Christmas at 14BC?

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Big_Pete_33 said:
Sorry for being off topic, but I wonder why Chris doesn't like Call Of Duty.
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Because he's a little boy and hates prickly wicklies. He prefers Animal Crossing and Little Pig Blanket.

I cannot tell you how much I would like to see this at 14 BC:

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It's the surrogate mother he's been looking for for so long.
 
Big_Pete_33 said:
Sorry for being off topic, but I wonder why Chris doesn't like Call Of Duty.
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Thank you.
People usually inevitably ask why Chris doesn't like sims or mine craft. It's refreshing to hear a new game.

But to answer your question, call of duty isn't gay enough for him.
 
In full disclosure, I played CoD on the GameCube years ago, and I dropped it within a week. Immersive, realistic FPS's are way too stressful for me. I love military strategy, like Age of Empires 3, but being shot at by Nazis on Normandy Beach is too much for this old monkey.
 
CatParty said:
Big_Pete_33 said:
Sorry for being off topic, but I wonder why Chris doesn't like Call Of Duty.
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Thank you.
People usually inevitably ask why Chris doesn't like sims or mine craft. It's refreshing to hear a new game.

But to answer your question, call of duty isn't gay enough for him.
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Your welcome, but now I wonder why he doesn't like Sims nor Minecraft as well.

The latter is because in the Hexbawx
 
Chris only likes games that are easy and/or asspat him constantly. I played LBP a bit and Stephen Fry told me I was wonderful a half dozen times before the first level was over. Chris eats that shit up.
 
gumbarrel said:
Holdek said:
Seriously though, Chris has been asked several times by people he's trusted to go to a professional therapist and his response has ranged from, "Professional, NO" to, "Hmm yeah. Let me consider it. But anyways, about Pokemon..."

No one is suggesting that he could be "treated" by trolls but he doesn't even accept the suggestion to be treated by a mental health professional as legitimate. Even after being forced into assessments at least twice without the doctor strapping him in a straight jacket and electroshocking his temples until he cracked his teeth.
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Seriously though, you don't yet understand what I am saying.

The Autistcs success stories were not asked to do anything, they didn't accept anything. They didn't need to. They were all forced in to it with consistency by the people who took care of them. Do you think that those autistics that can barely talk and wipe their own ass, who can nevertheless at lest hold a very basic job were like "yeah, i totally understood that I am and idiot and need to get my shit together"? No. They were conditioned by their caretakers in to said favorable situation. Left on their own with nothing but worthless, passive internet weens telling them how they should totally live their lives, they would all be just as bad, if not worse than Chris.
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Your argument doesn't work precisely because Chris isn't an autistic that "can can barely talk and wipe [his] own ass."

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Well, there's the fourth option. He gets sent to a mental hospital when he goes bezerk and demands Mike Snyder give him a sweetheart from the ground-up for being the troll mastermind.
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Chris isn't going to violate the law to the extent where he'll reach a court capable of sentencing him to a mental hospital.
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Well, even if he did reach such a court it would have to go against what previous mandated psych evals have said: he's not psychotic.

Which is even less likely.
 
Actually, Minecraft was just released on PS3. Considering he couldn't have played it before due to the lack of a way to do so, we may just start to see him talking about it...
 
Okay fokes let's nip this Minecraft talk in the bud.
 
Holdek said:
Your argument doesn't work precisely because Chris isn't an autistic that "can can barely talk and wipe [his] own ass."
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That was an extreme example I gave, but it's still the same situation with the less severe cases. People like Chris plain and simply don't and can't help themselves. They GET help. Real help, not just advise and suggestions from internet dwellers.

I really don't understand why you keep denying this stuff. It doesn't really change anything, besides demonstrate how unreasonable it is to expect Chris to do things that simply don't ever happen.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Big_Pete_33 said:
Sorry for being off topic, but I wonder why Chris doesn't like Call Of Duty.
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Because he's a little boy and hates prickly wicklies. He prefers Animal Crossing and Little Pig Blanket.

I cannot tell you how much I would like to see this at 14 BC:

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It's the surrogate mother he's been looking for for so long.
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It's like I can't even tell the difference between that and the classic Barb picture.
 
gumbarrel said:
Holdek said:
Your argument doesn't work precisely because Chris isn't an autistic that "can can barely talk and wipe [his] own ass."
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That was an extreme example I gave, but it's still the same situation with the less severe cases. People like Chris plain and simply don't and can't help themselves. They GET help. Real help, not just advise and suggestions from internet dwellers.

I really don't understand why you keep denying this stuff. It doesn't really change anything, besides demonstrate how unreasonable it is to expect Chris to do things that simply don't ever happen.
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Chris has shown time and again that he's perfectly capable of achieving something if he actually puts forth the effort, I mean he has a valid drivers licence for crying out loud. The sort of person you're describing wouldn't pass the required tests, let alone be deemed safe enough behind the wheel of a vehicle. Chris' main issue, is that throughout his life, it's been drilled into him by his parents that he shouldn't have to do anything, and that the world should change to accommodate and provide for him. Chris' autism isn't the issue, it's his attitude to his autism
Most people on this forum would have scoffed if somebody had suggested two years ago that by his 31st birthday, Chris would be responsible for paying the household bills. What happened? he was given no choice, that's what, reality came knocking and forced him into it.

Chris is never going to turn his life around, he's got 30+ years of negative reinforcement to overcome, let alone his mental condition. But there's still a difference between won't and can't.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Chris has shown time and again that he's perfectly capable of achieving something if he actually puts forth the effort, I mean he has a valid drivers licence for crying out loud.The sort of person you're describing wouldn't pass the required tests, let alone be deemed safe enough behind the wheel of a vehicle.
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Except I said that this applies to the less severe cases as well. It is perfectly possible for someone with autism to get a driver's license, yet be incapable of holding a job for more than a week. Hell, people who don't have autism can have that problem.h

That information that we have about people with autism in general suggest, that unless it's a really high functioning case, the person plain and simply can't deal with most of life on his own.

Hell, even Marvin, the one guy who would know Chris best out of anyone on this forum, has said that Chris can only be trained like a dog to do things. Yet people ignore this point religiously.

So, once again, why do people want Chris to do things that simply don't happen?
 
gumbarrel said:
Holdek said:
Your argument doesn't work precisely because Chris isn't an autistic that "can can barely talk and wipe [his] own ass."
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That was an extreme example I gave, but it's still the same situation with the less severe cases. People like Chris plain and simply don't and can't help themselves. They GET help. Real help, not just advise and suggestions from internet dwellers.

I really don't understand why you keep denying this stuff. It doesn't really change anything, besides demonstrate how unreasonable it is to expect Chris to do things that simply don't ever happen.
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You seem to think that people who get help usually have it forced upon them. A person, especially one in Chris' condition, usually must make the choice to seek, or at the very least, accept, help.

Chris probably won't do that, but it's the only way it can happen, and he's ultimately responsible for making the choice, one way or the other.
 
Holdek said:
You seem to think that people who get help usually have it forced upon them. A person, especially one in Chris' condition, usually must make the choice to seek, or at the very least, accept, help.
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Most of them don't really get "forced" in to it, rather they get help early, but, really, at that point it's not like they have a real choice to make. The really bad examples that people bring up as a counter point to Chris sure as hell dont seem like they got help on their own.

And, again, most of the help is direct and comes from active family members, not from internet idiots. Marvin has said that Chris will listen to brab if she ever started helping him.

Chris is incapable, plain and simple. Deal with it.

and he's ultimately responsible for making the choice, one way or the other
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It's interesting how people constantly say that Chris is 10 years old mentally, yet expect him to be responcible for things like this. It's either Barb, or somebody else. He has to be "forced" in to it, one way or the other.
 
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