Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

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I guess the biggest issue not addressed yet would be gender. What are his current plans for legally changing his name, losing his penis, etc. In the past he's said that he wants to keep the penis until he can produce Crystal. Is this still his plan? I suspect that even though he hates having a penis, on some level he wants to keep it to make himself attractive to all women, lebian, bi, and straight.

I'd also like to know about the social events that Marvin says he attends on a regular basis. Is he playing Pokemon with 10-year-olds at The End? How often does he go to Impulse? What are his other social outlets?
 
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I also really want a pinned down answer to how Sonichu is a parody even though it doesn't mock the characters in question and contains Sonic and Pikachu as characters even though he changed Robotnik and other characters because he feared copyright.
Oh and if he still hates Mary Lee Walsh because recently it's been implied that in some recent videos (the Smash Bros ones) Slaweel's gonna turn good.
 
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So Chris has not drawn anything that is disgustingly sexualized since Megs?
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This terrible drawing, full of empathy for women

Does he honestly believe himself to be more intellegent than your typical Brittish neurotypical?

Next time, the interviewer needs to ask him about how he believes himself to be empathetic, and how he can honestly claim that he gets along better with women and that he can identify with their "feminine" ways seeing as the only actual thing with a vagina he's spent a prolonged period of time with is Barb, and a few cats or dogs.
 
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Asandy31 said:
Next time, the interviewer needs to ask him about how he believes himself to be empathetic, and how he can honestly claim that he gets along better with women and that he can identify with their "feminine" ways seeing as the only actual thing with a vagina he's spent a prolonged period of time with is Barb, and a few cats or dogs.
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Agreed. Would love to know how he defines empathy because he certainly doesn't show it.

Kudos to @MasterDisaster. Hyped to read the full transcript because this sounds insane.
 
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crayolasword said:
Lemon Scented Sonichu. That is something he needs to put up on the Etsy store
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He had a Sonichu air-freshener in his car. Those would really sell.
Better yet, why don 't somebody else does it and sells it on Etsy? It's been a while since Chris doesn't chimp because someone is making profits from his original creation.
EDIT: Pink-lemonade scented Sonichu.
 
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This is gold, i love the interviewer, and how he makes chris obnoxiously feel like he needs to talk more like an intellectual.
 
"Yes, actually, my friend and associate who has been helping me more recently, yeah, she has a friend who could hack into and take down the CWCki website..."
I'm looking forward to how that plays out.

Since a lot of people are putting suggestions and requests in this thread, I'd love to hear Chris give a little voice acting audition with some of the exceptional lines from Sonichu. In a British accent of course, for the UK audience.
 
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ShavedSheep said:
Havent been able to check these out yet but did you ever ask him to explain that fucking "back in the stone age" joke
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It has been explained before.
"You dont have to tell me twice but in the stone age"

Because the cavemen in the stone age were slow, so you have to tell them twice so they could understand. Very definition of autism, he had the context of the joke in his head, it was clear as water to him so it should be clear for everyone.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Let's try this again, shall we? After losing the thread due to the whole 'France being pussies' thing I thought what would be the point of uploading the exact same thing again? So I did another interview to get some new content and thus justify making this thread again. I asked all the questions I could remember given I didn't get a chance to write them down beforehand but this time Chris was a regular chatterbox. So once more, for your entertainment, I give you another interview with OPL.

Interview 1:
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Part 2

Interview 2:
Part 1

If you have any questions you'd like me to ask Chris go right ahead. I'll see if I can't work them into the last interview.
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You're doing God-Bear's work son, keep it up! Praise to @Jesus!
 
As someone relatively new to CWC, this is actually the first I have learned of Chris' half-brother Cole. Wow. Here is a guy who clearly worked very hard and persevered over the adversity of a very dark and abusive childhood at the hands of Barb. He picked himself up by the bootstraps, moved to Manhattan, and achieved a successful, notable and seemingly rewarding career in the media along with, from what I can tell, a pretty satisfying personal life. Here, he has done all of this, only to be overshadowed by the antics of his half-wit, dumpster-fire of a step brother sister. Good grief! It all seems like it could be one of the circles of Hell in a modern day interpretation of Dante's Inferno.
 
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Barb is a very nasty old hag. We know Chris doesn't give a fuck about the lost paint and the money from the purse(maybe he stole it, if there was such money to begin with) he just parrots Barb. What mommy says stays with Chris.

She actually believes that someone broke in, into a recently burnt house to specifically steal the valuable Dali repro. That if it weren't those greedy firefighters.

She blamed the neighborhood kids of stealing her purse. The purse appears in the house. Well they returned it, but after taking some money from it.

She is truly human garbage, it explains the hoarding, she feels at home among piles of garbage as herself.

Amazing work, getting Chris to be interviewed, a true miracle.
 
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Mashed Potato Grenade said:
I'd suggest you to research more.
His entry on the ED page (on Chris-chan/people) is also enlightening.
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I took a look at that, and at the e-mail exchanges on the CWCki. Sure, he seems like a bit of an intolerable hipster, but it doesn't seem like he is a massive drain on society in the same way CWC is.
 
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This would take a tremendous amount of coordination on both yours and Chris's side, but what if this whole "interview process" ended in a video interview with Chris via Skype or YouTube livestream? It might be interesting to see how professional Chris can act in such a high-stakes (from his perspective) situation, and you could even get other people involved as your associates.
 
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