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There's a protection order in place, and the police arrested him originally over violating it by stealing $750 from her account because the lazy fuck didn't want to sleep in a car.
Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)
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The only way he could contact Barb would be through his lawyer. And his lawyer is no way no how letting him talk to Barb right now. Certainly not with Law Enforcement being able to monitor such things. "Oh Barbie-Chan I so miss your sweet China!"
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If the prosecution is reading this, see if the court will allow Chris to be splashed with holy water. I imagine he woukd start sizzling.
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It's likely just words to him, I highly doubt he know's anything about him.
At most he's vaguely aware of colorblind pictures of some woman with a mole and a can of soup having something to do with the name.
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Yeah, but where would Chris pick up Andy Warhol of all people.
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the dumb book that was made about him
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Glad he's doing well. Soon this will all be over and within 5 years, Chris will be living under a bridge, high as a kite, writing the long awaited Bible reboot. I'm happy for him.
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Chris was reading and extensively highlighting his copy of Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality back in June and would talk about it on Twitter. Here's an example. I don't know how far he got in the book but he eventually stopped reading it in favor of doing commissions and his weird tarot thing. He had been planning on distributing alternative book covers and autographing the books at Everfree.
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Since someone is bound to ask "What book?", the book in question.
EDIT: Hopkinsville Goblin beat me to it
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We almost need a current faq about the book, how NGRI works, how his lawyer actually knows what he’s doing, etc.
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And thus, the echo was heard, the prison of Charlottesville became the Cult of the Chu.
Allahu Akchris.
What the actual fuck, it's amazing how he was already removed from reality but managed to reach new unexplored territory.
Allahu Akchris.
What the actual fuck, it's amazing how he was already removed from reality but managed to reach new unexplored territory.
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Hi everyone, first time poster, long time lurker.
I knew from the start that prison wouldn't be good for Chris. A lot of people have said that taking him away from his videogames and funko pops and other crap might bootstrap him, but that stuff was actually keeping him relatively stable. Remember that he's an autistic manbaby retard and he uses this stuff for comfort and familiarity. Him saying "I need my stuff to feel safe" in court was completely serious. It's probably why he blew all of his stolen money on toys as well when he was banned from returning to his house.
Without his consumerist garbage, he can't construct his sonichu delusions because he is so stupid and uncreative that he can't imagine these things without having physical images for him to focus on and base his fantasies off of (this is my guess why he always carries his sonichu medallion, it gives him a focus point to retreat into fantasy). So now he's fixating on what he does have, which is probably the Bible and chapel sessions. Yet instead of taking away any sort of lessons from the Bible, he does what he always does with other peoples' narratives and wraps it around himself and alters it to his liking. He also always needs to be the center of attention, with his stupid gal pals and enablers, and now that he's not getting any of that, he's concocting increasingly grandiose delusions because he needs the validation. He's like a sponge who just absorbs whatever is nearby and imitates it (poorly), and I have no idea just what the hell he's going to turn into if he's left alone with criminals or lunatics without being on zombifying medication.
I knew from the start that prison wouldn't be good for Chris. A lot of people have said that taking him away from his videogames and funko pops and other crap might bootstrap him, but that stuff was actually keeping him relatively stable. Remember that he's an autistic manbaby retard and he uses this stuff for comfort and familiarity. Him saying "I need my stuff to feel safe" in court was completely serious. It's probably why he blew all of his stolen money on toys as well when he was banned from returning to his house.
Without his consumerist garbage, he can't construct his sonichu delusions because he is so stupid and uncreative that he can't imagine these things without having physical images for him to focus on and base his fantasies off of (this is my guess why he always carries his sonichu medallion, it gives him a focus point to retreat into fantasy). So now he's fixating on what he does have, which is probably the Bible and chapel sessions. Yet instead of taking away any sort of lessons from the Bible, he does what he always does with other peoples' narratives and wraps it around himself and alters it to his liking. He also always needs to be the center of attention, with his stupid gal pals and enablers, and now that he's not getting any of that, he's concocting increasingly grandiose delusions because he needs the validation. He's like a sponge who just absorbs whatever is nearby and imitates it (poorly), and I have no idea just what the hell he's going to turn into if he's left alone with criminals or lunatics without being on zombifying medication.
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I'm so tired of the Andy Warhol question. It's not a demanding example of "lurk moar".
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Since someone is bound to ask "What book?", the book in question.
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EDIT: Hopkinsville Goblin beat me to it
I think Chris actually is an outsider artist. None of his crap has any value. In fact, it has so little value and creativity it performs as something of a crass mockery of our current times. I look on TV and I see the same retarded formulaic marvel movie being advertised and I see grown men collecting children's toys and videogames and I see Chris Chan in so many younger people. He's the symbol of our society, a completely withdrawn manchild (or womanchild, because what's the difference anymore) who is wrapped up in petty distractions. He's revolting to look at, and all his artwork are just crappy mass media intellectual property knock-offs. Truly he is an archetype of the Last Man, forged in the garbage fire of our supercapitalist utopia. I say this not to a-log but because it is genuinely impressive, to be the archetype of something.
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Hey fuck you, I moved on from Chris and became a better Kiwi for it. There's more to this site than the Tard Pope.
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I stared into chris' eyes and the abyss stared back into me and all I saw was the dvd logo bouncing around but never hitting a corner
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The Freezers full of "Tupperware" full of y'know isn't fucked up enough? Or the declaring himself Jesus the ChrisChrist? I mean once you scratch the surface of Chris (Word of warning, please wash hands thoroughly after scratching surface of Chris. Then wash them again, and again. Maybe use steel wool) It gets real fucked up real fast.
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He stopped doing the Tupperware full of jizz YEARS ago. He only did it because the dumbass didn't understand how sperm donation/sperm freezing worked. He got them mixed up when a supposed lesbian couple named Samantha and Ellie were looking for a donor to help them conceive a child a Chris saw this as an opportunity to get crystal born via surrogate mothers.
I say supposed because I'm fairly certain like a lot of things in his life Sam and Ellie where trolls trying to see what dumbass shit they could get Chris to do this time, especially since the story ends when they told Chris they weren't interested in his defective tard sperm and we're instead going for some french male porn star to be their donor. That sounds like something only trolls in the swansong days of trolling Chris could come up with.
Edit found the cwicki link it was trolls messing with him...againhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sam_and_Ellen
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