Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 271 96.1%
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Found an archive of a Patreon post by Chris Gesualdi from May 22nd, 2018 which appears consistent with his current story.

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Source - Archive

Credit where it's due, this appears to be the story he was telling within a couple weeks of the incident.

EDIT: Removed an unrelated Patreon post I thought was following up on this one.
 
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solidus said:
How many people and accounts has Christopher flagged/reported for “breaking TOS”? But this one isn’t okay?

I’m starting to think he may be a hypocrite or something.
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Guys it's legit criticism
Guys it's comedy

Jokes aside, why do these faggots obsess over Eric like this?

They seem to think they have the right to make fun of and mess with the business of one guy and not have anyone call them out or stop them.
 
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Glad he finally has a thread. I thought Null's point about not giving him the attention he craves was succinct but Chirs is not alone in liking all attention negative or not on this site. There's a non zero population of Dickriders who don't really care about behind the scenes stuff to completely cut out TDS/BPITU, but I have heard some say they've really taken a break on it which goes to show how these nasty conversations don't make for great entertainment. The sickest part of me is amused that Digibro's disgusting comments about loli were pretty much seen as the most off the rails guest Dick had on, and then just a few years later he cohosts a show with someone far worse.

I'm not gonna let this western massachusetts pedo ruin anime for me, but he's certainly come closer to tainting an entire medium than decades of weirdos and culture vultures. We should definitely archive everything related to his response to Cuties and his increased appearances on TDS after Dick's hard pro cuties stance - that's where he becomes much worse than the garden variety channer/xitter loliposter.

Jokes aside, why do these faggots obsess over Eric like this?
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Every explanation outside of "easy content" doesn't make sense to me. I'm not too aware of Eric's appearances on Racket's show but Eric made some real money creating and shipping out a product that panders to his audience in the right way. I don't see any transgression in that. Do Dick/Vito wish they made anything that doesn't age like milk?
 
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Vito thinks isom was intended to be some kind of conservative anti-woke vehicle that Eric got a few million dollars promoting and then put out a product filled with right-wing messagimg.
From what I know about it it was a project put out by a libertarian that was tired of the marvel crap and wanted to put a product that was free of the racebending and gay shit.
Vito who is a libtard who has a hate boner for the antiwoke got triggered by the three million-dollar campaign and tried to weasel his way into getting super killer a boost by demanding that Eric signal boost the comics of people with a "different political view" and Eric told him to suck his ass hole

Can someone point out the conservative or Christian messages in isom
 
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Cringestorian X said:
crossposting from /cow/
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mynerdyhome.com - leads to vito's youtube channel (archive)
yellowflashguy.com - leads to wikipedia article on grooming (archive)
ryankinel.com - leads to vito's youtube channel (archive)

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this coming from the fat faggot crying about people "lying about" him? Who presented this very thing as one of the biggest problems, arguing it should be illegal??
 
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If it would fit what Null wants for the thread, the dichotomy between Vito being "pro-free speech" when it comes to calling himself a pedophile but a rampant flaggot when it comes to people saying racist or otherwise offensive shit would be a great thing to highlight.
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The pro-free speech pedophile act is something most of the Founding NAMBLA members did. They’d argue against decency laws and support pornographers once a lot of feminists and Christians realized that pornographers were abusing women and trafficking people.

Alan Ginsberg created the term “Free Speech” extremist so he didn’t have to put himself as a pedophile and could beat around the bush about “offensive material”.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
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mynerdyhome.com - leads to vito's youtube channel (archive)
yellowflashguy.com - leads to wikipedia article on grooming (archive)
ryankinel.com - leads to vito's youtube channel (archive)

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He's likely sitting on the domain names based on his own name too like https://vitogesualdi.com/ or https://chrisgesualdi.com/ or https://christophergesualdi.com/ although none of them appear to have ever been used for anything ever.
 
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I get that this thread isn't a truly private venue, but tweeting it out immediately while tagging the pedophile? Come the fuck on. It's blatantly selfish.

What we gain: Kinochet gets social media engagement and impressions.
What we lose: The accuser vanishes and Chris Gesualdi takes control of the narrative.
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Actually, this journalist has held Chris Vito Gesualdi to account and forced him respond to the accusations.

This is what good journalism is all about.

If I read this correctly, Chris's position is that he knew someone known then as Andrew in MTG circles in MA who years later accused him of doing something in the replies of some tweets because ????.

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EDIT: edit to repair broken attachments
 
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Due to the outage, I'll have to reupload the clip of Dick and Vito admitting that they've filed malicious DMCA takedown requests, but that the platforms receiving them didn't honor them. In the meantime, Abbygaleforce returned to Twitter yesterday. His account was private, but has been made public again. All they've done is tweeted about landlords and talk about being a teacher. He also has a BlueSky account if anyone can peek at those (I don't have one currently).

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Malicious DMCAs Confession
 
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mfalkner said:

Vito thinks isom was intended to be some kind of conservative anti-woke vehicle that Eric got a few million dollars promoting and then put out a product filled with right-wing messagimg.
From what I know about it it was a project put out by a libertarian that was tired of the marvel crap and wanted to put a product that was free of the racebending and gay shit.
Vito who is a libtard who has a hate boner for the antiwoke got triggered by the three million-dollar campaign and tried to weasel his way into getting super killer a boost by demanding that Eric signal boost the comics of people with a "different political view" and Eric told him to suck his ass hole

Can someone point out the conservative or Christian messages in isom
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It definitely is just a hate boner for anti-woke people, who he continually calls "grifters", which would imply some sort of deception on their part when nothing like that exists. The worst part is he's concern trolled Dick - and the few orbiters he has left like Dame Pesos - to the point where he's now actively shits on the audience he spent years building. The two of them, together, going on twitter and saying "actually, anti-SJWs are the *real* SJWs"; just the most basic, "I'm rubber, you're glue" shit imaginable.
Sam Hyde likes to call Anisa Johma "Yoko Ono", but Vito has definitely filled that roll. Vito and his consequences have been a disaster for The Dick Show.
 
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It definitely is just a hate boner for anti-woke people, who he continually calls "grifters", which would imply some sort of deception on their part when nothing like that exists. The worst part is he's concern trolled Dick - and the few orbiters he has left like Dame Pesos - to the point where he's now actively shits on the audience he spent years building. The two of them, together, going on twitter and saying "actually, anti-SJWs are the *real* SJWs"; just the most basic, "I'm rubber, you're glue" shit imaginable.
Sam Hyde likes to call Anisa Johma "Yoko Ono", but Vito has definitely filled that roll. Vito and his consequences have been a disaster for The Dick Show.
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Like the time vito flagged Friday night tights down because of Alex Jones and spreading misinformation then a week later he went on Alex Jones
 
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Cringestorian X said:
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mynerdyhome.com - leads to vito's youtube channel (archive)
yellowflashguy.com - leads to wikipedia article on grooming (archive)
ryankinel.com - leads to vito's youtube channel (archive)

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fixed the attachments, @The Yellow Dart thanks for notify me
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Real quick, does anyone know if christophervitogesualdi.com or vitogesualdi.net are available?
I'm not saying people should buy those domains and redirect it to this thread. I'm not saying that.
 
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Everywhere he goes, the stench of pedophilia lingers.


Even in a completely unrelated show, a guest's passing mention of Vito has to mention pedophilia in the same breath

Also a bonus food for thought

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Vito decided to speak out against the death penalty regarding the two 16 year olds that live-streamed killing a person by stealing a car and actively looking for someone to run them over.
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>ACK ACK ACK can you believe these retards Vito
>Yeah Dick. I dream of raping children and you're a drugged up hedonist with no morals but we're so much better than people who think trash removal is justified. By the way I made $0.34 arguing on Twitter this week so who's winning now?
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Vito decided to speak out against the death penalty regarding the two 16 year olds that live-streamed killing a person by stealing a car and actively looking for someone to run them over.
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Of course Vito is upset people want the death penalty for 2 underaged teens, those would be 2 teens he’d never be able to molest
 
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