Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

Is it all right for Chris to be posting the interviews on his Facebook and Twitter and whatever? Are any of his followers going to listen to them, work out it's a dang dirty troll, and try to deter him from doing the next interview or anything?

Now I've listened to one part of this three times and I still have no idea what he's talking about; why does he start going on about the bartender labelling some regulars "The Itty Bitty Titty Committee"? Did he get called out for referring to them by that name in a facebook message I missed or something? There is no reference to them on the CWIKI's Impulse article so I'm afraid I'm a bit lost.

This confused me, too, unless there's something I'm also missing. I got the impression that because he'd been being quizzed on "controversial" stuff from the Cwcki, he assumed that the Impulse line of questioning was going to go in the same direction, and that Cat Knight would ask him to explain some stupid thing he did there; so he pre-emptively tried to answer a question that wasn't even going to be asked in the first place. I don't know, though, I could be wrong.

 

[CWCissey]

Oh God that Donald Duck impression.

Also, MasterDisaster, your fake voice is sexy as fuck.

 

[Asandy31]

Oh God that Donald Duck impression.

Also, MasterDisaster, your fake voice is sexy as fuck.

Glad you had the courage to admit it, I thought I was in the minority..

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Is it all right for Chris to be posting the interviews on his Facebook and Twitter and whatever? Are any of his followers going to listen to them, work out it's a dang dirty troll, and try to deter him from doing the next interview or anything?



This confused me, too, unless there's something I'm also missing. I got the impression that because he'd been being quizzed on "controversial" stuff from the Cwcki, he assumed that the Impulse line of questioning was going to go in the same direction, and that Cat Knight would ask him to explain some stupid thing he did there; so he pre-emptively tried to answer a question that wasn't even going to be asked in the first place. I don't know, though, I could be wrong.

Yeah, I also have a feeling something must have gone down at Impulse for him to reduce his visits and bring up incidents nobody knew.

But I'm not worried about his followers exposing the interview. He is simply too egotistical to believe it once he convinced himself Arthur is genuine. He'd just get mad at whoever is trying to tell him.

 

[Medley]

His dead pan delivery of how he got sent horse manure sent my sides into orbit

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

Great interview, keep up the good work

 

[Jack Awful]

Another suggestion:
Ask him on the recent passing of Jimmy Hill.

 

[Asandy31]

Yeah, I also have a feeling something must have gone down at Impulse for him to reduce his visits and bring up incidents nobody knew.

But I'm not worried about his followers exposing the interview. He is simply too egotistical to believe it once he convinced himself Arthur is genuine. He'd just get mad at whoever is trying to tell him.

It would be like him to claim jealousy over this sweet new deal, which promises lots of dough and the potential to buy a sweetheart with all that dough.

Something always goes down at any place Chris chooses to socialize in
Game Place
Mall
Dancing the Chicken in public wearing a sports bra
Community College
Chris' own home
I admire his tenacity though, after being kicked out of so many places normies would be wracked with shame, self consciousness, and low self-esteem..

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So it was only Scamper that died in the fire? What about Skittles, the Crack Cat? Desi presumably died a lot earlier, but not much was known about Skittles.

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

So it was only Scamper that died in the fire? What about Skittles, the Crack Cat? Desi presumably died a lot earlier, but not much was known about Skittles.

Cwcki says that it was presumed dead or missing by 2011 (long before the house fire), and that it was already about 21 years old even then, so it's looking bleak for poor Skittles.

They're tasting the great rainbow in the sky now.

 

[asperhes]

Now I've listened to one part of this three times and I still have no idea what he's talking about; why does he start going on about the bartender labelling some regulars "The Itty Bitty Titty Committee"? Did he get called out for referring to them by that name in a facebook message I missed or something? There is no reference to them on the CWIKI's Impulse article so I'm afraid I'm a bit lost.

This is a great example of what I mean by a missed opportunity on the part of the interviewer. All he had to do was ask a follow-up question, "What the heck are you talking about, Chris?" Instead he was interviewing by stopwatch and couldn't be bothered.

There are many examples of more fruitful discussions with Chris, like the Alec Benson Leary calls and the Father Call. Chris has said many times that he's "slow-minded" and needs time to arrange his thoughts. Patience is rewarded. Cutting Chris off in mid-sentence when he's trying to explain himself is the same issue that made the Kacey calls suck.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

This is a great example of what I mean by a missed opportunity on the part of the interviewer

Well, when you interview Chris maybe you will do a better job, since you think MD's was so bad.

 

[Asandy31]

It would be like him to claim jealousy over this sweet new deal, which promises lots of dough and the potential to buy a sweetheart with all that dough.

Something always goes down at any place Chris chooses to socialize in
Game Place
Mall
Dancing the Chicken in public wearing a sports bra
Community College
Chris' own home
I admire his tenacity though, after being kicked out of so many places normies would be wracked with shame, self consciousness, and low self-esteem..

The way he spoke about that poor animal, it was just so matter of fact, but what do you expect from someone who left their poor dogs locked in a car in the pursuit of China and bowling.

 

[4Macie]

According to @skyraider91 in this post, Chris mentioned that, in addition to the Donald Duck story, he had also drawn an ugly picture of one of his coworkers on a napkin, and he didn't get along with his manager.

Chris got fired from Wendy's because in a single month he managed to:
Make children cry
Piss off co-workers with crude/mean drawings
Would take breaks instead of doing his work (which was just to clean the dining area)
He tried to make someone a sandwich when the guy who was scheduled to make sandwiches wasn't there (which is a no-no because Chris was not fit nor trained for that work)
He got covered in garbage, tried to shower in the sink in the back, failed to get clean, put his dirty clothes back on, and then tried to continue working around food and customers.

This was all in a single month. This isn't even 30 days, Wendy's doesn't bring in their "special employees" every day. They let them come in maybe three times a week. Sometimes weekends, not always. So in, roughly, 9-15 days, Chris managed to pull all this shit. Of course he was fired.

But to Chris, all of this stuff was "he had a grudge on me and there was a misunderstanding"
And the Snyder thing. Chris calls that "a grudge and misunderstanding" too...but we know how that really went down.

Makes you wonder what the actual issue was at Impulse.

 

[jawsome]

Chris linked the interviews on his Facebook page.

He publicly posted an interview were he discusses putting pieces of clay in his butt.

He will follow this up on FB by telling you to go to his Etsy page and buy a medallion.

What is stopping me from getting laid?
-Christine​

 

[The Man With No Name]

Yeah, I also have a feeling something must have gone down at Impulse for him to reduce his visits and bring up incidents nobody knew.

I wish there was more to dig into on this, but I feel like any answer we get out of Chris will be just as disjointed as this story he brings up out of nowhere. He'll try to remove all blame from himself and misdirect the actions of any people in the story to make himself seem persecuted.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

C: And uhh, with uh, and uh, with uh-- uhh, I'd say inspired by the, uhh... inspired by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games? But, umm, not-- not totally, it'd be more... more among what I... what I figure, you know. I mean, only inspired by but not totally copying, I mean it's not like Sonic could actu-- could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies.

I like how Chris brought up an ability copied from Pikachu to try to explain why Sonichu isn't a copy of Sonic.

 

[tardwrangler]

fucking awesome MD, the classic OPL stress-sighs, one after another as you brought up the some of the "greatest hits" just got funnier and funnier.

That scamper shit really bummed me out though

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

This is a great example of what I mean by a missed opportunity on the part of the interviewer. All he had to do was ask a follow-up question, "What the heck are you talking about, Chris?" Instead he was interviewing by stopwatch and couldn't be bothered.

There are many examples of more fruitful discussions with Chris, like the Alec Benson Leary calls and the Father Call. Chris has said many times that he's "slow-minded" and needs time to arrange his thoughts. Patience is rewarded. Cutting Chris off in mid-sentence when he's trying to explain himself is the same issue that made the Kacey calls suck.

To be fair, I don't think Chris was ever cut off intentionally. All these interviews have been littered with awkward pauses that have a 50/50 chance of ending with Chris either letting the conversation shrivel up and die, or suddenly jumping into another response apropos of nothing after several long seconds. It's easy for us to listen and criticise, but I imagine it's tricky to actually be there in real time and try to work out if Chris is done or not. His autism is too powerful.

Plus, if Cat Knight didn't try to push the interview along, I think the alternative would probably be something much more awkward and unfocused, because no one would be trying to control or temper Chris' terrible social skills. He can get tediously rambly when he's left to his own devices.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A: So, uh... how much do you usually make from your Am-- figurines and medallions? Ballparking, for business.

C: Uhh, I'd say about, um... I'd, I estimate around... I'd say about around... ten dollars profit, but that's my est-- that's just a guess off the top of my head, I've never really thought about it totally, but...

I shouldn't be so surprised that Chris doesn't have much awareness of that. I guess his profits don't have much meaning to him, since he gets more than that every month for doing nothing. Maybe he has a vague sense of his production costs and just tries not to exceed those numbers.