Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

Bro, this dude's brain is so cooked.



Okay, here's someone who asked directly:



Backer asked twice on the Superkiller campaign page, got no response. Wow! I do wonder why people are going elsewhere for answers when you're ignoring them so you can shill Magic the Gathering cards on WhatNot instead!

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"To those who have been told the money is gone, you have been misled."

>tells people the money is gone
>people believe the money is gone
>"hey everyone, you might have heard the money is gone, but on the contrary! I've been hoarding the money the whole time!"

Nigger, YOU are the one who told people the money is gone. I knew it was bullshit the whole time, but even I'm baffled by this new gaslighting angle.

(If anyone has a better thread archiver for twitter, feel free to archive better than I did)

GhostArchive is the best archiver for Twitter by far.

 

[Vibralldo]

GhostArchive is the best archiver for Twitter by far.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hVE6U

Thank you, this is a far better archive, it shows the whole conversation

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

So what this fat pedo nigger is showing is that he hasn't made a comic at all, because he's not paid out anything for the services.
The money is still there, apart from what he's spent on DoorDash.

Does he think this is some kind of own?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

fools and their money are soon parted. Imagine getting swindled by this greasy pedophile fat fuck.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

"You might believe that the money is gone but as you can see, I had it all hoarded, which means I did fuck all with the comic and I just have the money there!"

This is a weird strategy he's pulling off here to own the haydurz.

 

[Vibralldo]

"You might believe that the money is gone but as you can see, I had it all hoarded, which means I did fuck all with the comic and I just have the money there!"

This is a weird strategy he's pulling off here to own the haydurz.

"That's what you get for believing the statement I made!"

 

[Doom House V]

Maybe the true Super Killer is the memories we made along the way.

 

[Harm]

"You might believe that the money is gone but as you can see, I had it all hoarded, which means I did fuck all with the comic and I just have the money there!"

This is a weird strategy he's pulling off here to own the haydurz.

Yeah, especially when he's gawked at the suggestion that he compensate backers for the late delivery with free shipping.

He made all this money of the comic, is refusing refunds, and if you want the comic book then you have to pay even more for shipping!

Worst of all, I guarantee he will try to crowdfund the sequel even though he could finance it already and then sell it as a finished product.

 

[Pizdec]

So, not only has he not lost the money, it’s even worse. He’s not spent a dime of that money on production. I’m assuming it’s 95k because IndieGoGo skimmed their fee, but otherwise, this implies any or all of the following:

1. Vito has never spent a dime on production, resulting in the project not only going past its due by date but likely by intention so he can skim the interest for booze and drugs
2. He’s gambling with that money on the stock market, lost it, and then gained it back by the skin of his teeth some fucking how.
3. Dax aka Juju the cow (a man who gets fucked in the ass whilst dressed as a cow) loaned him the money to cover his ass and own the Karen farms.

 

[Harm]

From "Superkiller is going to be the answer to ISOM! We're all going to stick it to Eric July!" to "at least Superkiller isn't the Ouya, right?" in a year.

I’m assuming it’s 95k because IndieGoGo skimmed their fee

$118,185 with 2173 backers
$0.20 flat transaction fee for each backer would be $434.60
3% transaction fee is $3,545.55
5% platform fee is $5,909.25

That's assuming the 3% and 5% are being taken off the total gross; that's $9,889.40 in fees at the most. That would leave around $108,295.60. With him having $94,576.97 that means he's spent at least $13,718.63 so far (ignoring the few hundred in interest he's accrued on this amount). He's already bought most of the backer perks:



The question is whether he's already paid his artists. It also begs the question of why he would ever need to crowdfund again when the production costs are so cheap compared to how much money is remaining. He could bankroll the next 5 issues right now, sell zero copies, and still have money leftover.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why would a 13 year old want to go to a panel with Vito, no less??

Conventions are very weird. If you're carrying an irl streaming rig around with you people will be surprisingly willing to participate with whatever stupid bullshit you're up to unless you're being an IP2 level nuisance.

Even though Vedo looks like a walking PSA the kid probably thought there was no harm in going along with him.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Okay so not only is Vito a pedophile and a fat, he is also a gay - in a riddle only decipherable by true believers, he took Masterson's name but removed the "son" since he is on top (Juju likes to be pegged).

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Nigger is sitting here begging for people to just give him a chance, he's a little guy with a damn dream you monsters! He just wants to tell stories! SURE he has a bit to learn, and SURE it's not been an easy process!

But I can only wonder why it's okay for him to shit on Eric and try to literally END his business over petty shit, he affords Eric NO ROOM to grow or learn, it's as simple as total nigger death for this fat pedophile.

But we're all supposed to just forgive him for the long process of putting out a shitty comic. Not so easy huh?


Vito, since you read this thread. Apologize to Eric July, call off your gay holy jihad, and focus on YOUR business you fucking retard.

Addition:

I hope this Gentleman Sausage is a fucking larper because imagine being such a cuck that you sit here saying "it's okay guys I like giving money to projects that have no reason NOT to be fulfilled under the promise that it WILL be fulfilled!"

Like, how much of a fucking retard do you have to be to throw your money at the idea of Superkiller in the first place, but then to be like "trust the plan" while slurping down the nonsense that this comic will somehow KILL Rippaverse and may not even come out this year.

Meanwhile Eric July takes his big black million dollar dick out, slams it on the table with multiple projects, written, drawn, produced and shipped out within a calendar year.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Probably has been mentioned before but is there a reason why he can't at least send a digital copy to all the backers? Like if printing is going to be so problematic due to poor planning why not release the digital version first and sell it on like Amazon? At least then he can start to generate more hype and hopefully get more people to want to buy a physical copy after reading it.

I guess realistically what will happen is the book will leak, everyone will cringe and make fun of it, and nobody will want to buy it.

 

[Harm]

Probably has been mentioned before but is there a reason why he can't at least send a digital copy to all the backers?

Here's his given reason:



He knows that once people read the comic that they'll have zero interest in a physical copy.

 

[Luke gama]

The fact that he's been on that podcast for ages and isn't totally broke and no Dax groupie has gotten with him really points to him actually being a paedophile, and also retarded he genuinely thought he could debate bro twitter into not wanting to kill paedophiles.

And his ego is so bad he genuinely decided to come out as a paedophile "we"


He's the worst kind of slop consumerist. How can you read comics to point it's your personality and have the chance to create your own and put so little effort. I really thought he would fail but would at least try.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"To those who have been told the money is gone, you have been misled."

>tells people the money is gone
>people believe the money is gone
>"hey everyone, you might have heard the money is gone, but on the contrary! I've been hoarding the money the whole time!"

He was showing both good business sense and good comedy sense when he told his backers that the comic book they paid for wasn't going to be printed and that he spent the money, a hilarious joke that distracted them from the fact that he hasn't printed their book yet

This is VitoComedy

 

[Pill Cosby]

Nigger, YOU are the one who told people the money is gone. I knew it was bullshit the whole time, but even I'm baffled by this new gaslighting angle.

It’s 4D Pedo Chess. Basically if you cannot rape them, you instead confuse them after raping their wallet.

Next he will go on to blame them for giving him their money.

 

[MikeyNohMore]

And here we see the two types of crowdfunded comic backers. The first demands, if not a commitment to an actual deadline, at least the willingness to respect your backers enough to give them actual updates and not just some pussy-ass: "I swear I'm working hard on it, guys. Just give me more time (and money), and I'll finish it. I promise..."

The second is the type that Comicsgate and Comicsgate-adjacent creators love: the gullible, complacent mark who will forgive his comic being months or even years behind schedule and says, "Well, that's just how it goes with crowdfunded comics" to cope with the fact that he fell for the grift. This cope excuse worked like a charm for years, but sadly for Vito and his equally tardy peers, the guys at Iconic Comics and Rippaverse have mastered the mythical art of delivering their comics on time, so this excuse of "crowdfunded comics are usually late" no longer holds weight.

This is another reason why Vito seethes at Eric July: Not only has he made significantly more money off his first comic than Vito did with him, but he also got it and several other books out in the time it's taken for Vito to fulfill his very first book (if he ever fulfills it).

 

[AltisticRight]

>Even if it never comes out it's $25 who gives a fuck
Yeah, explain that to Juju who bitched about Eric July at most upcharging shipping costs by $1, and later waiving it anyway.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

>Even if it never comes out it's $25 who gives a fuck
Yeah, explain that to Juju who bitched about Eric July at most upcharging shipping costs by $1, and later waiving it anyway.

You just don't get it. It's perfectly fine and reasonable to act this way when it's done by the "right" people.
That's why the niggerman isn't allowed to do anything that deviates from the holy system :
> Come up with unoriginal idea
> Commission a few splash pages/artwork to trick the masses into the idea
> Crowdfund with a hope and a prayer
> profit
> spend money frivolously
> Have no actual work done
> wait out first year
> keep making vague hopes and prayers
> obsess and scream about other businesses
> eventually shit out product years later