Chris's Hypocrisy: Mimms vs. Anna

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One day, Chris is going to decide that Anna owes him something and hasn't given it to him. Or he's going to hear it through the grapevine that she was the one in charge of the poster campaign. Something will eventually happen, and she'll become his blood enemy just like everyone else he has ever known.
 
Anna had nothing to do with the Game Place, and unlike Megan and Mimms, there hadn't been anything the Chandlers could link with Anna. Apparently, Chris never knew about the "Crazy Pacer" story.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Venusaur said:
I'm tempted to put it as simply as "Anna had tits. Mimms had a dick.".
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This.

Venusaur said:
But maybe it's just because Anna "made peace" and put up a type of friendship that Chris could latch on to
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Nope. Mimms is a guy, and Chris has decided he hates all guys, period. If a male wrongs him in even the most trivial way, Chris will choose to harbor hatred toward that male forever. Chris does not believe in forgiveness as anything other than a tool to maybe get people to give him things.
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^Spot on. Chris-C­han rails about Mimms to this day, yet almost immediately after he was trolled by "Hanna" (and consequently banhammered from the mall) he wrote her an email stating:

If you ever change your mind on how you feel about me, you may look me up. But, please tell me two things in your reply. You don't smoke, do you (that stuff really turns me off)? Are you boyfriend-free?
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Yes, even after he learns he's been pranked, Our Autistic Wonder still thinks he's got a shot at Hanna's sweet, sweet china.
 
mortal_wombat said:
Did Chris ever read the "Crazy Pacer" story? If he tried and all he saw was a wall of text, my guess would be he skimmed it but didn't read it.

Does he know Anna wrote it? For all we know, he could've asked her about it and she told him that one of her co-workers wrote it to deflect blame.
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Chris definitely knows about Tale of the Crazy Pacer and he knows that Anna wrote it as well. See the first and second emails on this page. He found out about it, confirmed that Anna wrote and quickly forgave her as well.
 
Thetan said:
Also, as far as I know, when the picture was originally uploaded, there wasn't even a name associated with it. It was just J. Random Oddball guy. It wasn't until Chris started his Internet whine fest that people learned the identity of the person in the photo. As I said in a different thread, and others have said, Chris brought this all on himself. He should have just left well enough alone. I can't even find the original Something Awful article about him. The majority of the events that we have come to know as 'Christory' would have ever happened if Chris had treated the matter of the picture as any reasonable adult would have; and ignored it.
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if memory serves (and it might not) SA and /v/ had threads devoted to sonichu before mimms popped in with the pic

Chris just blames the pic because he's a doofus
 
NegaCWC said:
mortal_wombat said:
Did Chris ever read the "Crazy Pacer" story? If he tried and all he saw was a wall of text, my guess would be he skimmed it but didn't read it.

Does he know Anna wrote it? For all we know, he could've asked her about it and she told him that one of her co-workers wrote it to deflect blame.
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Chris definitely knows about Tale of the Crazy Pacer and he knows that Anna wrote it as well. See the first and second emails on this page. He found out about it, confirmed that Anna wrote and quickly forgave her as well.
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Crap, I must've missed that. All I can do now is just shake my head in disgust.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
Does Chris know about the rape comments Anna made>
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Actually I don't know about the comments you're referring to either. Care to enlighten the forum?
 
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I always thought it was crazy how he thinks the photo leaked by Mimms is the source of his life being ruined. I don't know in what context it was posted online, but it's just a regular blurry photo of a chubby looking nerdy guy. The internet is loaded with pictures like that.

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Lmao that fucking medallion gets me every time, honestly I miss it hanging from his neck fat
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
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Yeah, a real friend there.
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Oh, that comment. I'd say that Chris's autism probably hinders him from understanding Anna macabre humor. With that being said, what exactly do we expect Chris to do in case he does realizes the meaning of Anna's joke? He can't be too picky about friends considering his situation. Plus, I think it would be too hard for him to discard a friend (or at least someone he sees as a friend) of eight years, seeing that he is usually resistant to change.
 
rocket said:
Thetan said:
Also, as far as I know, when the picture was originally uploaded, there wasn't even a name associated with it. It was just J. Random Oddball guy. It wasn't until Chris started his Internet whine fest that people learned the identity of the person in the photo. As I said in a different thread, and others have said, Chris brought this all on himself. He should have just left well enough alone. I can't even find the original Something Awful article about him. The majority of the events that we have come to know as 'Christory' would have ever happened if Chris had treated the matter of the picture as any reasonable adult would have; and ignored it.
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if memory serves (and it might not) SA and /v/ had threads devoted to sonichu before mimms popped in with the pic

Chris just blames the pic because he's a doofus
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Thank you for pointing that out! I hadn't even weighed Sonichu into my calculations.

Once again, that just goes to show that Fatty is to blame for his unwanted Internet fame and dubious reputation. He was the one that put Sonichu on the Internet for all to see. He did this of his own free will, without any coercion from the trolls, Mimms, Megan, or anyone else.
 
Thetan said:
Thank you for pointing that out! I hadn't even weighed Sonichu into my calculations.

Once again, that just goes to show that Fatty is to blame for his unwanted Internet fame and dubious reputation. He was the one that put Sonichu on the Internet for all to see. He did this of his own free will, without any coercion from the trolls, Mimms, Megan, or anyone else.
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I don't even blame him putting Sonichu out there for causing all the trouble. It is 100% all his fault but it's mostly because he just can't let anything go, got mad, and this made him a target to be manipulated for possible lulz. He just kept giving the internet more and more personal facts and information while ignoring the few people who told him to stop because it was a horrible idea. If he would have just accepted he couldn't win, took his toys, and went home he'd most likely just be a lolcow in his local area.

Instead he fucked himself harder then any smashed vibrator ever could and created a culture around him that probably will never completely go away. Mimms, Megan, nor anyone else had much to do with it. He just couldn't and still can't let go.

On the internet great rage equals great trolling. :medallion:
 
As I have said ad nauseum now, shit like this proves that the trolls are both better friends and just plain better people than anna ever could be. We may delight in chris's idiocy and self pitying rants but at least we are upfront about it and not twofaced little skidmarks preaching the white knight gospel and using him to make ourselves feel more righteous.
 
People are starting to fuck up the word troll as badly as Chris has. A troll is a malicious individual trying to get a rise out of a person or community. If you're using "troll" to refer to people here, you're wrong. Chris flails it around at everyone he doesn't like as a sort of reprimand, but just observing Chris isn't trolling him. The word stems from a fishing practice where you run bait across the surface of the water. Get it? Bait. Fishing.

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People are starting to fuck up the word troll as badly as Chris has. A troll is a malicious individual trying to get a rise out of a person or community. If you're using "troll" to refer to people here, you're wrong. Chris flails it around at everyone he doesn't like as a sort of reprimand, but just observing Chris isn't trolling him. The word stems from a fishing practice where you run bait across the surface of the water. Get it? Bait. Fishing.

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