Chris's Hypocrisy: Mimms vs. Anna

[Thetan]

While reading through Chris's latest tard raging against Megan, it occurred to me that Anna's "Tale of the Crazy Pacer" probably played almost as large a role in bringing him to the attention of the Internet. Chris, it seems, has forgotten all about this and considers Anna one of his best friends, while he still regards Mimms a major villain, all these years later.

In my opinion, the picture was far more innocent since it left the observer to their own interpretation. Anna's story, on the other hand, spelled everything out quite plainly.

Is this Chris's selective memory, or is it him being a blatant hypocrite?

 

[Venusaur]

I'm tempted to put it as simply as "Anna had tits. Mimms had a dick.". But maybe it's just because Anna "made peace" and put up a type of friendship that Chris could latch on to, while Mimms didn't really try. He seemed to stick with Lucas, Megan and Snyder, all of whom Chris considers enemies.

 

[Very Honest Content]

All of the above in various quantities of the first two posts would be my answer.

How bitch Anna continues to just skate by without Chris realizing how she's the original ]P queen? She's good at staying just under the hurtful truth level.

 

[Iamthatis]

While reading through Chris's latest tard raging against Megan, it occurred to me that Anna's "Tale of the Crazy Pacer" probably played almost as large a role in bringing him to the attention of the Internet. Chris, it seems, has forgotten all about this and considers Anna one of his best friends, while he still regards Mimms a major villain, all these years later.

In my opinion, the picture was far more innocent since it left the observer to their own interpretation. Anna's story, on the other hand, spelled everything out quite plainly.

Is this Chris's selective memory, or is it him being a blatant hypocrite?

Anna has China and Mimm's doesn't, I have always held a theory that the whole tomgirl thing was an attempt to woo Anna. See if he adopts a fem persona then Anna a Lesbian, would be attracted to him. Although as a side note alot of autistic people seem to have an inclination to gender issues.

 

[Marvin]

While reading through Chris's latest tard raging against Megan, it occurred to me that Anna's "Tale of the Crazy Pacer" probably played almost as large a role in bringing him to the attention of the Internet. Chris, it seems, has forgotten all about this and considers Anna one of his best friends, while he still regards Mimms a major villain, all these years later.

In my opinion, the picture was far more innocent since it left the observer to their own interpretation. Anna's story, on the other hand, spelled everything out quite plainly.

Is this Chris's selective memory, or is it him being a blatant hypocrite?

Anna has China and Mimm's doesn't, I have always held a theory that the whole tomgirl thing was an attempt to woo Anna. See if he adopts a fem persona then Anna a Lesbian, would be attracted to him. Although as a side note alot of autistic people seem to have an inclination to gender issues.

That would be a better theory if Anna lived in Virginia and if Chris saw her regularly. As it stands, Chris doesn't see her as a potential galpal because she's not tangible right now. She's just an asskisser, and an internet one at that.

 

[MrTroll]

It's not hypocrisy, he's just too stupid to connect the dots.

 

[Judge Holden]

Anna panders and brownoses chris no matter how loathsome he acts

Mimms didnt.

 

[___]

I always thought it was crazy how he thinks the photo leaked by Mimms is the source of his life being ruined. I don't know in what context it was posted online, but it's just a regular blurry photo of a chubby looking nerdy guy. The internet is loaded with pictures like that.

 

[CatParty]

i think his delusion that just the picture is what caused his problems is pretty hilarious.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Something to think about. Suppose Mimms had apologized to Chris and spent years asspatting him. Would Chris consider him a friend or would he still cry for his blood (being an icky male who temps Chris off of the straight path and all)?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

i think his delusion that just the picture is what caused his problems is pretty hilarious.

I think reuploading the picture that allegedly ruined his life is even more hilarious.

 

[DV 259]

Did Chris ever read the "Crazy Pacer" story? If he tried and all he saw was a wall of text, my guess would be he skimmed it but didn't read it.

Does he know Anna wrote it? For all we know, he could've asked her about it and she told him that one of her co-workers wrote it to deflect blame.

 

[Thetan]

I always thought it was crazy how he thinks the photo leaked by Mimms is the source of his life being ruined. I don't know in what context it was posted online, but it's just a regular blurry photo of a chubby looking nerdy guy. The internet is loaded with pictures like that.

Also, as far as I know, when the picture was originally uploaded, there wasn't even a name associated with it. It was just J. Random Oddball guy. It wasn't until Chris started his Internet whine fest that people learned the identity of the person in the photo. As I said in a different thread, and others have said, Chris brought this all on himself. He should have just left well enough alone. I can't even find the original Something Awful article about him. The majority of the events that we have come to know as 'Christory' would have ever happened if Chris had treated the matter of the picture as any reasonable adult would have; and ignored it.

 

[Pikonic]

My LIFE was RUINED when Daniel Mimms and his buddy, Lucas, Uploaded THIS Photo onto SomethingAwful.com back in late October, 2007.

Well the best way to deal with that is to upload it again.
As for Anna, she kinda retracted her story and said, "Srsly, Chris is so nice" and began the asspattin'. So it's not to hard to see why she's been redeemed in Chris's eyes.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm tempted to put it as simply as "Anna had tits. Mimms had a dick.".

This.

But maybe it's just because Anna "made peace" and put up a type of friendship that Chris could latch on to

Nope. Mimms is a guy, and Chris has decided he hates all guys, period. If a male wrongs him in even the most trivial way, Chris will choose to harbor hatred toward that male forever. Chris does not believe in forgiveness as anything other than a tool to maybe get people to give him things.

Spoiler

So what exactly does Megan have to do with that picture then, Fatty?

Oh right, nothing at all.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

So what exactly does Megan have to do with that picture then, Fatty?

Oh right, nothing at all.

Chris just likes the conspiracy theory because it makes it look like everyone is out to get him. Like he is some oppressed minority or something. One lesson Chris needs to learn is that if one person thinks you're an ass, it's their problem. But when everyone thinks you're an ass, it's your problem. Asspatters will tell him otherwise, and Chris is insistant about him being the good guy.

 

[Male]

So what exactly does Megan have to do with that picture then, Fatty?

Oh right, nothing at all.

Clearly it has everything to do with her since she was the one that conscripted Mimms against him therefore she must have told Mimms to take that photo of him! The facebook entry in where Chris says that he wants nothing to do with The Game Place says so!

 

[A-№1]

I'm tempted to put it as simply as "Anna had tits. Mimms had a dick."

This.

It also means comparing Anna to Mimms is kind of apples to oranges, because that's how Chris thinks of them; they fall into two completely different classes in his mind. Which is why I think the Anna vs. Megan contrast is a more informative one. Anna wrote something harmful to Chris, but manages to stay on his good side through constant ass pats. Megan didn't do anything at all to Chris, really, but has removed herself completely from his life, so Chris turns on her and now she's Queen of Trolls.

I have to wonder what Megan would be to Chris if she'd constantly ass patted him (from a safely distant state) for the past near decade like what Anna has. Not that I'd wish that kind of life on Megan.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

My vote goes to "Because Chris is an idiot." That goes for most things though.

 

[MrTroll]

I have to wonder what Megan would be to Chris if she'd constantly ass patted him (from a safely distant state) for the past near decade like what Anna has. Not that I'd wish that kind of life on Megan.

He'd probably have published an entire volume of terribly-drawn cartoon porn starring her by now.