Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[A big guy (for you)]

BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to Overdrama and FAIL Your Worldwide Test of Faith upon me. ->

Chris(t) is Kang

Betrayed by Judas Moon

 

[JoshPlz]

That poor prison officer having to read through this before sending it out.

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

This is sad. It reads a lot like the ramblings Terry posted during his forum/Reddit days.

Chris has been delusional for quite some time, but I wonder if he's had/is having a psychotic episode.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Letters from Central Virginia Regional Jail Saga Begins

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

"And majority of the laws is basically do not sleep with, uh, your relati—with your close relatives or the, uh, relation of those relatives."
-2009 Chris on Biblical Morality

 

[RJ MacReady]

I'm curious where Chris absorbed this from. Was it brainwashed into him before he was jailed? Has he been socialising with the schizos? Does the jail have a regular visiting chaplain that hosts services for inmates?

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

Ralph was right. Hes gunna spill all them beans on that ped-o-file josh moon

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Boy oh boy was it the right call to smoke before reading this.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

You know. Sometimes I think I'm crazy
But I'll never be Chris levels

 

[Lake]

Going hard on the insanity defense, I see. Good to see he's using his time in jail to look inward.

I wonder how much of that incoherent horseshit he actually believes.

 

[purpleflurp]

I forgot the part of the Bible where Jesus rapes the chosen ones' mothers every three nights.

"Your honor, my client clearly said 'soul-bonding'. Since ethereal intimacy doesn't count as sexual interaction in Virginia, Mr. Sonichu clearly did nothing wrong."

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Lol rot in prison chris.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

To be fair, if you were the judge un this case and read this shit would you think the person writing was compos mentis?

Because I sure as fuck wouldn't.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself

Absolutely indistinguishable

 

[What the shit]

@Null has one of the most important and sought after objects in christory. How long before we see them in a museum?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Judas Moon betrayer of Christ AND RALPH

 

[Thumb Butler]

Chris(t) did nothing wrong. He fucked for our sins.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[BrainProlapse]

I can barely even read this shit my eyes just skim over this gibberish. I had kinda hoped being around some no-nonsense thugs in prison would have made him tone this shit down but I guess being away from his Legos for a month has put him even closer to the edge.

God I wish Bob was still around to whoop his ass.

He really wrote a stress into his letter

 

[©©©]

I'd die to read the things he wrote to his lawyer.