Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

[zap2theextreme]

Man the effort put forth by Chris to not get what amounts to free money is staggering. Just stream yourself playing a game, it's literally what you do 12 hours of the day anyways.

 

[jawsome]

Let's get this over with.

@MasterDisaster's level of zen/restraint is better than mine.

Spoiler: How I would have responded to that comment

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm always surprised but not shocked at what CWC considers realistic and horseshit.
A man loses his job and he thinks there can be a "Meeting of da minds". Love it.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Next time op talks to Chris he should mention that when he let people know online that he had lost his job while acting on Sonichu's behalf, donations came pouring in over the internet and he has enough to get by for "quite" a very long time now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

LOL I like the part where Chris starts thinking about the Yu-Gi-Oh game and the first thing he checks is how much DLC it has

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Do the audio books, ask Chris to let you do the audio books do the audio books

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Jesus, that SyFy show would love Chris. They could do a four parter! If he does follow through I wonder if he will ask for $5million!

I'd love to hear what actress he thinks would be a good portrayal of him or even what male actor would be a good fit for pre female-soul trans Chris.

 

[Apocalypso]

Trump to the dump

Well, that's one thing I can agree with Stinky Winky there.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Hmm... Well, um-hmyeah, he's just to old, you know?

Hillary is only like 6 years younger then Bernie. What a dipshit.

 

[Silver Octopus]

For those of you that don't know; Chris rubs women's vibrators on his nipples in hopes to increase the size of his manboobs. So that buzzing you hear in interview 4...

Arthur: I also heard some buzzing earlier...
Chris' head: (oh-uh this is embarrassing, quickly come up with something plausible)
Chris: Shoot my brain...
Chris' head: (Dang it, wait - blame it on that thing you're staring blankly at)
Chris: must have been from the tv...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Next time there's a CWC interview, could you find out what he meant with that one pic he drew of @Meowthkip saying "I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THE LASAGNA I EAT!"?

 

[Meowthkip]

Next time there's a CWC interview, could you find out what he meant with that one pic he drew of @Meowthkip saying "I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THE LASAGNA I EAT!"?

I kind of want to know too, but I know that whatever the explanation is, it still won't make any sense.

 

[Lysistrata]

Hillary is only like 6 years younger then Bernie. What a dipshit.

I guess it's true - as far as Chris is concerned, her tits were her main selling point.

Chris's attitude to politics really isn't the attitude of someone who should be voting. This isn't even anything new, he voted for Obama in the last 2 elections essentially because he equated Kick the Autistic with racial discrimination and loves having an opportunity to feel like a victim. Voting for Hillary because she's a woman is essentially no different, voting based on little more than a whim.

He doesn't even know how old the candidates are, much less their stances on any given issue and what that means for the country. Personally, I'd think more of Chris if he either did his homework on the candidates or left politics to the grownups.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah I pegged him as a Hilary fanthing due to her being a woman and nothing else.

Also, you know what happened the last time a major Western country got 'a woman's touch'?

Why the hand gesture? Would it be illegal to put an actual Hitler mustache on her in Germany?

 

[Jack Awful]

I kind of want to know too, but I know that whatever the explanation is, it still won't make any sense.

I think it has to do with Meowth being a cat like Garfield (who loves lasagna) and Meowth being linked to money (its signature move is Pay Day).
It's unfunny random access reference humor.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris probably thinks Hillary spends all day shopping and having sexy pillow fights with her girlfriends, the same as he assumes about every woman.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think it has to do with Meowth being a cat like Garfield (who loves lasagna) and Meowth being linked to money (its signature move is Pay Day).
It's unfunny random access reference humor.

I mean, I thought as much but I kind of want to hear him explain it himself and be questioned on it.

Even with that, there are a lot of other ways you could pull off a Meowth/Garfield joke and have it make sense. Like, is this implying that Meowthkip eats lasagna and poops coins? Is it a poop joke? Is Pay Day just Meowth pooping?

I've already given this way too much thought but I'm so confused.

 

[CWCissey]

Why the hand gesture? Would it be illegal to put an actual Hitler mustache on her in Germany?

Nah it's from the famous annual bonfire night in Lewes, England. The hand gesture is likely a reference to Basil Fawlty.

 

[Hyperion]

Hillary is only like 6 years younger then Bernie. What a dipshit.

Can we really expect Chris to give a satisfactory answer to why he prefers any politics? This is the same guy that was all "Mmm yeah, boobies" over Sarah Palin.

 

[Hyperion]

I guess it's true - as far as Chris is concerned, her tits were her main selling point.

Chris's attitude to politics really isn't the attitude of someone who should be voting. This isn't even anything new, he voted for Obama in the last 2 elections essentially because he equated Kick the Autistic with racial discrimination and loves having an opportunity to feel like a victim. Voting for Hillary because she's a woman is essentially no different, voting based on little more than a whim.

He doesn't even know how old the candidates are, much less their stances on any given issue and what that means for the country. Personally, I'd think more of Chris if he either did his homework on the candidates or left politics to the grownups.

Amazing. I just said what you did in 1/10 the words