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Not sure how. He's done capital murder and rape before, including child molestation, as a prosecutor and as a defense attorney. Chris is far from the worst person he's defended, although he might be the most ridiculous.
Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)
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Idk man representing Christ has to come with a little bit of career clout
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doubt he'll destroy the man career how ever Chris may destroy his sanity
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Imagine someone traveling back in time to tell Classic Chris that this is how his Love Quest would conclude. He could’ve had a Boyfriend-Free Girl with genuine interest in him. He could’ve had it all.
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Never underestimate the power of Chris' fanbase or the people who hate him. You can't tell the difference most of the time.
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Right now Mr. Heilberg is in a position that many would give their morning coffee for.
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I wonder if he will still think he's still THE true, real, Player One once he gets shanked for trying to be a smartass.
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Yes, to throw it at Chris' face because it's scolding hot.
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It's disappointing seeing how there are still idiots entertaining the idea of a NGRI plea. Even with this latest bit of lunacy produced by Chris he very clearly displays an understanding of right and wrong by insisting his theft of $750 from barb following the EPO was not a crime because he claims he intended to and would have been able to pay it back the following week, describing by line item how his various income sources would cover the funds. Not to mention the dumb fucking insistence that his rape of Barbie-chan was for her own good and that it should not be considered a crime because he was considerate and also he's Jesus and Jesus is totally down with mother fucking — implicitly revealing the understanding that if it had not in fact been in his mother's best interest and in accordance with her wishes that he violate the barbussy and if he's not a biblical figure of legend then what he did is obviously wrong.
In a curious way, his most insane writings yet actually includes substantial evidence of his sanity.
In a curious way, his most insane writings yet actually includes substantial evidence of his sanity.
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I guess that's why Chris is still under isolation, way after the quarantine period. You know he's going to try and "make friends" in his odd, awkward autistic way, with terrifying results if he is ever in gen pop.
Ironically this piece of almost deliberate lunacy written by Chris shows he's got some form of self awareness in what he's done and he's leaning hyper hard on that insanity plea just to wiggle out.
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He's a public defender. He defends low lifes all the time, and no that does not usually mean getting them found not guilty.
Getting Mrs Sonichu a decent plea deal would be a boost.
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honestly most of chris' life is "he could have had 'blank' but he chose the worse option
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It's not going to help him. The poor SOB probably is getting this from TV: "plead insanity. Spend a week in a funny farm. Go home." It wouldn't work that way, and given his list of other priors, both the judge and the psych ward aren't going to trust Chris going back into the public. There's going to be some aggressive psychotherapy Chris is going to need so that he'll never refer to himself as Jesus or any OC ever again.
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I don't know if Chris genuinely wants to make himself believe that he's insane though.
He likes to think he's this omnipotent powerful being by using his childish imagination and escapist fantasies. Sure to us he seems like someone who should be thrown in the nut house (and he seriously should be getting thrown in when this is all set and done) but he doesn't think that he has a problem in that regard, he's had this massive disgust about his autism in the past and he doesn't like to dwell on any feelings of hindrance or self doubt.
For that reason alone he wouldn't want to give the judge the impression that he's insane, and even though his lawyer will probably use the angle for the defence that they're unnecessarily "kicking the autistic" with whatever he's charged with, it will definitely irritate Chris big time, and honestly that would be the icing on the cake to see him sperg out at someone who dares to criticise his poor mental state.
It could possibly be what you just said.
Chris is no stranger when it comes to overbloated escapism as coping mechanism of absurd proportion due to his inability to accept his own ineptitude.
And really he's got so little actual value as a person that he's gotta grasp on to something to live and he just happen to choose the worse ways to go about it.
And I say worse instead of worst, because you can always count on Chris to dig himself to a shittier hole every turn whenever you think he's smacked himself rock bottom.
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I remember the trial where Chris got let off the hook for hitting the game store manager with his car, because the attorney used the "Chris is an autistic manbaby" defense to get him a slap on the wrist; but Chris didn't see it that way, he was PO'd at the lawyer for insulting him and not instead going with his preferred defense "the manager was an asshole and deserved it". So I do think this is genuine psychosis instead of an attempt to ham things up and debase himself to gain mercy, because what Chris' preferred line of defense here seems to be "but it's healthy and consentual! True and honest, I didn't do anything wrong!"
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Definitely Liquid.
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Guessing they gave Chris a bible to read and having nothing else to focus on, that then drove him to this get this in his head. He hasn't gotten any stimulation from his toys and games for so long probably that's why there's so little about sonichu in those letters.
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Heilberg got appointed by the court, not picked by Chris or even volunteered to defend him. Also can't really blame him for his client's retarded, delusional, narcissistic confessions fucking up his job, if anything he is doing some amazing work not giving up on the case lol!
The wiki also describes Chris almost interrupted his own attorney at the 2012 trial, while in the most recent one he basically kept interrupting the fucking judge!
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