Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[speedweed]

In times like this I begin to feel really sorry for Chris and imagine all the ways in which the trajectory of his life could've been so much better.

Then I remember he's a literal motherfucker.

 

[ANobody]

I see Chris has been enjoying prison. But damn, he must be really fishing for that "not guilty by reason of insanity" plea.

Being religiously deluded and being legally insane are two very different things. If Chris is really trying for NG/RI nothing in the letter helps him.

 

[Cantaloupe Nuts]

no i am jesus christ

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

“Drink this Fanta in remembrance of me.”

 

[Baloney Face]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

Chris is almost certainly a certifiable schizophrenic no fooling, and possibly believes the Jesus shit, too.

But proving that one is not guilty by reason of insanity is a lot more involved than merely establishing insanity. It boils down to whether he was (by reason of insanity) unable to know what he did was wrong when he did it.

Even with the dimensional merge, being Sonichu's lovely little wife, and being Jesus Christ, it does not automatically follow that he did not know fucking his mother was wrong.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Quick, we need to identify the other apostles! If Jersh is Judas, then who is Kengle? Does this make Barbara Mary?

NO ONE SAID THIS WOULD BE PART OF THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE!
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Well Barbara can't be the virgin Mary anymore

 

[Norman B. Normal]

> Three Days on Earth equal Four Months (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm

"When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube."

Also, Null is definitely in the US if he received a letter with 53 cents postage within four days of it being mailed.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

If this is a play for an insanity plea, he's doing a very poor job since he continues to show awareness that his actions were wrong as far as the law is concerned. He makes efforts to say that everything was consensual, showing that he is capable of knowing that a lack of consent is wrong. He reiterates a commitment to the age of consent as well. He also argues that, basically, 'this list of minor to major deviations are all wrong, but deities like myself just don't really care about those as much anymore.' He understands that they're wrong, but just doesn't care.

Chris has clearly lost the last of his remaining marbles, but not in a way that has a chance of absolving him of guilt in the eyes of the law. Of course, his competency to stand trial is another matter entirely

 

[Peru oso donas]

Bro, this Jesus guy is really just like Chris, only Chris had it MUCH worse.

 

[CrackPipeCowboy]

tldr; "I raped my mom because I am God Christ herself"

 

[The Last Stand]

Find somebody who loves reading and show them Chris' letter.

Hell, show this to an English major or professor and watch them just rethink their career.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Of course he picked up a bible. There's little else good to read in jail.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

lmfao mf compared himself to jesus

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Holy shit. Chris has no tie reality anymore. His jail stay seems to be eroding what little sanity he had left. And defending raping his mother like that.

If Chris is Jesus, I guess Barb is the Virgin Mary. If Mary was the opposite of a virgin. And a shrew. And Mary was raped by Jesus.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I wish Doc Britton could read aloud this letter like he did with Francis E. Dec ramblings.

s read in

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

He can turn water into Fanta


Christ-chan and Judas Moon


I'll be back if I can think of more stupid shit to say.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

There is a really stark contrast between the paragraphs where he is rambling about being Jesus with run on sentences that make no sense, and the one paragraph where he is having a tantrum about getting in trouble for stealing money. That paragraph is a lot more like all of the shit he's written over the years, while the other shit comes across like a performance. I think he may be trying to seem crazy there.
I do not believe Chris is crazy, I believe he is just retarded. I also do not expect Chris to end up in prison, I think he will get institutionalized (but for being retarded, not for being insane), which would mean that he will probably never be released into society again anyway. I wonder what the status of his toy collection is.

He's not crazy. He's not retarded. He is, at best, an autist who's learned that people think he's crazy/retarded and will excuse his behavior on that basis. In other words: This is just his latest manipulation.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't think it matters too much at this point, but this is almost a confession. If this goes to trial, this letter will be presented to the jurors as evidence. It also works both ways, since they may conclude that Chris is actually clinically insane and cannot be held responsible for his own actions.

Also, his lawyer was sent a copy of this monstrosity. What a way to start your weekend!

It's rural Virginia. They may order him burned as a witch

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Wow. Without an outlet to consume, Chris has gone full bananners

When was that ever NOT the case? He was always deranged.

 

[greenvector36]

So when was the hearing set after the continuance? Mid november?

100 bucks says he'll be in full on glossolalia chucking turds at the walls by then.

November 18th, in the neighborhood of two months. If Chris has slipped this far down since early August, he'll be there come the 18th.

If Heilberg has this on his desk too, and psych evals are taking place- no doubt his team is on full damage control