Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

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  • NO. Also he is fat.

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I am surprised Vito never had a thread. His constant furious sperg outs had made me think that he already had one. Surely someone who angrily screamed about pedophile rights would have a place being documented here on the farms.

Even though the OP is incomplete, looks like good work by everyone so far.

So how long until Vito makes a video saying that Kiwi Farms has a body count?
 
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CatharticShitHead said:
I am surprised Vito never had a thread. His constant furious sperg outs had made me think that he already had one.
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Iirc that was on purpose. He's such an attention seeking faggot Null wasn't too keen on letting him have something else he could cry on camera about. What changed it was the stuff with Rackets and co, but there's still emphasis on keeping this thread, particularly the OP, as separated from emotion and opinions as possible so Vitos words can speak for themselves which gives him less of a chance to cry about "the evil Kiwi Farms" trying to "slander his reputation".
 
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HahaYes said:
Iirc that was on purpose. He's such an attention seeking faggot Null wasn't too keen on letting him have something else he could cry on camera about. What changed it was the stuff with Rackets and co, but there's still emphasis on keeping this thread, particularly the OP, as separated from emotion and opinions as possible so Vitos words can speak for themselves which gives him less of a chance to cry about "the evil Kiwi Farms" trying to "slander his reputation".
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I'm curious if once the Op and several other info posts are complete, would they toss out the rest of the thread to make sure that Vito can't point to say, post #4 on page #5, and say "This guy said I'm an unfunny fat faggot who needs to be run over with a zamboni, they're totally threatening my life guys!"
 
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Vito has decided to ride Dax’s coattails once again and support a Twitter weirdo stalking Eric July’s private business, all because he’s still pissy about Eric’s success.

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Vito is consistently retarded when it comes to merchandising. He spends all his time and energy into lunch boxes and shirts and his comic is still mia. and now he's trying to pitch a TV show? Everyone in his room laughed at him, and this only has any hope if dick can make the pitch a room with executives laughing at the retard

And he's shitting on Eric's exclusive cover shit
 

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mfalkner said:
Vito is consistently retarded when it comes to merchandising. He spends all his time and energy into lunch boxes and shirts and his comic is still mia. and now he's trying to pitch a TV show? Everyone in his room laughed at him, and this only has any hope if dick can make the pitch a room with executives laughing at the retard

And he's shitting on Eric's exclusive cover shit
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Vito is especially pissy about Eric because Eric found out about Vito’s pedo comments and has stated he will stop directly mentioning Vito from then on.

Because we all know how badly Vito craves attention.
 
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Vito is acting like people think he’s a predator for making a few edgy jokes about pedophilia one time.

Turns out his real problem is that he’s been making jokes about being a pedophile himself, non-stop since the first time he sat in front of a computer with an internet connection.

Good thread.
 
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Tour of Italy said:
Vito is acting like people think he’s a predator more making a few edgy jokes about pedophilia one time.

Turns out his real problem is that he’s been making jokes about being a pedophile himself, non-stop since the first time he sat in front of a computer with an internet connection.

Good thread.
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Imagine the sheer audacity of thinking a guy is a pedophile for no reason at all other than that he has spent literally years constantly claiming to be a pedophile.
 
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unless you’re theo von, apparently
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Really not surprising Theo Von was up for this considering the guy hung with Brendan Schaub, Chris Delia and Brian Callen.

When the top of the LA comedy scene is filled with sexually predatory degenerates it should come as no surprise that the Dax and Vito clique (the bottom of the LA comedy scene) is filled with the completely retarded versions of sexually predatory degenerates.
 
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