Lovequest Chris's Strap-On

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MrsFrizzle said:
Prostate stimulation is constantly being ballyhooed by sexologists and people who write about sex* as the greatest thing ever (I mean, I've seen articles about it in Cosmo and on AskMen.com, for heaven's sake). Not having one myself, being an XX-chromosomed ladyperson, I can only go on what I'm told. There are an awful lot of prostate stimulation evangelists out there, and given the number of prostate stimulation devices sold at sex toy shops, it seems like there's a lot of interest among the general public.

*(I was going to write "laypeople" but that seemed too jokey.)

Edit to add: Googling "prostate stimulation" brought up AskMen.com, a couple of college health services websites, and a weekly newspaper (Creative Loafing Tampa) on the first page. I don't think it's considered a niche thing anymore.


vvvvv Agreed, Cosmo sex articles are completely inane, but they're pretty mainstream.
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I'm aware that it may bring "fuzzy wuzzies", however as I try to reflect on why I would never do it, I feel that I would not engage in the behavior because being penetrated is not my role and its a bit of a violation. I can't explain it any better than that. To each their own, but I think that you would find that plenty of guys just do not want to do it.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
I'm aware that it may bring "fuzzy wuzzies", however as I try to reflect on why I would never do it, I feel that I would not engage in the behavior because being penetrated is not my role and its a bit of a violation. I can't explain it any better than that. To each their own, but I think that you would find that plenty of guys just do not want to do it.
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I'd do it, then again, I'm a sick weirdo who posts on a Chris Chan forum.
 
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UndeadSpergatory said:
Wait, I know Catherine was a troll but does Chris actually have sex with women? Like consensual, non-hooker sex? I seriously doubt that he masturbates using this, so either a troll convinced him to wear it or he's been been getting some :heart-full:at these LGBTQ events... probably after his fair lady has had a couple Light Beverages.
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It's not a sex thing, it's a tomgirl thing. Chris seems to wear it so that it hides or flattens his "bulge", or at least prevents him from having to look at it.
 
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Absinthe said:
It's not a sex thing, it's a tomgirl thing. Chris seems to wear it so that it hides or flattens his "bulge", or at least prevents him from having to look at it.
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That's true, I figured part of it was from the stress that Chris gets from having to look at his duck. And since he believes that rubbing his taint and ass around a woman's vagina constitutes scissoring, it's unlikely that he's been able to hook up with a lesbian.
Nonetheless, not to denigrate LGBTQ events but a large part of these events is to provide a safe space for queer people to get some tail, so it makes for a small possibility of Chris getting lucky.
 
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Chris's anti-strapon reminds me of this picture:

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I'm actually vaguely concerned here.

How far is Fatty from loping off his duck? its not like he's of sound mind after all and all this duck hate has me a bit worried.

Meh, I doubt he'd have the balls to do it himself (er, no pun intended) and no doctor would let someone as gender-confused as him into surgery.

Still a little scary how much he hates his body.
 
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Null said:
Soon, we will have proudly mapped out every fucking part of Chris's body like some sort of build-your-own-Frankenstein.

This is from Thetan in the middle of another thread, but I think it needs its own for organizational purposes. I'm pretty sure Chris sent it to her without request again. Chris shows off how he hides his penis to gal-pals.

NSFW. Magazine cover with a female model showing off the product.
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SFW. Chris takes a photograph of the strap that is mounted to the pelvis. He has removed the actual dildo part. This is what he wears to cover his own genitals.
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NSFL. Balls and i dont even fucking know what's in the second picture. it's a side-view, if you guys want to guess at if that's an arm or tits be my guest.
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I value my sanity way too much to open those spoilers
 
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Okay I have now Seen What Cannot Be Unseen. I'm just adding my 2c to the fat roll question. I am morbidly obese myself, and I have two fat rolls that look like that, one below the waistline and one above. I have basically worn pants all my life, so the body learns to grow around a waistline that is defined even by something as simple (but used every day) as a jeans or pants waistline. It is similar to when people (men and women) do corset training, which is forcing the body's contours to shift into and maintain a particular body flight. The upper roll is indeed a roll, I have that as well. It is the first one to leave when I lose weight, but that is the way women lose -- the hips and waist are the last to go because that's what we need to keep. I am sparing you all by not showing my rolls, but I assure you those are both fat rolls. Also I can tell by looking at his photo in the yellow dress. It hides it, but not that well.
 
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Seahorses said:
So, in the comics, if his DNA was used to cure the homosexuals, does that actually mean everyone became a lesbian instead?
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Well, it was a v.accine, so roughly five years later, Chris becomes, in hindsight, kind of right about how those work.

Chandler Cats said:
Well ... at least he'd finally learn
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Let's stop right there.

MrsFrizzle said:
Or scabies? Didn't Chris say that Barb had scabies at one point?
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She had some sort of parasitic infection. Chris had stated that it was scabies, but there was some debate as to whether or not it actually was. Regardless, there were bugs in her ass. :c

Seahorses said:
Would he get upset if a man hits on him, or would he be happy that he looks so feminine that men are making moves on him?
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I'd like to know this as well. I think he'd probably get openly pissy because of the jerk males hitting on a beautiful lesbian such as himself, but I can't help but think that he would brag a bit about them finding him attractive while complaining on Facebook.
 
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What i don't get, well one thing anyway, is why it is so neccesary fot him to try to hide it anyway. I get that he doesn't himself or others to have to see it. But with his weight and body shape, it's hidden anyway. He would have to shift things about or be a contortionist to see it, even in a mirror. So why squash it with a strap on harness? As to where the idea to use that instead of some sort of gaffe or other item made for that purpose, i have a theory. Chris learns almost everything from tv. Be it family guy or porn. Everything he thinks he knows about lesbians comes from porn portraying lesbians made for men. Hence tribbing and strap ons. He wants to be a lesbian, lesbians wear strap ons. Qed. Someone should point him to some porn by and for lesbians. He would start wearing latex gloves EVERYWHERE.
 
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