Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Vibralldo]

It would appear that BPITU is over.....again.

It's clear Vito always resented the fans and only saw them as the casus belli behind why he never made it as a Hollywood writer and had to be Dick's foil instead. It seems as though he may finally admit it.
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Boring lolcow podcast tier fake drama

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The fact that the two are still actively talking and interacting with each other is the biggest proof of fake and gay. If they were actually falling out, they’d essentially tell each other to fuck off and share dirty secrets to discredit the other.

 

[Journoscum]

The fact that the two are still actively talking and interacting with each other is the biggest proof of fake and gay. If they were actually falling out, they’d essentially tell each other to fuck off and share dirty secrets to discredit the other.

I would need interactions to cease entirely for six months or Vito doing some sort of podcast with Maddox before I even entertain the idea that this is real.

 

[genericwhitemale]

The fact that the two are still actively talking and interacting with each other is the biggest proof of fake and gay. If they were actually falling out, they’d essentially tell each other to fuck off and share dirty secrets to discredit the other.

Agreed. When the original Biggest Problem ended, it was just Maddox by himself saying the show was over very abruptly, followed by months of pot shots before it all became public. Dax, Vito and Ralph baiting people into watching by saying "guys next week is DEFINITELY going to be the last ever episode, Vito and Dick are gonna shout at each other and it'll be such hot goss that you'll have to tune in" is the fakest fucking shit imaginable.

No wonder Dax can't make it in LA. He can't act for shit and he can't write a convincing script.

 

[AltisticRight]

It would appear that BPITU is over.....again.

It's clear Vito always resented the fans and only saw them as the casus belli behind why he never made it as a Hollywood writer and had to be Dick's foil instead. It seems as though he may finally admit it.
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The biggest problem in the universe is the size of your screenshot.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It would appear that BPITU is over.....again.

It's clear Vito always resented the fans and only saw them as the casus belli behind why he never made it as a Hollywood writer and had to be Dick's foil instead. It seems as though he may finally admit it.
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They're just trying to bait Josh into talking about them. It's sad. Old man Dax has to come up with a better story if he wants anyone to pay attention.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It would appear that this is fake and gay.

I'll buy it when it's actually not on the air anymore.

I won't accept it as not fake and gay unless Dax puts a shotgun in Vito's mouth and blows his pedophile brains all over the studio wall. Bonus points if he does a Kurt Cobain impression afterwards.

 

[Broadside]

Why do they always look like this???

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I won't accept it as not fake and gay unless Dax puts a shotgun in Vito's mouth and blows his pedophile brains all over the studio wall. Bonus points if he does a Kurt Cobain impression afterwards.

I’m hoping they fire Vito out of a comically sized cannon

And that cannon is aimed at a brick wall

 

[Guntkvd]

I’m hoping they fire Vito out of a comically sized cannon

And that cannon is aimed at a brick wall

Look, Vito. This is your future.



Edit: forgot his nose.

 

[AnOminous]

Look, Vito. This is your future.

A clown at least has a chance, however small, of being actually funny.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

A clown at least has a chance, however small, of being actually funny.

And at least a clown knows how to act like a respectable human being when he's clocked out.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Look, Vito. This is your future.

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Edit: forgot his nose.

Always thought he looks a lot like Captain Spaulding.

 

[AnOminous]

Always thought he looks a lot like Captain Spaulding.

Captain Spaulding made you fuckin laugh! Captain Spaulding was fuckin funny!

I'm gonna come back here some time and if you don't have an explanation for why you compared Captain Spaulding to Vito, I'm gonna kill you and your entire fuckin family!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Always thought he looks a lot like Captain Spaulding.
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This comparison is the worst thing to happen to Sid Haig, including his death.

 

[Guntkvd]

Juju gave a green light to shit on vedo.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Juju gave a green light to shit on vedo.

As if anyone needed permission from the balding cow to make fun of a pedophile.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Going to be titillating when these mouth breathing retards who bemoaned the Farms for being wrong about Vito end up using the Farms and rehashed discussion about Vito the Pedo to shit on Vito the fat Pedo

 

[mfalkner]

Juju gave a green light to shit on vedo.

Karl, the giggly faggot
EVS, the fat lazy shit pile
Riley, the retard
Mint, can't wipe her own ass

What a circle. Everyone involved needs to be napalmed

 

[Lidl Drip]

Did he fake-tattoo "PEDO" on his forehead yet? Since they are literally just copying Keemstar/Boogie's performance 1:1?