Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[DrearyDoomguy]

He can't help it. Black comic man lives rent free in this fat paedophile's head.

It's even funnier because he abandons the gimmick two pages in. The entire point of making this comic was to shit on Eric July and he can't find a way to stretch that out to cover an entire comic so he resorts to pretending he can write for the remainder. Doesn't stop him from shoving WORDSWORDSWORDS into every single panel, though.
This is the kind of shit you'd find as a free webcomic in the late 2000's-early 2010's.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Got curious and decided to see what /co/ has to say about SUPERKID-DIDDLER. As of now, there have been two threads about it, one of which was a story time thread. Reactions are...

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mixed.

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144681406/
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144686145/

fucking lmao

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

"All that time I wasted waiting for something to come save from my own shitty life."

There is so much to shit on, one could spend days picking it apart. Tired tropes, shitty attempts at Marvel cringe humor, characters that make no sense.

I know JDA is a lolcow too, but that he tried to defend this pedowork as good is too much for me to bear.


This panel is SK retelling what happened at the Bank. So the mom with an infant on her chest perving out on MMs ass is being conveyed to the ugly waitress by SK, and goes completely unacknowledged next panel.

SKs plan is fucking retarded, shoot with a real gun and then switch to your super gun because you know he'll be having an orgasm while every bullet bouncing off him could kill you.

And then he loses the fucking gun.


This is garbage. Uninspired unfunny, it isn't dynamic, it isn't even telling a new story. Eric July is owed a big apology after this release.

 

[GaryGray]

Got curious and decided to see what /co/ has to say about SUPERKID-DIDDLER. As of now, there have been two threads about it, one of which was a story time thread. Reactions are...

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mixed.

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144681406/
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144686145

Guess this might be a compliment. Vito's comic is so mid it isn't even worth criticising. Insert Sargon I wouldnt even rape you audio here. Vito should make a video explaining his work flow and costs to really own the haters. I'd guess 20% of his budget went to soda and the two to three conviance store pizzas he eats daily.
Wonder if AI could be used to finish the comic before Vito? Nice Yandere dev moment.

 

[Faceless Whore]

So stupid to put this in the book. There's no guarantee that campaign page will be available forever, and people will want to know what it said if it ever disappears and they're too retarded to look for an archive.

For posterity as of today he has only one July post at the beginning of the month. Who knows if this was the post he was referring to.
Archive


ETA: It's not the entry he's referring to.


WTF is the artwork in this book?
Why does Meteorman look like such a fatass in the second panel??


How did his jaw grow twice as wide from one panel to the next???


At least he understands his backers.

 

[SN 1054]

Considering him, Dax, and others constantly claim Eric July can't take criticism, surely Vito will take all this criticism to heart and make the necessary changes to make this the greatest comic book ever, totally beating out anything released from the Rippaverse...

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Is this supposed to be one of the "hilarious" parts?

Awful.

 

[Harm]

CringleJingle is barely even acknowledging the comic's existence on Twitter. He replied to a couple bootlickers with 3 word replies and that's basically been it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Supernonce Act 1 extracted as images.
It's atrocious.
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Fucking lame.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Considering him, Dax, and others constantly claim Eric July can't take criticism, surely Vito will take all this criticism to heart and make the necessary changes to make this the greatest comic book ever, totally beating out anything released from the Rippaverse...

Is this supposed to be one of the "hilarious" parts?
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Awful.

In this "universe" where guns are so easy to obtain, wouldn't a bunch of people there be armed? There would be armed guards and shit.

Unless SK is just invincible, he's also a fag that lost the only thing that makes him special, his gun, twice in act 1.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

It could be worse, but it’s pretty bad Mr. Vito

Should probably work a little bit harder instead of rewatching Cuties (for the umpteenth time), and get rid of the cat ears, it doesn’t even fit her personality, or lack thereof.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Also obviously traced Superman and Jimmy Olsen
Oh and Vito?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Imagine being given this opportunity to exprss your creativity, you have an inbuilt audience who is funding your endeavor and this is what you put out after all this time. He started this out of spite, and even that was not enough motivation to not just shit on a plate and call it food, so as to meet his legal obligations. Nothing worse than a lolcow who squanders a once in a lifetime opportunity.Disgraceful, Shameful, Pedophile.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

I don't know anything about this Vito guy other than he hates Eric July for being successful
A few notes:
1. This feels like a funny pages comic. Lower quality art, lower quality writing, Tries to focus on gags but the writing is so subversive it all falls flat.
2. The half tone shading does not work- it looks like shit. Overuse of half-tones instead of hatching is common among amateur artists, but you really need to be a pro to make it look good.
3. Why does he constantly insult and antagonize the reader?
4. What's the point of the girl? Is she the main character, or is "Super Killer" the main character?

 

[Harm]

I don't know anything about this Vito guy other than he hates Eric July for being successful

All you need to know is he's a pedophile and, well, that actually covered it yeah.

 

[Rimanah]

Lmao, this panel looks straight out of a Josh Luna comic. I half expect this dude to start oppressing Asians or something.

Sad thing is, Luna is a better comic book writer than Pedo Vito.

Edit: I just realized, there’s a non-zero chance this is traced from Luna comic. Horrifying.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

This feels like a funny pages comic. Lower quality art, lower quality writing, Tries to focus on gags but the writing is so subversive it all falls flat.

Sunday funnies are both funnier and better drawn.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is this supposed to be one of the "hilarious" parts?

I wasn’t sure what the humor was supposed to be here. Just feels like annoying Reddit humor. There’s some sort of self smug “I am very smart” logic here not even the cringiest XKCD comic managed to reach this level of pompous preachy sniffing its own farts mindset. Why is he threatening the tellers with his back to them? It would play better if the teller staff were straight faced and unemotional. Not sure if those are pimples or sweat but just a real “This shit again?” emotional apathy level would land the joke better. Think Stannis in GoT saying “fewer” under his breath correcting someone’s grammar. Instead it’s 4 people having the same mindset. Just feels awful.

 

[Neetorino]

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Wow that's one fuck ugly woman working the counter. And with shoulders like that, I dare say we've found some troon inclusion! Her face is almost as small on her face as Dax's is too, maybe this is non-cow form Juju.

 

[Incredible Mister]

Lol, why would you make the first page of your comic intentionally shit?? especially when the rest of it is only marginally better looking.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

Is this supposed to be one of the "hilarious" parts?

I really tried to give it a fair shot.

• The art is weird but whatever.
• The overall story could be kinda neat, I liked "The Boys"

BUT THE DIALOGUE
Holy shit, it takes away from any possible redeeming quality of the comic. No one working on this stopped this from going out???

Reddit tier slop.

ChatGPT could have helped here Christopher...(this is actually what it came up with)

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Write the dialogue so a Redditor would like it

Bank Teller: "Hey, I see you're going for the minimalist approach. No bag, huh?" Robber: "Just hand over the cash. I’m in a hurry."