Chris's epitaph

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The way things are going now, he won't get one. A pauper's grave only accounts for a name, date of birth and date of death.
 
"Julay"

After a kickstarter to buy a headstone.
 
Thy mortal vessel art food for wyrms
Thou lumbering boob what drank his spyrm
 
Victor Hatherley said:
When Chris dies, what would you choose as a suitable epitaph to place on his gravestone?
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In his last days, years after Barb has departed this Earth, Christian Weston Chandler will be surrounded by people who care for him, but don't care about him.

And then, with a final fleeting thought of Sonichu, his magnum opus, he will die.

And his gravestone, which will go untended, will just say:

FAG
 
it depends on if he dies before Barb. If he died after Barb died, then yeah, a pauper's grave for him
 
CalmMyTits said:
it depends on if he dies before Barb. If he died after Barb died, then yeah, a pauper's grave for him
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If Barb dies first, she's going to have all her slaves buried alive with her to serve her in the afterlife.
 
his shittied pants were on this soil rip in piece hero
 
A doughty gentleman lies here;
A stranger all his life to fear;
Nor in his death could Death prevail,
In that last hour, to make him quail.
He for the world but little cared;
And at his feats the world was scared;
A crazy man his life he passed,
But in his senses died at last.
 
Satoru182 said:
A doughty gentleman lies here;
A stranger all his life to fear;
Nor in his death could Death prevail,
In that last hour, to make him quail.
He for the world but little cared;
And at his feats the world was scared;
A crazy man his life he passed,
But in his senses died at last.
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I've been meaning to make a post for ages about how Chris's life parallels Don Quixote. Because it does.
 
Whatever it is, we won't be able to read it, because it'll be hidden under a blue bath towel.

Y'know. As a disguise.
 
Christian Weston Chandler
Born 24 February 1982
Died ___ 20xx
 
Here lies the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. He was the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.
 
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