Chris'tard's Next "Persona"

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He's the David Bowie of retards.

Ziggy Shartdust; Alardin Sane; the Thick, White Trucker.
 
pickleniggo said:
If this happened, these stores would lose all appeal and immediately go out of business. Chris could make even the most expensive clothes look cheap and wrong.
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What about a REALLY expensive burka? :tomgirl:

Carlson said:
I think technically Chris is already in the post-Tomgirl stage. I think Marvin mentioned before how Chris rarely bothers with the makeup at this point due to the effort it takes to properly clean himself up every day. He's now basically a greasy obese man who hasn't cut his hair in a few years with ill-fitting clothing, a purse, and a healthy fear of everyone and everything around him.
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I'm pretty sure he still considers himself a tomgirl, but, like you point out, it's just too much effort for him to get "dolled up", so, like many old spinster women, he doesn't care anymore.
 
Chris will take after Cole and become a hipster.

That, or gangsta Chris:

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Maybe literary gangsta Chris?

 
Axiom said:
The sad thing is, he'd be one of the more entertaining YOLOSWAG-tards if he actually adopts that look/persona.
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Chris really doesn't live his life according to YOLO though. He's a huge pussy and also spends most of his time playing vidya.
 
Chris becomes the first Trans-human Augmented Cyborg prototype v1.0 Alpha
 
Anchuent Christory said:
It'll be that of an embittered, overweight, middle aged woman who blames her current situation on the fact her prince charming hasn't appeared to whisk her away to a life of luxury and fulfillment.
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Never would happen. He'd rather get painful gender reassignment surgery than be a homo, and Chris can't get his finances together enough to maintain a desktop computer, let alone cosmetic surgery.
 
He'll end up a hairy, homeless beast living under a bridge. And then the cruel joke of the universe will settle onto Chris. He'll have become a troll.
 
I wouldn't consider Chris' style changes to be different personas. I'm sure the Gay Trucker with the "WANT WOMAN!" bra was Chris' attempt at looking cool or bad ass, and if he thought it made him look cool or bad ass, then obviously the ladies would "WANT MANBABY!".
 
He really should adopt a "bar fly" persona.
Hanging out at bars would help him make friends, since there are plenty of creepy awkward guys who go to bars on "Love Quests." He'd fit right in.
He seems so down in the dumps lately, I think he could use a nice bawdle of bud, a trippy kahlua, or a nice, cool, cold n' salty Long Island Iced Tea, to cheer him up!
 
ALongIslandIcedTea said:
He really should adopt a "bar fly" persona.
Hanging out at bars would help him make friends, since there are plenty of creepy awkward guys who go to bars on "Love Quests." He'd fit right in.
He seems so down in the dumps lately, I think he could use a nice bawdle of bud, a trippy kahlua, or a nice, cool, cold n' salty Long Island Iced Tea, to cheer him up!
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