Chris's epitaph

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Henry Bemis said:
The way things are going now, he won't get one. A pauper's grave only accounts for a name, date of birth and date of death.
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Like we wouldn't all chip-in for the Chris/Sonichu version of this:

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Copyrighted February, 1982-???? by. "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler
 
Oh, the rides!

Barb's House of Hoarders (a dark ride)
The Simple Plastic Funnel Water Ride
The Emotional Rollercoaster...

As for the topic, it'll obviously be:


House-Husband
CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
1982- 20__

Sweetheart to Be:
_____________
1982 to 1989, through ________
 
Kosher Dill said:
I'd chip in for the theme park behind it too.
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Making CWCville into a theme park...


My mind. It is blown.
 
If I was as rich as Mitt Romney and company are, I would have a headstone of a crying Sonichu with a PS3 controller in hand made and would have him interred as an urn of ashes in Sonichu's head here in Eugene instead of in Ruckersville just for the lulz, since there are as many black people as C-Ville, more Jews and LGBT people, and there is a virtual copy of THe GAMe PLACe with a TCG/RPG shop 2 doors down. :julay:
 
Here lies Christian - his life is spent
His bones are dry and his duck is bent
 
Fuck it, just make his epitaph the attraction sign, urging people to bury their single, white, age 18-dead female relative next to him.
 
(Christoper) Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
Aka "Kaka Apple Chrisp"

Y'all should know him by now.
 
If he gets to wright it him self it will be something like:

"here lies Christian "Christopher" "Ricardo" Weston Chandler the True and Honest Creator of the World Beloved Sonichu Franchise, Hero to the funding generation of High-Functioning Autistics everywhere. The world may have hated him and been cruel to him FOR NO GOOD REASON, but now he is in heaven with God and his Bear, and Sonichu"
 
Here lies the body of Chrissy C
Died at the age of thirty three
For thirty years he kept his virginity
And all his life he epitomized stupidity

OR

Here lies Chris Chan, deeply retarded
He tried to fuck, but only farted
 
Kosher Dill said:
CalmMyTits said:
it depends on if he dies before Barb. If he died after Barb died, then yeah, a pauper's grave for him
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If Barb dies first, she's going to have all her slaves buried alive with her to serve her in the afterlife.
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And if Chris goes first I get the nasty feeling she'll add his corpse to the hoard, like some hoarders with dead pets.
 
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