, though, and his behavior and correspondence seems to indicate he's already there, though.
So no ass rammings by Bubba, and let's face it, Chris might actually like that at this point.
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Looking at his hoard. I doubt he can see the difference when 50% of his stuff are stolen.
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I can’t wait for when an autistic serial killer breaks loose and the FBI sends someone to interview Chris like in The Silence of the Lambs.
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Hannibal Chan: Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with My Little Pony. Our Billy wasn't born a retard, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic coddling, neglect and Anime. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a God. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying, for he has seen all 59 hours of Geno's documentary.
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