Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
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The nigga who has art like THIS in his comic complains about supposed 3D asset use? Unreal.
Why do all the characters have these weird voreaphile mouths and teeth? It's fucking weird and offputting how much every character gapes their mouth and bares their full gums and teeth all the time, the only place I've seen these features so accentuated has been in freak vore art.
Vito laughs like this, weird
 

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Imagine being given this opportunity to exprss your creativity, you have an inbuilt audience who is funding your endeavor and this is what you put out after all this time.
He has no creativity. His only concept of a "joke" is "ha ha I want to rape children isn't that hilarious!"
I’m willing to give the art a pass because I’d imagine Vito paid them shit/kept dragging his ass on payments. It’s essentially commissioned work and you get what you paid for.
Why would anyone pay a pedophile hiring a fiverr artist to draw something they could have hired a fiverr artist to do themselves?

Who is this pedophile audience for Vito? He offers nothing even as a middle man, even as a middle pedo.
 
I’m willing to give the art a pass because I’d imagine Vito paid them shit/kept dragging his ass on payments.
I won't because he had $100k in crowdfunding to hire a competent artist and he's been bragging about how he's had so much extra money that he's throwing the rest in a money market account to gather dust interest.
 
I won't because he had $100k in crowdfunding to hire a competent artist and he's been bragging about how he's had so much extra money that he's throwing the rest in a money market account to gather dust interest.
I don’t believe Vito’s word on anything. I doubt hardly any of that money went to the artist.
 
I don't have time right now, but I plan to do a full draw-over of all the shit wrong with this comic. All I'll say for the time being is he couldn't even make it to the first page of the story without fucking up:
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You generally don't see screentone used as a verb like this, but if you did I imagine would be spelled 'screentoning' because 'screentooning' isn't a thing, unless Medmanga was responsible for adding all the googly-eye shots.

ETA: I may be gone quite some time, this is absolutely fucking dreadful.
 
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Somehow, it's worse than both Sonichu and The Lightbringer.
So it's basically a Deadpool ripoff (Vito even signs the "o" in his name like Deadpool) and he's trying to kill a Superman ripoff.

Gee, I sure hope Marvel's and DC's legal departments don't see this steaming pile of shit.
 
So it's basically a Deadpool ripoff (Vito even signs the "o" in his name like Deadpool) and he's trying to kill a Superman ripoff.

Gee, I sure hope Marvel's and DC's legal departments don't see this steaming pile of shit.
That's probably not an issue but the few things in this steaming pile of shit that look reasonably good look like they're probably traced from something.
 
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