Chris's happiness
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In the grand scheme of things, 1000$ and a handful of commissions are far from "making it into a stable financial position." Anyone getting irate over Chris making it big probably doesn't have any real understanding of managing money & paying bills themselves
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Considering that alogs live in their basements without a job or any money $1000 looks like a lot
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If you say you want Chris to be angry, and say there's a chance he'll attack someone, I'll assume you mean you're comfortable with the possibility he would hurt someone.
There's a huge amount of energy put into dissecting everything Chris says, you should choose your words carefully.
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Brother, the Hulkster has nothing against Chris being happy, but Chris is a lazy fat ass who spends his money on toys and drag shows and would rather get welfare than actually work. Giving him free money when that money could go to legitimate charities instead is just enabling his lazy ass.
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When I joined the Farms somewhere close to the start of 2015, I was under the impression that Chris was probably the worst human being to be in existence and, while he had his detractors that certainly had their own flaws and were pathetic individuals in their own right, you would legitimately have to try in order to have an existence worse than Chris.
Then I read some other cows here. Dobson, Wu, the Loveshies, Vade, Nick Bate. Then I took a long, cold shower and cried. </autistic>
In all seriousness, Chris is little more than a bumbling little idiot in the grand scheme of things. The CWCki and many other people have said it better than most, but Chris is literally a manchild. Not like people like Barneyfag that cling violently to childish interests despite having the capacity to know better, but literally a full grown adult with the mentality no better than an 8-year-old. At this rate, getting mad at Chris is sorta like getting mad at a child. It's really not worth the effort.
Now I know that referring to him mentally as an 8-year-old child is a bit of an overstatement. He's shown that he has some business sense and he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself (to a degree). While I do still believe that he could some supervision in the event that Barb passes, he's honestly quite more well off than a lot of the other cows that have come to grace the Farms here. Not only that, but Chris has managed to achieve something that not only most of the cows here struggle to grasp, but even some normal people: He's happy. Is his life better than people? Hardly; his financial situation is far from stable and he'll likely eek out an existence as a shut-in with an extensive Lego collection and a lot of custom amiibos, but he seems capable of keeping himself mildly healthy and he should be able to maintain 14BC to a "livable" condition. If that's what he wants with his life, and he's either smart or mature enough (for Chris) to avoid letting his little emotional outbursts affect him publicly like they did back with the blaaaaaarms, then why not just let him have that happiness? Almost a near decade of his life was spent as our marionette. If he's ready to express some autonomy and live his weird ass life, then I'm fine letting him have his peace.
Besides, even if Chris's autistic star finally burns out, we still have other lolcows to throw to the pyre.
Then I read some other cows here. Dobson, Wu, the Loveshies, Vade, Nick Bate. Then I took a long, cold shower and cried. </autistic>
In all seriousness, Chris is little more than a bumbling little idiot in the grand scheme of things. The CWCki and many other people have said it better than most, but Chris is literally a manchild. Not like people like Barneyfag that cling violently to childish interests despite having the capacity to know better, but literally a full grown adult with the mentality no better than an 8-year-old. At this rate, getting mad at Chris is sorta like getting mad at a child. It's really not worth the effort.
Now I know that referring to him mentally as an 8-year-old child is a bit of an overstatement. He's shown that he has some business sense and he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself (to a degree). While I do still believe that he could some supervision in the event that Barb passes, he's honestly quite more well off than a lot of the other cows that have come to grace the Farms here. Not only that, but Chris has managed to achieve something that not only most of the cows here struggle to grasp, but even some normal people: He's happy. Is his life better than people? Hardly; his financial situation is far from stable and he'll likely eek out an existence as a shut-in with an extensive Lego collection and a lot of custom amiibos, but he seems capable of keeping himself mildly healthy and he should be able to maintain 14BC to a "livable" condition. If that's what he wants with his life, and he's either smart or mature enough (for Chris) to avoid letting his little emotional outbursts affect him publicly like they did back with the blaaaaaarms, then why not just let him have that happiness? Almost a near decade of his life was spent as our marionette. If he's ready to express some autonomy and live his weird ass life, then I'm fine letting him have his peace.
Besides, even if Chris's autistic star finally burns out, we still have other lolcows to throw to the pyre.
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The people who give money to Chris are often doing it to receive something, such as a medallion, to encourage him to make more content which amuses them (such as the comic book pages) or because they've enjoyed Chris over the years, sympathise with him/ like him to an extent and want to make his life more comfortable. I've never and probably never will spend a penny on Chris (whereas I will for charity) but that doesn't mean I've got anything against the people who do give him money, it's their choice and if it makes them happy it's doing no harm.
The ethics of Chris temporarily receiving more money than he normally does, when it comes to being a bad or good thing for his long term wellbeing is debatable, but I won't look down on anybody spending money on improving his life, it's their money and their choice. Though of course I have to question the wisdom of throwing a thousand dollars of your money at Chris all in one go, unless DStecks is mega rich that is!
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If anything, that just makes it worse. I don't think anyone would object if they thought that all this extra money Chris is getting would help him to genuinely improve himself and become a better person.
There's a chance he'll attack someone no matter what his emotional state happens to be at any given moment. He's completely unstable. As far as public safety is concerned, "happy Chris vs. mad Chris" is a false dichotomy, so I can say with a clear conscience that my personal preference is for mad Chris. He's dangerous, period. He might as well be entertainingly dangerous.
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I am a huge fan, always Mr. Hulk!
Chris is all of those things. Still if he actually produces all 100 pages of Sonichu he was paid for then I think it is a win win for nearly all of us. His comic is so bad that it is almost good in a few ways. It kind of reminds me of Sharknado.
I would personally prefer the $1000 going to help Syrian Refugees or American Veterans, but It was never my money to spend.
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Brother, giving him $1000 out of the blue is like giving some crack addict $1000 to blow on crack. Only instead of crack, Chris is addicted to legos.
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It's a bait thread, sure, but this is my hobby horse, so why not.
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Slep would and so would ADF. There are people who need to keep Chris right where he is for their own feeling of self satisfaction.
Chris is a fucking coward and was lucky he actually sprayed the pepper spray in the right direction.
What is going to happen to Chris next? Are you scared he might go Walter White on us and start a meth lab? He is a autistic tranny from Virginia, not a muscled body builder, hardened criminal, or raging psychopath.
It was nice bait. Still it is a very lively discussion and one that needs to be conducted.
Falling for bait is not always bad.
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I actually tend to agree with this. I cited his "criminal history" as an example that gets people worked up about him getting more than he deserves.
When it went down I remember people discussing whether or not he would receive the higher level felony which involved "malicious" release of gas. That crime involved a jail sentence of years. It struck me at the time as absurd. If we were to line up all unprovoked uses of pepperspray, it seems to me obvious that Chris' was one of the least severe. So the logical punishment would be something on the light end of punishments for unprovoked uses of pepperspray. But people combed through the laws and said "If you construe this this way and this that way you could make an argument that Chris might be facing years in prison. Therefore anything less is a very lucky break for him".
I think the housefire case is somewhat related. He fucked up a little bit by being careless with wiring. In that case the worst case scenario happened. The attitude from some was that he go exactly what he deserved. Because the housefire was a direct consequence of his actions. But that ignores the reality that the outcomes a) nothing happens b) the coffee maker shorts out and c) there is a small fire that singes a few things are all much more likely and much less serious consequences of the action "being careless with wiring on appliances" than a fairly serious house fire. So he got an unusually bad outcome. Pretty much the definition of bad luck, if you ask me.
So you have convinced me to revise my thinking. It's not just that people get upset when Chris has a bit of good luck. There are definitely people who will get upset if he doesn't have the absolutely conceivably worst luck possible. If he walks down the street and noone randomly knees him in the groin, there will be people who think he got another lucky break he didn't deserve.
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Think about Chris's life. Think about all of those years of humiliation the trolls dished out of him. Trolls made him pointlessly drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland, shove his medallion up his ass, record a video of himself fucking a blow up doll among countless other things. Trolls have managed to shatter any self-respect and dignity he had left so I think it's okay if he gets a bit of money.
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Jails and prisons are full of petty, stupid cowards who let their insecurities make them do things they otherwise wouldn't normally have the courage to do. Which isn't to say that Chris is one pepper-spraying away from becoming Walter White, but there's a huge gap between that and harmless tranny hick.
But anyway, my point was that Chris doesn't magically transform from cross-dressing dork who wouldn't harm a fly to mad-dog killer solely based on whether he's happy or not, which goes back to my original post about preferring angry Chris because he's more entertaining, which some people took issue with.
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I want to say to some people, just drive by his house late at night, scream Juliet at the top of your lungs through a megaphone, and move on with your life.
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I think its hilarious that Chris is doing better. For all the crap people have dumped on him about Sonichu, here we have an entire board and wiki devoted to that very topic and now he's making *product* and new comics and tie-in stuff and people are buying it (albeit in small quantities).
In the end, Chris was right: there are true and honest fans, I guess and we're it. And if that bothers someone, Jesus, you're going to go all "crabs in a bucket" over an autistic guy on the Internet? Pick better battles.
In the end, Chris was right: there are true and honest fans, I guess and we're it. And if that bothers someone, Jesus, you're going to go all "crabs in a bucket" over an autistic guy on the Internet? Pick better battles.
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Many people here are on the autism spectrum, are trans, and receive government aid, but are not funny or interesting in any way. So when they see a confirmed lolcow with these same traits getting rewarded for it, they get incredibly jealous, and try to hide these feelings under righteous indignation at Chris "cheating the system". Even though they would all do the same thing if they could.
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