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I explained to my wife what this site was all about. I told her it's about the antics of strange individuals on the internet, one in particular who goes by the name of Chris. His life an elaborate web of lies and trollish deception, his existence and every move is documented and analyzed online by various commentators.

Now we have 160+ comments the leaked pictures of an overweight thirty-something mentally challenged man wearing a strap-on dildo with his balls hanging out. I think I will just pray for her to forget I ever told her of this place because there's just no way in hell I can explain this. (:_(
 
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I know people keep jokingly mentioning Chris lopping his knob off at some point, but does anyone actually think this is in any way a genuine possibility?

We know from the shaving video and the fact he not only got his taint pierced twice, but actually re-pierced it himself with a safety pin at one point, that Chris has a very unusual tolerance for pain. Add this to the sheer amount of bullshit Chris is going through to hide his 'disgusting bulge' and you have a recipe for disaster. May he one day realise he is never going to be able to afford to get it done professionally, and take a big ol' sickle to his pickle?

Personally I don't think it is very likely at all, but at this point, I wouldn't put anything past Chris.
 
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Nerdguy said:
I wonder if Chris thought of this himself or someone told him this was a good idea. Maybe one of his Galpals or his Male lesbian friends...people.
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Thetan said:
This was entirely Chris's idea: as a matter of fact, he's quite proud of it.
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exactly. if it sounds too retarded for a rational person to think up, it's 100% chris
 
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What i don't get, well one thing anyway, is why it is so neccesary fot him to try to hide it anyway. I get that he doesn't himself or others to have to see it. But with his weight and body shape, it's hidden anyway. He would have to shift things about or be a contortionist to see it, even in a mirror. So why squash it with a strap on harness? As to where the idea to use that instead of some sort of gaffe or other item made for that purpose, i have a theory. Chris learns almost everything from tv. Be it family guy or porn. Everything he thinks he knows about lesbians comes from porn portraying lesbians made for men. Hence tribbing and strap ons. He wants to be a lesbian, lesbians wear strap ons. Qed. Someone should point him to some porn by and for lesbians. He would start wearing latex gloves EVERYWHERE.
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Keep in mind that Chris is utterly, UTTERLY deluded about his appearance. He thinks he's a slim, attractive female who just happens to have a dong hanging there. So he's not thinking "It's ok, my belly will cover it", he's thinking "Omg if womenz see that they'll realise Im not a real lezbean and won't wan't to scissor my rashy unclit! Better tuck it away so they never know!"
In other words :stupid:
 
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Oh dear god his genitalia look so sore and red and icky! :cryblood: I knew Chris's health was pretty bad but this... this is just depressing.

Now I REALLY hope Chris doesn't end up getting another infection from his new piercing!
 
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I don't think he's actually bought and used one, or at least I can't find it on the cwcki; what I did find was that he's put a couple things up his bum and liked it after a while and that he has told PandaHalo in the IRC on 27 Dec 2008 that he'd totally be ok with it when they got together to have her wear a strap on and use it on him.
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CWCki Link (NSFW) (:_(
 
I almost thought that Chris had some insane body rolls going on for a second.
 
Toasty said:
What i don't get, well one thing anyway, is why it is so neccesary fot him to try to hide it anyway. I get that he doesn't himself or others to have to see it. But with his weight and body shape, it's hidden anyway. He would have to shift things about or be a contortionist to see it, even in a mirror. So.
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You have to remember that Fattys self-image is still that of his fantasties, just look at any of his latest "artwork" to see how he represents himself.

When he looks into the mirror he doesn't see a fat, smelly retard the world sees. He sees a sleek, curvaceous and sexy blonde male lesbian sexpot. Just like he used to see a sleek, muscular he-man type before his Tom-girl epiphany.

So naturally he feels that his massive duck, which is bigger then previously photographed and no longer bent, gets in the way of his new sexy blonde lesbian look.
 
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Soon, we will have proudly mapped out every fucking part of Chris's body like some sort of build-your-own-Frankenstein.

This is from Thetan in the middle of another thread, but I think it needs its own for organizational purposes. I'm pretty sure Chris sent it to her without request again. Chris shows off how he hides his penis to gal-pals.

NSFW. Magazine cover with a female model showing off the product.
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SFW. Chris takes a photograph of the strap that is mounted to the pelvis. He has removed the actual dildo part. This is what he wears to cover his own genitals.
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NSFL. Balls and i dont even fucking know what's in the second picture. it's a side-view, if you guys want to guess at if that's an arm or tits be my guest.
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Uuuuhhhh W.T.F.....

I missed this in the other thread, not sure that was a bad thing but....,.

Thanks Null?
 
Mister Lister said:
I know people keep jokingly mentioning Chris lopping his knob off at some point, but does anyone actually think this is in any way a genuine possibility?

We know from the shaving video and the fact he not only got his taint pierced twice, but actually re-pierced it himself with a safety pin at one point, that Chris has a very unusual tolerance for pain. Add this to the sheer amount of bullshit Chris is going through to hide his 'disgusting bulge' and you have a recipe for disaster. May he one day realise he is never going to be able to afford to get it done professionally, and take a big ol' sickle to his pickle?

Personally I don't think it is very likely at all, but at this point, I wouldn't put anything past Chris.
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No, that seems way too far. There are very few circumstances where you can use the phrase "he's not that dumb", but this might be one of them.

Hiding his bulge is weird, but not dangerous. The taint piercing was weird and potentially dangerous, but he did try to do it safely. As weird, creepy, and dumb as those things are, they are much less illogical and much more safe than a de-pickling.
 
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timtommy said:
No, that seems way too far. There are very few circumstances where you can use the phrase "he's not that dumb", but this might be one of them.

Hiding his bulge is weird, but not dangerous. The taint piercing was weird and potentially dangerous, but he did try to do it safely. As weird, creepy, and dumb as those things are, they are much less illogical and much more safe than a de-pickling.
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However, unlike a genital piercing NO ONE is going to do it for him. No one. He wouldn't pass any psychological tests beforehand. If he gets truly desperate there's no saying what could happen. Not because it's Chris but because sometimes people do just get that desperate to change something about themselves if there's no other recourse and they truly feel that a part of their body doesn't belong there.
 
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I have this feeling that everything he has done since the whole Tomgirl thing started is because Chris thinks it's the only way to get china without paying. He probably thought, "Maybe I can't get any because all of the girls I like are lesbian? I KNOW! I'll claim to be lesbian of the soul and pierce my taint and hide my duck! The lesbians will be throwing china at me!"

Maybe after enough lesbians tell him he doesn't have a chance with them, Chris will snap out of all of this and we'll see the return of the clownshirt wearing, semen recycling, troll hating, True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler.
 
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