Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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And just like that the silver chris coin got a new religious meaning.
I should have bought 30 of them.

Calling it now. At some point the chris-coins will be worth more than bit-coins.
 
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Really leaning into that insanity defence ain't he? Lets hope his metaphor goes full circle and he ends up nailed to some wood while some Italians shove a spear in his side and Jews line up to laugh whilst proclaiming "This goy isn't our king"
 
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"Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all aprties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.
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I hope he will get the same sentence that Christ had gotten, since he loves cosplaying him so much.
 
When/if the prosecution brings up that passage where they "cuddled soul bonded and talked" all I can see is Chris chimpimg out and denying thats what he meant or trying to say "nuhhh uh we soul bonded you inferior mortals just don't and never will understand what that means but it was NOT the mechanical and gross act you call sex it was NOT.


I'm sure he regrets writing that part as well as the part about transferring money. The most he can do for the later is try and pass it off as being something they won't understand but was totally not sexual at all.

And for the former...well all he can do is chimp how it 'wasn't his fault!" And how as a CPU goddess he couldn't possibly spend two nights sleeping in a car living off his last 50 bucks in his pocket.
 
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While Our Lord and Savior has some free time behind bars, Null should write him back to get him to admit who "talked" to him the most/earliest about the events surrounding his mother. While he's in this doxxing mood, im assuming he wouldn't think twice about telling us if it was either Sean or the forbidden fungus who did most of the coercing.
 
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Grandfather Spergle said:
This ain't a merge, it's the Trapture.

While we're reassigning biblical roles to Christorical figures, I nominate Jacob Sockness to be Hairy Fagdalene.
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I like how he confessed to stealing that money from Barb. They haven't even charged him with that yet, and he's already confessing to it in writing. What a stupid fucker.
 
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The more I read this, the more this seems like a full-on schizophrenic breakdown. Grandiose delusions, a feeling of being "chosen" to the point of believing he is literally Jesus, a feeling of being watched (rightfully so in his case), and constant word salad. This basically amounts to a long-time-coming schizophrenic breakdown due to him no longer having his comfort corner and being placed into a world of harsh reality.

It's a little scary, extremely overdue, and in hindsight makes sense.
Jesus Saga is here and I want to get off this ride.

(:_(
 
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Spooky Bones said:
Nice find! And if they are using the lectionary then they definitely did NOT read the passage from Malachi in church, so he must have found it elsewhere. Either flipping through the Book or somebody telling him about it.
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Come on, he has been locked up for 6 weeks?
The Bible is not all that long. Old and new testament is usually around a thousand pages, give or take, depending on version.
It does not take months to read the bible from cover to cover. If you are bored senseless and have little or no other things to do you do it in a couple of days.

He can well have read the bible form cover to cover a dozen times by now. What else would he have to spend his time on?
 
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So, what famous bible quotes will Chris change?

Get thee behind me, Barbie Chan!

With Zanshoes, all things are possible.

We entered because he entered us first.
 
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