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Christopher Vito Gesualdi
Vito, real name Christopher Vito Gesualdi is LA's least funny paedophile. I will refer to this fat nonce as simply "Vito".Christopher Vito Gesualdi is an open pedophile, co-host of The Biggest Problem in the Universe (reboot) along with Dax Herrera (p.k.a Dick Masterson or Juju the Cow). He is long-term friends with Max Karson (Mr. Girl), who is also an open paedophile and child pornography advocate.
Executive Summary
(Fancy tl;dr.)Christopher Vito Gesualdi, who goes by the pseudonym of "Vito" online is a paedophile. While there is adequate room for him to claim the "royal we" semantics in his famous Xeet as a defense of so called "non-practicing paedophiles", the evidence demonstrates a clear pattern of paedophilic behaviour. Vito followed "artists" who produced renderings of children and he consumes cartoon content depicting the sexual exploitation of minors (well below the age of 16). Furthermore, Vito saved imagery of the aftermath of the Columbine Massacre, where he reproduced the horrific scenes with fanart. He looks at picture books he knows are "weird pedo doujins" and draws fanart of the covers, he shared all of this online. The CSAM comics he consumes had no English language translations available, and Vito does not read a word of the Japanese text. He does not speak the Japanese language, and he looked at the picture books at a time where photometry-based translation did not exist. This means he cannot simply use Google lens to translate the Japanese text. The picture book comic was comprised of images, this means he is required to be able to type out of the Japanese text for proper translation, or ask someone for help. Do you think he cared about the story in a comic depicting the sexual exploitation of children?
There is a clear pattern of behaviour. He has been like this since he was in his early twenties. No amount of "I use 4chan and I am edgy" will be able to excuse the reproduction and dissemination of such horrid images. Vito will defend paedophiles, try to diminish their sick actions and ask people to feel sorry for them. He is friends with Max Karson, an open paedophile who admitted to being "turned on" (having an erection) by the suggestive movie "Cuties". While any of these actions in isolation can be merely attributed to Vito's "based libertarianism comedian", this
The recommended action is to remind anyone viewing this fat nonce favourably of his true colours. He drew CSAM comic covers, he drew fanart of murdered children, he defends paedophiles, he is friends with open paedophiles, he seeks to minimise the criticism directed to paedophiles and goes further to try and farm sympathy points for these perverted freaks. He does all of this under the false pretense of "minimising child abuse", when in reality, he's seeking to minimise the hurt feels of actual child predators.
This is not funny, he is gross.
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Vito and Paedophilia (The Vedophile)
Vito Gesualdi is an unapologetic self-admitted paedophile that fantasises about raping children.Freudian slip. He refers to so called "non-offending paedophiles" as "we", ie himself included.


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Dax's thoughts.

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Apple tries to justify spying with CSAM monitoring, Vito decides to make it about himself. This means whenever he sees "CSAM or paedophilia" being mentioned, he would think of himself, for some reason.

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Vito making horrific statements about children. Whether this is comedy or not, you shall be the judge.


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Vito on grooming minors.

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Vito on child rape. He said the same thing twice.


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Vito states that he fucked choir boys. Is this another "joke"? Who knows.

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Vito argues with a transgender person over why exhibitionism isn't a big deal and kids should be exposed to male genitals because they loosely knows what it looks like.

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This is what Vito was defending. Do you think a creep dressed in some prismatic fur costume, wearing a fake penis and his bare butt exposed will encourage children to read books?



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Vito defends exposing children to exhibitionist drag shows as well. He is okay with three-year-olds and toddlers seeing drag queens. He thinks this is a matter of conservativism.




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At age 20, Vito "joked" about kidnapping and child molestation.
"Here we see me imitating a classic maneuver. The legs are bent in anticipation, arms out to grab your kids and take them back to my van to fulfill whatever unorthodox desires I might have. Imagine a bag of candy in the outstretched left hand and the illusion is complete."

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Vito left Mundane Matt's show after throwing a massive fit of rage, citing his urges to rape multiple children.
In 2004, Vito made this blog post.
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It just goes to show you that the Japanese can make nearly anything cute, be it suicide, pedophilia, or that scary ass Sadako girl from "The Ring".

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In 2004, Vito made the following blog post.
He talks about, and I quote his words "a bunch of teenage girls talking about their cunts".

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You know what, fuck it, now I'm excited about the play. If a bunch of teenage girls want to get on stage and talk dirty about sex and vaginas and whatnot then I say more power to em'. I think if I manage to sport a boner during the show I'll consider it a personal victory. I say we all bring in signs saying "I came to jerk off." Supposedly the play is a lot of anti-male propaganda, so I look forward to smacking some uppity bitches around who get in my face about being a chauvinistic pig.
Vito and Cuties (2020)
Vito Gesualdi loves the Cuties movie.
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Sharing Max Karson's review.

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Vito changes his Twitter banner and avatar to scenes in Cuties.


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Vito argues the nuances of paedophilia.




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Vito's relationship with open pedophile Max Karson (Mr. Girl)
He also defends the idea of "virtuous paedophilia".Vito is friends with Max Karson, a pedophile.
Max Karson has created a 20-minute video review of Cuties, and how his arousal at the 13-year-olds was a laudable achievement by the director.
Max Karson has produced a song called "I am a Pedophile".
Max Karson has written an article in defense of the consumption of child pornography.
They have been friends since high school, have lived together, and Vito is a staunch defender of Max Karson to this day.

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Max Karson's song, advertised by Vito.

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They planned to do a review together.

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Reminder:
Read more about Max Karson (Mr. Girl) here: Onion | .net
Vito Gesualdi appeared on a show called "Simpcast" to try and defend his stance on "non-offending paedophiles" and the Cuties film.
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Full episode here: YouTube
Vito Gesualdi's Lolicon
Shocker.Vito plays some kind of lolicon game. He claims there's nothing wrong with the game being sexual, but also that the protagonist is 13.

ArchiveIt features a notably different tone than the previous ‘Arland’ trilogy of PS3 titles (Rorona, Totori and Meruru), which are perhaps as well known for their adorable protagonists as for the too-hot-for-Australia sexual fanservice.
Though the skimpy swimsuits stick around as optional DLC, the game’s storyline looks to attract an audience beyond the Lolita fetish crowd, Ayesha’s storybook fare so innocent it’s actually hard to imagine what earned this one a T for Teen rating.
"It's just a drawing".

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Vito briefly used an obviously child cartoon character as his YouTube mascot. He later changed this to a teenager-looking one.


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Vito is an avid consumer of drawn child pornography.
He ran a website called The Chris Gesualdi Experience where he shared his "artwork".

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There is only one left that was captured by archive websites, the others are all broken images. Here is the description of the one image left.


The link to this disgusting comic can be found in this post: .net | Link | Archive | Archive 2 (don't click on it.)I got this picture of a girl in this really weird pedo doujin I found somewhere. I just colored it, added the backround and messed around with the titles scatted throughout the book. I don't know why but I really like the word "Crucked."
The character being depicted is probably called Sakura Kinomoto who is 10-12 in the original cartoon.

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Vito responds to his child pornography cover fan art with an AI rendered image.

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He claims he was in high school when he picked up this "anime" and states that no one cares. Note that he's now calling the CSAM comic "anime", and claims he found it on 4chan.
So what kind of 4chan posts was he reading to source such "pedo doujin covers"?

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It is worth noting that from the cover alone, unless you are that type of person, you likely would not even know it's a comic book cover.

Japanese pornographic comics are marked with "R18" nowadays, which is lacking here. Vito knew the contents well enough to call it a "pedo doujin".
Vito had a GameZone page from 2012, almost a decade ago, what was his choice message?

Instead of working on his comic, Vito is busy importing lolicon games from Japan.
He will be busy "teaching elementary schoolers how to play basketball".


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Vito's Shotacon
If you thought his attraction to drawn little girls was enough, think again.Vito also consumes shotacon comics.
From his beforementioned website, a gallery was also included, where he would upload his CP cover fanart.
Vito vs. "lolicons"
I kid you not. Vito Gesualdi had a feud with people he called "lolicon" over the ethics of 2D and 3D CSAM.



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Vito's rendered pornography
If you think Vito's paedophilic urges only exist in the two-dimensional realm, think again.Vito had a Flickr account specifically following some of the creepiest people you can imagine. Among them, he follows an account that makes renderings of children.
If you think Flickr sounds like Tumblr, you are right, they used to be owned by the same entity.
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This account follows some very perverted Flickr groups. "School girls" and "nudity" with splashes of BDSM being common.
Vito changed his display name, likely a futile effort to hide his connection to the account.

Users were quick to outline that Flickr's UID assigned to accounts will not change. The URL linking to Vito's profile remains exactly the same.
Vito the age of consent expert
An oil company made lewd and weird art depicting Great Thunberg getting raped. She was 17 at the time. Vito explains the age of consent in Canada on Juju's show.Vito on James Franco (40) messaging a minor (17).

His first response to hearing the news of a celebrity messaging a minor that was more than half his age was to look up age of consent laws, instead of the normal reaction of "this person is a massive creep".
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Vito and his "Comedy" (The Walkback)
After enjoying a brief high from the negative attention he received from coming out as a paedophile, he realized his prospects and opportunities as a Los Angeles "comedian" had been seriously damaged. As a result, he started pleading for forgiveness online. He attempts to explain that as a 35-year-old man, he did not know that jokes about raping children would not be well received, and he only learned this through experience. He claims he grew up on the edgier side of the Internet, notably 4chan. He made no attempts to explain the CSAM comics he consumed and drew fan art of, however, it is worth nothing that we only discovered it after he pulled this futile attempt of damage control.
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This was also a joke he made. Does it sound funny?

Vito's feuds with other e-celebrities and his attempts at Life Ruination
Life Ruination is a term that was popularised after Jim/Metokur coined it during a feud with Ethan Ralph. It refers to actions that stray away from online banter, encroaching into real life antics. Such attempts include harassing phone calls, contacting people's employees, spreading fake information to financially ruin other people and so on.Vito decided to slander and impersonate Keemstar, he went DFE after Keemstar got his lawyer involved.

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Vito registered domains in the names of smaller streamers that made him upset.

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In 2021, Vito changed his Twitter handle to mock Nick Rekieta (known fondly as Balldoman).

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He was also laughing about people dying from covid-19.


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Vito Gesualdi's Freedom of Speech
Vito claims he is all for free speech. This may come as a surprise, as his actions usually demonstrates the opposite.Vito tags YouTube's official account because someone was platforming Alex Jones who was banned from YouTube. He is a person that Vito does not like. He uses the "TOS" as an excuse.

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Alex Jones is a controversial figure for denying mass shooting incidents such as the Columbine massacre. Vito collects snuff photos of the Columbine massacre victims. You can have an internal debate on which is worse.
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Vito tags Rumble to deplatform Nicholas J. Fuentes, as he was making one of the most unhinged speeches ever. Rumble deleted the lifestream after receiving this tweet.

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Nick Rekieta responds.



Juju the cow defends Vito.


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Subscribe to Mr. Girl!

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Vito wants open paedophile Max Karson to be reinstated, but someone ranting and misquoting the Talmud was too much for free speech.

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Vito champions federal crimes. He is all for freedom of speech and jokes, as long as you don't make him upset or show him his own paedophilic admission.

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Vito flags people.
Vito is a flagger.

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Vito attempted to ruin Andy Warski's fighting event with Salt Papi by spamming the organisers and sponsors with Andy's racist rants from back in 2017, half a decade ago. This guy claims he supports freedom of speech.
To participate in the fight, Andy Warski was required to not say words such as "nigger" and "faggot" during his upcoming streams, which he did so easily.
Vito Gesualdi's Gaming Journalism
This is just "Vito's Lolicon pt. 2". I felt the need to separate it though.Vito talks about "1000-year-olds" in the body of a "child".

His primary concern seems to be forming "a lasting connection".
Link | ArchiveWhen battling your way through Nintendo’s blistering tough series of strategy RPGs, it’s hard to not get attached to the game’s many capable women. Beautiful sorceresses, graceful Pegasus knights, even scantily clad immortals, so the Lolita-fetishists can pretend they don’t have a problem.
She’s 1000 years old! IT’S NOT CREEPY!
Problem is, as attractive as these women may be, your chance of forming a lasting connection is slim. Because let’s face it, you suck at strategy RPGs. Half these girls are going to die before you even make it through the tutorial missions.
The Australian government has taken a strong stance on drawn child pornography and ratings. Vito decides it was an apt comparison to "Grand Theft Auto".

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Vito comments on other games with children, specifically child brides involved.

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Vito likes to respond to his avid readers.


All of Vito's articles:
RIOT on iOS will make you want to break something
Winning the console wars: Sony’s not-so-secret weapon
Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014 introduces sealed play
Dark Souls II caught breakin’ the law
Review: Anodyne
Why people hate Electronic Arts
Why does Capcom hate Mega Man?
Fan Art: Zelda is the hero in ‘Clockwork Empire’
Remember Me devs discuss designing a female lead
Interview: Social networking gone bad in Remember Me
The cosplayers of Wondercon 2013
In defense of shorter games
Five most notorious videogame ripoffs of all-time
Vito the misogynist runs into cops
Vito Gesualdi was accused of being a girlfriend beater. The accuser confirms his real name.(This accuser happens to be transgender and they went DFE around the time we found their Xeets.
This shouldn't be mentioned, but please don't go out of your way to harass this person about Vito/Chris, we have enough information on Vito already.)

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Vito made a "GoFundMe" to grift.
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He later renamed it to "Pizza Party", likely an attempt to hide his true intentions and keep the money he's scammed.
An arrest connected to this case. The GoFundMe was created 5 days after this.

Someone asked the accuser Abby about Vito's GoFundMe. Here, she states correctly that the GoFundMe lines up, given the timeframe of the events.
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Vito claims a cop arrested him unjustly, and this was the GoFundMe's purpose. It had nothing to do with his spousal abuse.

A livestreamer and esteemed boxer known as Andy Warski who runs a show called the Kino Casino with PPP brought up this incident. Andy Warski did get some very basic facts wrong.

Vito's response was to whinge about the Kiwi Farms. He claims we "take shit out of context".

Vito's following response was quite interesting.

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This section of the post made no conclusions regarding the veracity of Abby's claim. We did not admit anything.
Vito's early life as a dweeb and a nerd
Vito collects children's toys.

Vito was the editor-in-chief of a cardboard paper game website called Draft Magic.


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Vito had an old channel where he would play games such as "kindergarten shooter".
Vito and Dax's Dave Chappelle stunt
Long story short, Vito and Dax went to a protest involving Dave Chappelle. This was in mainstream news.Vito and Juju hold signs. This was memed on by Kiwi Farms.



Article: https://www.breitbart.com/entertain...oke-mob-at-netflix-protest-repent-motherfker/
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The most notable incident were counter-protesters dunking on the diddler duo.
Vito made a video on this "assault".
Some memes.


Vito Gesualdi's abhorrent comic
Vito is working on what appears to be some garbage comic called "Superkiller". The release of this comic has been delayed from last year to Q2 of this year.
Vito vs. ISOM (by Eric July)
See the threads:Nicholas Robert Rekieta: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/unread
Juju the Cow: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dax-he...w-new-project-2-new-project-brew.49366/unread
Conclusion
Make up your own mind. Everything presented here is backed up with irrefutable evidence and archives.Old X account: @VitoGesualdi
New X account: @VitoComedy
Vito's website "SuperKiller": Website
Vito's YouTube Channel: VITO
Patreon
Twitch
Flickr
Gravatar
Github (Archive)
Horrible merchandise
vitogesualdi@gmail.com
Fan Art (Not the Vito kind)
You Ain't Coming Back - Jarbo the Hutt
Vito and Friends, sing along.
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