Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[greenvector36]

And Godbear said, Let there be Christian Weston Chandler, and it was so. And Godbear saw that it was good.

How many days of rest would the Adherents of Godbear recieve? I'd imagine you'd need a few months to process.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

"Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess."

That's one weird fuckin' way of saying you raped your mother

He used his blessed saliva to cleanse and clear her holiness. Like Jesus spat on sick people, Chris went and slapped his tongue around like a fuckin' ShamWow.

 

[Josterman]

Coping and dillating his taint quite hard I see.

Remind me of this vid

Thats so accurate

 

[Hal]

JUDASSS!!!

 

[Ketamine Kat]

As we reply to those dumb reporters that come and try to get a quote from Null, so too should Chris receive a:

LMAO

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Insert Vegeta saying that he's speaking the language of gods meme here

 

[Lum_Invader]

The audacity of this retard to rape his mom and call himself Jesus.

 

[DamnWolves!]

I guess it's no crazier than that time he claimed he was a woman. He probably figures society bought that bullshit hook, line and sinker; why not this bullshit too?

 

[Maude Snew]

Everybody betray me I'm fed up with this worl

The father, son, and the holy Tommy Sonichu

 

[Mek Quake]

See - you take away the Lego and leave him with a Bible, this is what you get.

 

[Mentos]

I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your dreams and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.

Chris confirmed to beat the charges via Divine Intervention.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Where's the quadruple-7?

 

[Lycoris]

An interesting development, huh.

Not enough for an insanity plea, hopefully... This reminds me when he tried to show that he was bipolar many years ago.

 

[Nipin]

Jesus christ...

 

[timewave0]

MFW (My Face When) when I'm the lawyer David Heilberg reading a letter from my new client Christine Chandler.

 

[admiral]

If Chris thinks that he's the first retard in jail to try the 'I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ!' thing in a bid for an insanity plea, he is sorely mistaken lmao.

Chris is a sperg but the fact that he feels the need to explain and defend his decision to rape his elderly mother proves that he knows he should not have been doing it. I'm not a very good Christian but I'm pretty sure there aren't any verses bible where it says that Jesus cleared people of their sins by fucking them.

 

[Jack Awful]

This confirms that even when cut off from all weens and enablers, Chris still retreats further into his delusions.

I know it's obvious, but Chris is 100% a lost cause and beyond rehabilitation. He's straight up doing Manson shit and claiming he's god.

I wonder if this was inevitable. Could Bob and Barb have just put Chris in that special ed school to make him more normal? What if they actually kicked him off the internet once the trolling started? What is the latest point that Chris's life could have been salvaged?

 

[draggs]

Chris went "aura deep" on Barb

I don't wanna feel anything from him "aura deep"

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Pretty sure this confirms, Chris sang like a canary the whole time. Those poor officers who arrested him are going to need a lifetime supply of alcohol for what they heard.

"Sang like a canary" my ass. He most likely boasted about how skilled a lover he is and described in graphic detail how to eat da barbussy to make his geriatric mother climax.

These poor police officers have received almost as much mental damage as the guys investigating the toolbox murders.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Chris spending an extended period of time in prison and not unwittingly uniting every gang in mutual enmity, is nothing short of miraculous. I was expecting the first Bloods/Crips joint shiving. Maybe he is Jesus. When you think about it, the Martin Scorsese / Paul Schrader film - 'The Last Temptation of Christ' - depicted Jesus consummating his marriage to Mary Magdalene. That's not a whole lot different from Chris fucking Barb.

What form does Ralph take in his New Testament analogy? I am leaning towards Barabbas. May is obviously Barabbas's ass.