Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

[Trilby]

Oh boy, never change, Chris!

 

[jc17]

I remember reading Chris lost his shit because TJ said what everyone else knew, that he would never loose his virginity. But he showed him! Cost $100 or so, but he showed him!

 

[picklehaube]

I have no idea what has been going on the past few pages and nor do I want to know..

But I am glad you farmers do.. Semper Fidelis!

I'm going to do a burnout in your honour and blast my Dukes of Hazard airhorn, hopefully pissing off everyone within earshot.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

After listening to the latest interview I just had to do this:

 

[MasterDisaster]

Not one but two new interviews guys; one is from the earlier on the 12th and the other was just tonight. The future of Chris is now; I really hope he contacts 'The internet ruined my life'.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Not one but two new interviews guys; one is from the earlier on the 12th and the other was just tonight. The future of Chris is now; I really hope he contacts 'The internet ruined my life'.

Well done, you are part of the legend now.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Seems me and Chris are gonna be long time friends now; he even wants to do video calls.

I think that's kind of cool, I hope you guys keep being pals.

 

[Mason Verger]

You two are going to have some zaaaney adventures together! Just two dudes on an endless summer, trying to score with the ladies and maybe, just maybe take polite society down a peg!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Did Chris just say his associate has a lot of "business knowledge?"

We were thinking it was some kind of troll gal-pal. Now I think the entire time his "business associate" may be Barb. In the nerd interview video he was asking for a girlfriend who is business savvy to help him with his business, and said something along the line of Barb being "business savvy" from her secretary days. If there was already a extra gal-pal troll helping him, Chris wouldn't have thrown that into the list of things he requires of his spouse.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Not one but two new interviews guys; one is from the earlier on the 12th and the other was just tonight. The future of Chris is now; I really hope he contacts 'The internet ruined my life'.

So how much of that Yugioh DLC did he end up buying?

 

[Mason Verger]

Did Chris just say his associate has a lot of "business knowledge?"

We were thinking it was some kind of troll gal-pal. Now I think the entire time his "business associate" may be Barb. In the nerd interview video he was asking for a girlfriend who is business savvy to help him with his business, and said something along the line of Barb being "business savvy" from her secretary days. If there was already a extra gal-pal troll helping him, Chris wouldn't have thrown that into the list of things he requires of his spouse.

Excellent deduction, there's just one problem: Barbs been dead for months. Still doesn't totally rule her out, though..

 

[Nyx]

Just after the fourth interview finished soundcloud auto played the preface where @MasterDisaster made a disclaimer about wanting to fuck dogs. I thought that might have been the exit plan he'd mentioned regarding Chris possibly terminating the interviews after that one; was just a tad confusing

But dog fucking aside another great job man!

 

[Marvin]

Huh.

In the fifth interview, the dogs howling and barking in the background are Chris' dogs, right?

They're pretty much feral at this point.

 

[Jerkop In Training]

Huh.

In the fifth interview, the dogs howling and barking in the background are Chris' dogs, right?

They're pretty much feral at this point.

could be the howling noise we heard in the Q&A

 

[Medley]

I would have guessed chris was a sanders supporter but i guess the promise of free stuff isnt that appealing when you already get everything for free

 

[CWCissey]

I would have guessed chris was a sanders supporter but i guess the promise of free stuff isnt that appealing when you already get everything for free

Nah I pegged him as a Hilary fanthing due to her being a woman and nothing else.

Also, you know what happened the last time a major Western country got 'a woman's touch'?

Also, because it's funny.

 

[Kecleon]

Did Chris just say his associate has a lot of "business knowledge?"

We were thinking it was some kind of troll gal-pal. Now I think the entire time his "business associate" may be Barb. In the nerd interview video he was asking for a girlfriend who is business savvy to help him with his business, and said something along the line of Barb being "business savvy" from her secretary days. If there was already a extra gal-pal troll helping him, Chris wouldn't have thrown that into the list of things he requires of his spouse.

I listened to the new interviews with this in mind, but in the fifth interview Chris says his gal-pal has a PS4 and is willing to play together with himself and Sir Spatchcock. So I don't think it's Barb.

 

[Jack Awful]

Is it just me, or does it sound like the dog in the background is screaming "HELP!"?

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Love how he didn't miss a beat dropping hints that you should give him more money after you lost your job trying to get him a 5 million dollar contract.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Germany isn't a major Western country?

I'm looking forward to Angela and Hillary swapping frumpy pantsuit tips at summits.