Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sure the CPU shit isn't new, and he was pretty into Jesus and stuff in the past but seemed to have mostly abandoned it in recent years. He's incapable of forming new ideas on his own, so it's likely all this comes from access to a Bible or church services in jail or whatever else.

Lol, remember ashen people were saying it was the idea guys, then ILJ, and now it's the Bible. I've noticed that crazy people don't need an excuse to be crazy, but they sure do throwing them out because they lack insighr.

It's my dog
It's the government
My mom made me crazy
The aliens changed my DNA
The Bible told me I'm Jesus

My mind has been blown. Wow. He really is intent on winning Dumb Dumb Crazy Bingo.

Even if he is not schizophrenic, he's still has delusional disorder, which is treated with the exact same medication and therapy. Pump him full of thorizine D, Lithium, and seroquel, and he'll stop trading out like this. Maybe he'll even get a haircut and wash his ass right.

 

[Xarpho]

So, has every possible combination of an exclamation of surprise, (or any thought that basically breaks down to "What the Fuck?") been covered in this thread yet?

If not, then "Holy fucking fuckity fuck, this guy be cray cray!"

All I can say I'm glad I had the good fortune to be one of the first dozen people to put in a reaction and put in a reply when the thread was at its 3rd page. Otherwise I might have not have seen it for several more hours when there's 60 pages and Null's accumulated another 1000 stickers (it was 433 when I started writing this post)

 

[Aqua Panda]

The beauty for Heilberg is since his Motherfucking client the Motherfucker sent it to both himself and Null a third party, it's not priviledged. He's gonna frame it and hang it next to his office door with instructions that clients are to never ever do this.

This.

Chris might have just fucked over his case before his defender can make much of an initial arguement. And did it using official correspondence from prison no less. (Where they record everything you send out.)

It's a fucking Legal 101 "Don't do this shit" move.

 

[Terrorist]

@Null why would you give Chris your address/PO Box lol
In what way would that be a good idea

 

[The Lawgiver]

I know prisons let inmates call people sometimes. Part of me wonders if this new shit is someone using that to further drive chris down this path. It's a stretch, but considering the bella shit was happening for a whole year before people found out anything's fucking possible at this point.

The biggest thing to take from this is the incest-jesusfication of the heart torch. Somehow it looks like it could actually be used as an emblem for something if it weren't so shittily drawn.

 

[Esquilax]

This is exactly what a friend of mine said, he is going all in on the Jesus shit because that's all he has access to in jail, Chris only knows how to take from IPs that he is currently the most invested in or heavily being exposed to. He cannot come up with things on his own or any unique ideas. His entire past is riddled with this behavior.

Let's slip him a Quran and a paper pad and see what happens

 

[Spergichu]

Harriet and Tom Ashby caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian

How much do you wanna bet he wrote their names in on purpose so that some ween will dox them and stand in their front lawn screaming JULAY at 3 in the morning.

 

[AmbiTron]

Lol, remember ashen people were saying it was the idea guys, then ILJ, and now it's the Bible. I've noticed that crazy people don't need an excuse to be crazy, but they sure do throwing them out because they lack insighr.

It's my dog
It's the government
My mom made me crazy
The aliens changed my DNA
The Bible told me I'm Jesus

I don't think Chris is properly crazy, though. I think he just likes to avoid reality, and I also think he's big retarded and incapable of forming original ideas. Hence Sonichu being two things mashed together, or anything else he's ever made just being stolen from something else. Maybe he's reached the point now that he can't discern reality from his escapist fantasies, but I think it's more likely he somehow feels this act will benefit him and that the sudden interest in Christian-related shit comes from what is most likely his only 'entertainment' in jail (In this case, a Bible.) Could be wrong I suppose, doesn't much matter after all.

 

[drmccoy]

Um. Holy Shit. He's into severe mental health problems territory. Comparing himself to Jesus Christ?! Wow. Just... wow.

Harriet and Tom? Yeah, gee, he might want to fuck his Aunt who looks like Barb. I wonder why they cut him off?

Chris is gone. Many of is saw this coming but this letter confirms it. He's got a mental illness. My schizophrenia Uncle thought he was in contact with Aliens. So, yeah... Chris is ill. Woah. What a capstone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Being serious for a moment, I think the Idea Guys did way more damage to Chris psychologicaly/mentally than we realized.

Yeah, he never had a full deck from the get go, but the dimensional merge and goddess shit really popped off and you can see a noticeable mental health decline.

He's still 100% sane and responsible for his actions, but some of the schizophrenia hallmarks are there.

I think they just told Chris what he wanted to hear, he‘s been ‘talking‘ to Sonichu for at least 18 years (Telling Mary Lee Walsh what Sonichu thought about her taking down his lovequest signs) and unfortunately for Chris the dimensional merge was an idea in a lot of cartoons around that time too, Star Vs literally ended with a merge of two dimensions and My Little Pony introduced a humanized toy range so in the tie in movies they had portals between the Pony and human dimension and there was probably more (Like Rick and Morty and Space Jam?) and since Chris already believed about a cartoon universe like in Rodger Rabbit if it’s happening in those shows and also happening in his daydreams then that’s proof enough for him.

The only thing the idea guys added that Chris might not have discovered on his own was the Neptunia gaming goddesses and as seen here that’s easily replaced with Chris just being Jesus.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

And the lord begot his only son/daughter CPU goddess to punish the people of earth.

Jesus skinny kind forgiving virgin.

Chris fat hateful unforgiving virgin with rage.

It's hard to actually get a insanity plea but damn if it's not even considered I'll be shocked

 

[HumanHive]

@Null right now

How could you betray our lord and savior with your SILVER COIN MERCH RUN?

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

Goddamit Chris.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Chris must be going through some really tough hell in prison.

 

[trolol]

Jesus didn't rape/fuck his mom, she was a virgin.

burn in hell Chris.

 

[Senior Citizen Virgin]

So this pretty much confirms that the Bible is his only reading material at this point.. we know he gets sucked into whatever media he consumes and I bet in an inbred fuckhole like VA prison bibles are standard issue for every inmate upon entry.

 

[Count Olaf]

What a thing to come home from work to! Holy fucking shit.

"I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened."

And the blaspheming just keeps on going. First it was I'm a goddess, so I can't worship Jesus because we're on the same level of godhood to just strait up claiming that he IS Jesus. Oh there's a special place in hell waiting for him, I'm sure. Also,

"Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns."

Is he actually growing facial hair now? I supposed there aren't many opportunities for a shave where he is. Still, Chris with facial hair. That...is a weird thought. I wonder though does this mean the female facade is ending? Not very lady like to be growing a beard after all.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

This part's underrated:

"Why and What the hell?"

I felt that.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

It took like half a month for Chris to go all Manson. That's cool.

Also "barbie-chan"

 

[Spooky Bones]

Lol, remember ashen people were saying it was the idea guys, then ILJ, and now it's the Bible. I've noticed that crazy people don't need an excuse to be crazy, but they sure do throwing them out because they lack insighr.

It's my dog
It's the government
My mom made me crazy
The aliens changed my DNA
The Bible told me I'm Jesus

Psychotic people absolutely incorporate aspects of their environment including media they consume into their delusions. Chris's autism with its tendency toward preoccupation and perseveration on certain topics.


What interests me is how quickly he's flipped from what he's believed for the past few years which has been roughly consistent changed to a totally different delusional system in less than 2 months due to environmental pressure and the nature of what he's exposed to and incorporates into his delusions.

That his whole worldview and belief system changed so quickly points to him having a very weak personality structure which also confirms stuff we already knew about him basically. It's pretty interesting to see him express basically the same shit except in more conventional language.