Chris'tard's Next "Persona"

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pickleniggo said:
You can't predict the unpredictable, but I personally think we need more Erykah Badu shirt-wearing Chris. That still makes me shake my head.
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Other than the Classic, that might be my favorite Chris outfit--its just so ... it totally shows he doesn't think when he buys something.

I think he will turn gigantic like Lemongrab on Adventure Time.
 
bradsternum said:
I want him to get a bunch of money from the Keurig Coffee Company, and have him hit up Abricrombie & Fitch, H&M, and Uniqlo.
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If this happened, these stores would lose all appeal and immediately go out of business. Chris could make even the most expensive clothes look cheap and wrong.
 
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I want him to get a bunch of money from the Keurig Coffee Company, and have him hit up Abricrombie & Fitch, H&M, and Uniqlo.
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Measuring how long it took Chris to realize that internet girlfriends are a no go I'd say its about time that he realizes that you have to actually talk to girls to get laid. What if Chris did in fact buy some of this shit and goes out trying to get laid.

Bro Chris?
 
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pickleniggo said:
You can't predict the unpredictable, but I personally think we need more Erykah Badu shirt-wearing Chris. That still makes me shake my head.
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Excuse my naïveté, but when was this?
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
Measuring how long it took Chris to realize that internet girlfriends are a no go I'd say its about time that he realizes that you have to actually talk to girls to get laid. What if Chris did in fact buy some of this shit and goes out trying to get laid.

Bro Chris?
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Sis Chris. Being a bro is being a JERK.
 
Chris in a fedora? Oh, if I were a troll, I'd soooo try to make that happen. How about going all retro, and start trying to dress like Frank Sinatra, but fucking it up like he always does?
 
bungholio said:
Chris and Barb will fuse together just like Station in "Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey".
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I don't like that movie, it took a great 80s movie, took every bit of the 80s out of it replacing it with flannel, and then shat all over the rest of the two classic characters.
 
Ca Ira said:
Excuse my naïveté, but when was this?
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Last year a picture was leaked of him sitting in a McDonald's with no less than 4 different small electronic devices looking like a feral, half-assed tomgirl and the strangest part was that he was wearing an Erykah Badu tee shirt that he no doubt picked up at Goodwill.
 
I think technically Chris is already in the post-Tomgirl stage. I think Marvin mentioned before how Chris rarely bothers with the makeup at this point due to the effort it takes to properly clean himself up every day. He's now basically a greasy obese man who hasn't cut his hair in a few years with ill-fitting clothing, a purse, and a healthy fear of everyone and everything around him.
 
An excellent question OP, one that I'm still working on to divine the correct answer.

However, at this point, I can reveal to all of you that no matter what the next persona adopted does end up being, it WON'T be him emerging as a Morrissey look-a-like.

(Sorry to break that news to you CWCissy.)
 
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