Chris'tard's Next "Persona"

[bradsternum]

Haha like Chris would ever fit into Abercrombie and Fitch clothes.

"Yeah, I... I lost a lotta wei-ghT. An now I'm a... and now I'm a size 28... waist. Mmyea."
*RIIIIIIP*

 

[Holdek]

He really should adopt a "bar fly" persona.
Hanging out at bars would help him make friends, since there are plenty of creepy awkward guys...

He doesn't really want to make friends with males, though.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

The gay trucker getup does prove one thing: that Chris actually is capable of making himself look almost normal.

If he's capable of acting that way... Much more doubtful.

 

[FogHornCakeHorn]

Miss Teen USA.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Weird Al Yankovic.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

The gay trucker getup does prove one thing: that Chris actually is capable of making himself look almost normal.

I think I may have a somewhat different definition of "normal"...

 

[bradsternum]

^Want eye bleach.

He looks like a member of the Crowe Family from Justified. Nobody actually dresses this way.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

^Want eye bleach.

He looks like a member of the Crowe Family from Justified. Nobody actually dresses this way.

The pimples, the unnatural way he holds his right arm, the macho leather bracelets on said arm, the dog tag, the limp thumbs up, the sad insecure facial expression... oh my, this is an unusual concentration of weapons-grade fail even for Chris'tard.

 

[Holdek]

I think I may have a somewhat different definition of "normal"...

Maybe a better example is "Carlos Chantor:"

Spoiler: Carlos Chantor

Still douchey, plus tard face, but at least could blend into a crowd (more or less).

 

[soIregistered]

Rollin' and trollin' Chris looked somewhat normal. "Want (to have boobs like a) Woman!" belly shirt and overweight Ash from Pokemon Chris is quite a different story.

 

[Holdek]

Rollin' and trollin' Chris looked somewhat normal. "Want (to have boobs like a) Woman!" belly shirt and overweight Ash from Pokemon Chris is quite a different story.

Yeah but he was coached how to look and act in that one.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'm still hoping for the dawn of punk Chris

 

[pickleniggo]

Maybe a better example is "Carlos Chantor:"

Still douchey, plus tard face, but at least could blend into a crowd (more or less).

Seriously, he looks like a regular guy here, but that's probably because we can't see his walleyed stare.

 

[Lelbron]

Seriously, he looks like a regular guy here, but that's probably because we can't see his walleyed stare.

Nah, you can see the 'tism on his face, and the grease in his hair.

 

[LordCustos3]

Nah, you can see the 'tism on his face, and the grease in his hair.

He still looks like he can butter his bread by rubbing it across his forehead.

 

[Mrs Paul]

You know, I wonder why he hasn't ever gone rap-style?

 

[Lelbron]

You know, I wonder why he hasn't ever gone rap-style?

I thought that was obvious

 

[LordCustos3]

I thought that was obvious

Oh, Wow....he's a dead ringer for Ice Cube!
Whowoulddathunkit!?

Makes me wonder what that shit is....is it shoepolish? Mascara? Furniture polish?

 

[Coldgrip]

Feces.

 

[milkshark]

It looks like Chris wears a small waist size in pants because he lets his belly flop over the waistline. Fat dudes usually buy pants that cover all that flop, and are much more comfortable for it. Chris is probably trying to wear tight jeans, so women will notice his CUTE BUTT.