LGBT Chris's mortality

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how much longer does Chris have left? Will anyone close to him that is not us miss him when he's gone? Why doesn't Cole care? What will his funeral be like?
 
I swear to god that I've seen this thread half a dozen times now with the only differences between them being different synonyms.
 
Paupers grave. Only Kiwi's in attendance. Someone screams out "Julay" during the service. I think that sums it up.
 
Bob was 84, Barb is 74 and both lived their lives on fast food. Chris maybe has another 30+ years if we go by his parents.
 
Once Barb dies, Chris dies within 10 years. Chris is too stupid to live for any longer.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Bob was 84, Barb is 74 and both lived their lives on fast food. Chris maybe has another 30+ years if we go by his parents.
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while i see your point, his parents probably didnt make too many shitty decisions that could've killed them earlier...with the taint incident as an example, you never know what kind of wacky shit chris is gonna pull that could potentially harm him, even irreversibly.
and of course there's risk of obesity related complications, but that's a given.
 
I slept on this, and here's my assumption.

Chris thinks he's a god, more or less. He believes in God, but he also believes he is a god. His comics were his genesis, and CWCville is his universe. He's built himself as the messiah, and he's made his disciples. Chris is his religion, Chris is his god.

Why doesn't Chris talk to a doctor about the "clit"? Chris is all-knowing, at least by his standards. He invents his concepts, he attempts to define reasons for why things happen, even if there is a more logical explanation. While the world around Chris has entered what can be called a Silicon Age, he's still stuck in the Stone Age playing with charcoal and clay.

Will Chris die? Absolutely.

Does Chris think he will die? Fuck no.

But what separates him from most narcissists is that he doesn't expect death to come to him, just to those who fuck him over.
 
ill go to his service. i'll even tell people it was a death in the family.
 
CatParty said:
Are you not sad Chris will die alone?
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Well, with his facial blindness, he will feel like he is alone during his final breaths, anyway.
Chris is way too much of a polarizing figure to answer that question without an eassay. Chris is not Hitler, but at the same he's not a saint either. Although dying alone could affect him, I doubt it would have the same impact like in someone that has a normal brain.
Chris could die in an instant after his fragile muscles are crushed by the ever looming hoard, he could die with a 6 foot something black doctor saying "why did he ingest a bowl full of condoms on a dare", or he could just pass away peacefully after being forced into an assisted living facility. I do feel sad that Chris could die alone and at the same time, I don't because I feel desensitized to all his mind-numbing stupidity. I know Chris is exceptional, but sometimes I feel like he just does not let people like him, almost as if he betrays himself at every turn.
 
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