Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.1%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 260 95.9%

  • Total voters
    271
Freudian slip. He refers to so called "non-offending paedophiles" as "we", ie himself included.
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Alright let's compare since both of these examples contain their context. Vito is saying "we" to defend his position that people should have empathy for non-offending pedophiles. Jim is mocking how easily people will give up their personal data when the service is free. Going so far to say people would let you fuck their kids as a service if you told them it was free. I am clearly not big brained enough to understand the nuance of Vito's joke and its similarity to Jim's mockery. Maybe someone else can explain it better similar to explaining the subtleties of Sneed's Feed and Seed.
 
Mr. Metokur one time: "People will accept any horrific thing so long as it's 'free,' even child abuse!"
Vito one million times: "I AM GOING TO RAPE EVERY CHILD. YES, ALL THE CHILDREN. ME, VITO 'WE' GESUALDI, THE ACTUAL PEDOPHILE, WILL MOLEST YOUR KIDS!"

Damn, when you put it like that, these are basically the same thing. Please ignore the fact Vito consumes lolicon and Metokur does not. Egg on my face!
 
it warms my heart that he's in a perpetual seethe cuz of the "we" tweet. It's been mentioned before, but that is his legacy. It goes without saying but he's trying for that anti metokur contingent and to reassure the paste eaters that like him. Imagine being so tarded or hating cancer man so much that you become pro (pedo) vito. It's worked before with dick, Nick, Ralph and EVS {for now).
 
Alright let's compare since both of these examples contain their context. Vito is saying "we" to defend his position that people should have empathy for non-offending pedophiles.
And the "we" is pedophiles like himself. It might have been plausible that it was awkwardly worded if there weren't the context of him being a guy who constantly makes jokes like literally "I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR KIDS."
 
>I'm not joking, I'm coming for your children, I cannot stop myself
>It's funny when the kid gets raped
>I will fuck your kids
>Vedo, stop talking about raping children
>WAHHH I AM BEING PERSECUTED BY LIES AND DEFAMATION DID YOU KNOW I WAS JUST JOKING FOR REAL FOR SURE

Neck, you fat nonce.
>I am not trying to fool anyone. I am going to fuck your kids.

So you’re either a liar and no one should take anything you say seriously, including anything you say about SUPERKILLER and any accusations you make against Eric July…or you are literally a pedo.

Pick one, Vito.

Seriously, pick one. I want to know.

Which is it, Vito?

Do it. Pick one.
 
Okay there, “pedo doujins.”
Vaedophiles love of paedo doujins is really outta control. His constant seething about how “unfairly” paedos are treated, how he will rape children, plus his immediate leeching on to any mention of himself (via a stunning amount of searching his name,) seems to be getting worse. Remembered that I never shared this homage to his love of the Royal We, ITT, using a piece of art Viddles commissioned to celebrate another one of Eric July’s many comic book successes. Iirc, this was around the time when the OP ITT was being written, when his infamous exclamation of, “We,” was rediscovered & archived, forever. It’d be remiss to not include here:
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Link to original discussion of this commission
Old Paedo Doujins likes to pretend he doesn’t commission this crap, but he was proudly posting his commission of this (& more) all over his social media until it was pointed out that he spends more time making fan art of Eric July than his own comic book.
 
Vito previously sent out a tweet looking for someone to help him produce video essays and apparently failed to find anyone. He's working on his video essays solo:

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He's going with something very topical: The 2016 Ghostbusters film that's been dissected to death. At least he's finally doing something laborious in life.

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Oh, but Vito, what will the world do without your ten years too late thoughts about movies no one cares about anymore?

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His trailer for the closing Superkiller sales moved less than 5 copies. He's toiling away on Youtube video essays for irrelevant films because his Hollywood pitches all failed, but editing requires skills and he's a lazy retard. Why won't wealth, fame, and prosperity just fling itself into Vito the Voiceover Guy's lap like it does with everyone else?
 
Vito previously sent out a tweet looking for someone to help him produce video essays and apparently failed to find anyone. He's working on his video essays solo:

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He's going with something very topical: The 2016 Ghostbusters film that's been dissected to death. At least he's finally doing something laborious in life.

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Oh, but Vito, what will the world do without your ten years too late thoughts about movies no one cares about anymore?

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His trailer for the closing Superkiller sales moved less than 5 copies. He's toiling away on Youtube video essays for irrelevant films because his Hollywood pitches all failed, but editing requires skills and he's a lazy retard. Why won't wealth, fame, and prosperity just fling itself into Vito the Voiceover Guy's lap like it does with everyone else?
Based entirely on how he's wording it, he expected a "fan" to step up and do work for free or nearly free. Vito is too fucking lazy to work himself, and too fucking cheap to pay anyone else. Pro-tip: If you leave the hobo feces riddled streets of LA, and go literally anywhere else, you can find a cheaper place to live and be able to afford more. Give up on making it big in Hollywood, they have enough pedophiles already.
 
He's going with something very topical: The 2016 Ghostbusters film that's been dissected to death. At least he's finally doing something laborious in life.
What a fucking retard. Who wants to watch a fat stupid pedophile blither on in a "review" that will just be him sperging interminably?
 
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