LGBT Chris's mortality

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
Legitimate, non-joking answer.

There is evidence to suggest autistic people have shorter lifespans than the general population. This does not appear to be directly related to autism itself, though further research is needed before that conclusion can be drawn. It is magnified by intellectual disability (not actually something Chris has, but he's probably in the BIF range), epilepsy (serious doubts he's epileptic, probably would have milked it if he was), obesity (yep), and the extreme mental experiences referred to as mental illness in a psychiatric context (yep) -- all of which are things that lower lifespan for everyone else too, of course. As a non-ID, non-epileptic autistic, Chris can expect to live into his 50s.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Bob was 84, Barb is 74 and both lived their lives on fast food. Chris maybe has another 30+ years if we go by his parents.
Click to expand...

Well, fast food was probably less processed and healthier when they were younger, and they probably both kept in shape and ate better until at least their thirties. And both had to have jobs so they had to keep moving and doing.

Chris on the other hand has lived a life completely and artificially void of natural challenges and exercise. He's eaten fast food his whole life and sat around. I'd say he dies a lot sooner than they did. I think the human body can only subsist on a shit diet for decades if there is at least some semblance of exercise involved. And you would think that Bob/Barb could have made adjustments to their diet where Chris can't: "Oh I ate too much this Christmas break, time to diet." Obviously they were slobs and not very good at the previous point of adjusting their food intake, but at least were probably capable of it before they totally let themselves go in their later years. Whereas, Chris is too god damn lazy to even eat a salad instead of his usual McDonalds meal.

Bob and Barb were probably used to smaller portions as well as they were old timers. Chris was a fat fuck from the get-go.

He doesn't have much time left, sad to say.
 
CatParty said:
Why doesn't Cole care?
Click to expand...

because Cole has been residing in Carnigee Hall with Wife as early as 2000. More than $2000 a month's rent! Pissing and Burning Away Money! Should REALLY be sharing it with his Caring Biological Mother and Sister! Mother Paid His way through SCHOOLS! Paid for his Car! Reared Him with Lots of Love and Care! Mother and Daughter REALLY could use financial Help! Cole Hates His Own Mother Over Father Issues and False Rumors spread by Aunts and Uncles! NEVER Contacts neither his Mother or Sister! Sister, Christine Weston Chandler, quoted, "We HARDLY EVER hear from the B***ard." ‪#‎JCS‬ is Quoted to be "World's Smartest A-Hole!"
 
CatParty said:
Are you not sad Chris will die alone?
Click to expand...

To be perfectly honest, I admit I tend to have some empathy for chris, but when it comes to being sad he will die alone, I won't shed a tear, the cwcki hit it on the dot, he chose to be a societal leech, he NEVER got a job when there are laws in effect that would give him more of a shot to get a job than anyone else. The only things holding him back are his self inflicted problems with egotism and terrible hygiene. He begs instead of trying to get a job, only getting the crap he wants due to weens and white knights. The e-begging saga is probably up there with the game place and gamestop incidents in how much of a lowlife he is. I guess the reason I am bothered by his behavior is because of the fact I volunteer at a food bank, there are people who are more disadvantaged than Chris who are starving. the fact I have learned about the plight of others makes me look at the entitled like chris with absolute revulsion.

Tl;DR

I see chris dying alone as karma biting off his ass for taking advantage of others and whining when they get sick of his BS


(hope this isn't powerleveling, I honestly feel that this needs to be said)
 
Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
Well, fast food was probably less processed and healthier when they were younger, and they probably both kept in shape and ate better until at least their thirties. And both had to have jobs so they had to keep moving and doing.

Chris on the other hand has lived a life completely and artificially void of natural challenges and exercise. He's eaten fast food his whole life and sat around. I'd say he dies a lot sooner than they did. I think the human body can only subsist on a shit diet for decades if there is at least some semblance of exercise involved. And you would think that Bob/Barb could have made adjustments to their diet where Chris can't: "Oh I ate too much this Christmas break, time to diet." Obviously they were slobs and not very good at the previous point of adjusting their food intake, but at least were probably capable of it before they totally let themselves go in their later years. Whereas, Chris is too god damn lazy to even eat a salad instead of his usual McDonalds meal.

Bob and Barb were probably used to smaller portions as well as they were old timers. Chris was a fat fuck from the get-go.

He doesn't have much time left, sad to say.
Click to expand...
Chris has been fat since his 20's. Barb stayed at a pretty normal size up until her 50's before she became fat. Bob although overweight in his 60's+ didn't appear to be unusually overweight for a man his age. Sometimes people live a long time despite poor eating habits, and other health habits.
 
CatParty said:
Are you not sad Chris will die alone?
Click to expand...

I can't say that I am in particular, Chris had a chance to make something of himself, admittedly with his limitations he was never going to do amazingly well but with a little more effort he may have been something. Take his business for example, had he bothered to put in an hour or two's work 5 days a week he would've had little trouble staying on top of things. If he lowered his standards in relation to women [or put in the greater effort required for higher] and dropped the tranny shit he might be able to find himself a girlfriend. I would say if he wakes up to himself he still isn't out of time yet, but it needs to happen fairly soon and I wouldn't hold my breath on that count.
 
To be honest I feel really sorry that Chris will die alone and mostly unloved, while he's a arse he's a arse mostly for reasons that are beyond his ability to understand or control. So that's going to lead to him living a solitary life and when he passes it's going to happen on his own surrounded by the toy horde and when he dies and only possibly only @Marvin will be in attendance at the funeral.

But sadly dieing alone happens to a lot of people, people better than Chris who have lead full rich lives and in there final hours only have the happy memories from better day's to keep them company. But alas Chris hasn't got any better memories to relive and when he does draw his last breath and his heart makes it's last beat he'll think I wish I wasn't alone.

stillscenein2016 said:
Legitimate, non-joking answer.

There is evidence to suggest autistic people have shorter lifespans than the general population. This does not appear to be directly related to autism itself, though further research is needed before that conclusion can be drawn. It is magnified by intellectual disability (not actually something Chris has, but he's probably in the BIF range), epilepsy (serious doubts he's epileptic, probably would have milked it if he was), obesity (yep), and the extreme mental experiences referred to as mental illness in a psychiatric context (yep) -- all of which are things that lower lifespan for everyone else too, of course. As a non-ID, non-epileptic autistic, Chris can expect to live into his 50s.
Click to expand...

I'd be interested in knowing to what level autism was a contributing factor in death and didn't just lead to a shortened lifespan there was a story in the local papers about a Autistic kid so enamored with Pokemon Go recently that he ran out into heavy traffic on a dual carriage way and only narrowly avoided getting hit by a car, it's things like that that i'd like to understand but I'd be shocked to learn that in a coroners report under contributing factors one of them listed "Autisim".
 
Ravenor said:
I'd be interested in knowing to what level autism was a contributing factor in death and didn't just lead to a shortened lifespan there was a story in the local papers about a Autistic kid so enamored with Pokemon Go recently that he ran out into heavy traffic on a dual carriage way and only narrowly avoided getting hit by a car, it's things like that that i'd like to understand but I'd be shocked to learn that in a coroners report under contributing factors one of them listed "Autisim".
Click to expand...

The only deaths I can think of that could be constructed as caused by autism are those caused by terrible parents who murder their children for not having the neurology they wanted. There are far too many of those, but I'm not sure what the actual percentage of population is and if a substantial enough number to skew the results would appear in a study on autistic life expectancy.
 
I know its sad but Chris's death might make a lot of old christorical figures appear. This might sound like A-logging but I'd like to hear from Lacey, Alec, Clyde cash again. That said, i'm pretty sure Chris still has a few years left, but we probably won't get much from them. Chris is old, tired and depressed. He might live for another decade or too but he's getting close to lolcow retirement.
 
If true financial crisis saga will hit him with fists and baseball bat, I wouldn't give him too long time, but if he somehow manages to get away with it and get some kind of housing, then who knows, I wouldn't say life will be short for him, the whole country is full of overweight idiots cramming lard in their pie hole doing stupid shit all day, unless it is Chris' infected taint killing him, why he wouldn't live 60-70 years old?
 
Cole doesn't care because Chris is a worthless sack of shit and I sure won't miss him. I give him five, maybe six years before he drowns in his own putrid vomit, perhaps even less if Barb drops and he becomes homeless. And I'll dig his corpse up, stuff it full of pickles, put stickers with "You're not a woman and never were" on it and shave its head, all while screaming JULAY.
 
My question is, how will we even know when Chris is dead? It's not like Barb is gonna post here and inform us when that happens.
Hell, he might even be dead now considering its been a few days since he did anything.
 
Would Chris even have a funeral?
Who would spend the money or plan that?

I'm assuming Barb dies first.
 
chris is immortal

but seriously chris is going to die in the next decade. his lineage is pretty hardy but if you can somehow not have a decent understanding of economics, housing and society in a 30 year period you're going to be fucking smashed by the system when his tugboat-parents die.
 
Real talk.
Given his absolutely appalling health and diet and lack of hygiene and his general stupidity, I'd wager he's got 20-25 years left. And the most likely cause of his death with either be of a massive heart attack or an embolism caused by his poor health his whole life. Or possibly some sort of major infection that he's too stupid and poor to have taken care of.
He might see 60. But I wouldn't put money on it.
 
I can understand discussing this issue when dealing with the Slatons or the fat pad guy, but Chris... no.

He's eating crap and living a crap life, but 600lbs he is not. He might outlive us all, or maybe not.

Barb on the other hand...
 
It's not his weight that's going to do it, it's the fact he is mucking about with hormones without a doctor's supervision. We have no idea if Chris has any lingering heart issues or circulatory problems. He is not under any professionals care, that's the most dangerous right now, in my opinion.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom