Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Christopher Vito Gesualdi

Vito, real name Christopher Vito Gesualdi is LA's least funny paedophile. I will refer to this fat nonce as simply "Vito".

Christopher Vito Gesualdi is an open pedophile, co-host of The Biggest Problem in the Universe (reboot) along with Dax Herrera (p.k.a Dick Masterson or Juju the Cow). He is long-term friends with Max Karson (Mr. Girl), who is also an open paedophile and child pornography advocate.

Executive Summary​

(Fancy tl;dr.)
Christopher Vito Gesualdi, who goes by the pseudonym of "Vito" online is a paedophile. While there is adequate room for him to claim the "royal we" semantics in his famous Xeet as a defense of so called "non-practicing paedophiles", the evidence demonstrates a clear pattern of paedophilic behaviour. Vito followed "artists" who produced renderings of children and he consumes cartoon content depicting the sexual exploitation of minors (well below the age of 16). Furthermore, Vito saved imagery of the aftermath of the Columbine Massacre, where he reproduced the horrific scenes with fanart. He looks at picture books he knows are "weird pedo doujins" and draws fanart of the covers, he shared all of this online. The CSAM comics he consumes had no English language translations available, and Vito does not read a word of the Japanese text. He does not speak the Japanese language, and he looked at the picture books at a time where photometry-based translation did not exist. This means he cannot simply use Google lens to translate the Japanese text. The picture book comic was comprised of images, this means he is required to be able to type out of the Japanese text for proper translation, or ask someone for help. Do you think he cared about the story in a comic depicting the sexual exploitation of children?

There is a clear pattern of behaviour. He has been like this since he was in his early twenties. No amount of "I use 4chan and I am edgy" will be able to excuse the reproduction and dissemination of such horrid images. Vito will defend paedophiles, try to diminish their sick actions and ask people to feel sorry for them. He is friends with Max Karson, an open paedophile who admitted to being "turned on" (having an erection) by the suggestive movie "Cuties". While any of these actions in isolation can be merely attributed to Vito's "based libertarianism comedian", this document post will portray the truth. Vito demonstrably does not care about freedom of speech or freedom of expression. All the evidence in conjunction points to one conclusion.

The recommended action is to remind anyone viewing this fat nonce favourably of his true colours. He drew CSAM comic covers, he drew fanart of murdered children, he defends paedophiles, he is friends with open paedophiles, he seeks to minimise the criticism directed to paedophiles and goes further to try and farm sympathy points for these perverted freaks. He does all of this under the false pretense of "minimising child abuse", when in reality, he's seeking to minimise the hurt feels of actual child predators.

This is not funny, he is gross.

Dox​

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Vito and Paedophilia (The Vedophile)

Vito Gesualdi is an unapologetic self-admitted paedophile that fantasises about raping children.

Freudian slip. He refers to so called "non-offending paedophiles" as "we", ie himself included.
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Dax's thoughts.
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Apple tries to justify spying with CSAM monitoring, Vito decides to make it about himself. This means whenever he sees "CSAM or paedophilia" being mentioned, he would think of himself, for some reason.
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Vito making horrific statements about children. Whether this is comedy or not, you shall be the judge.
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Vito on grooming minors.
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Vito on child rape. He said the same thing twice.
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Vito states that he fucked choir boys. Is this another "joke"? Who knows.
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Vito argues with a transgender person over why exhibitionism isn't a big deal and kids should be exposed to male genitals because they loosely knows what it looks like.
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This is what Vito was defending. Do you think a creep dressed in some prismatic fur costume, wearing a fake penis and his bare butt exposed will encourage children to read books?
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Vito defends exposing children to exhibitionist drag shows as well. He is okay with three-year-olds and toddlers seeing drag queens. He thinks this is a matter of conservativism.
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!! Highlight !!
At age 20, Vito "joked" about kidnapping and child molestation.
"Here we see me imitating a classic maneuver. The legs are bent in anticipation, arms out to grab your kids and take them back to my van to fulfill whatever unorthodox desires I might have. Imagine a bag of candy in the outstretched left hand and the illusion is complete."
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Vito left Mundane Matt's show after throwing a massive fit of rage, citing his urges to rape multiple children.


In 2004, Vito made this blog post.
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It just goes to show you that the Japanese can make nearly anything cute, be it suicide, pedophilia, or that scary ass Sadako girl from "The Ring".
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In 2004, Vito made the following blog post.
He talks about, and I quote his words "a bunch of teenage girls talking about their cunts".
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You know what, fuck it, now I'm excited about the play. If a bunch of teenage girls want to get on stage and talk dirty about sex and vaginas and whatnot then I say more power to em'. I think if I manage to sport a boner during the show I'll consider it a personal victory. I say we all bring in signs saying "I came to jerk off." Supposedly the play is a lot of anti-male propaganda, so I look forward to smacking some uppity bitches around who get in my face about being a chauvinistic pig.

Vito and Cuties (2020)

Vito Gesualdi loves the Cuties movie.
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Sharing Max Karson's review.
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Vito changes his Twitter banner and avatar to scenes in Cuties.
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Vito argues the nuances of paedophilia.
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Vito's relationship with open pedophile Max Karson (Mr. Girl)​

He also defends the idea of "virtuous paedophilia".

Vito is friends with Max Karson, a pedophile.

Max Karson has created a 20-minute video review of Cuties, and how his arousal at the 13-year-olds was a laudable achievement by the director.
Max Karson has produced a song called "I am a Pedophile".
Max Karson has written an article in defense of the consumption of child pornography.

They have been friends since high school, have lived together, and Vito is a staunch defender of Max Karson to this day.

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Max Karson's song, advertised by Vito.
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They planned to do a review together.
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Reminder:

Read more about Max Karson (Mr. Girl) here: Onion | .net

Vito Gesualdi appeared on a show called "Simpcast" to try and defend his stance on "non-offending paedophiles" and the Cuties film.


Archive on YouTube
Full episode here: YouTube

Vito Gesualdi's Lolicon

Shocker.

Vito plays some kind of lolicon game. He claims there's nothing wrong with the game being sexual, but also that the protagonist is 13.
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It features a notably different tone than the previous ‘Arland’ trilogy of PS3 titles (Rorona, Totori and Meruru), which are perhaps as well known for their adorable protagonists as for the too-hot-for-Australia sexual fanservice.
Though the skimpy swimsuits stick around as optional DLC, the game’s storyline looks to attract an audience beyond the Lolita fetish crowd, Ayesha’s storybook fare so innocent it’s actually hard to imagine what earned this one a T for Teen rating.
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"It's just a drawing".
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Vito briefly used an obviously child cartoon character as his YouTube mascot. He later changed this to a teenager-looking one.
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!! Highlight !!
Vito is an avid consumer of drawn child pornography.
He ran a website called The Chris Gesualdi Experience where he shared his "artwork".
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There is only one left that was captured by archive websites, the others are all broken images. Here is the description of the one image left.
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I got this picture of a girl in this really weird pedo doujin I found somewhere. I just colored it, added the backround and messed around with the titles scatted throughout the book. I don't know why but I really like the word "Crucked."
The link to this disgusting comic can be found in this post: .net | Link | Archive | Archive 2 (don't click on it.)
The character being depicted is probably called Sakura Kinomoto who is 10-12 in the original cartoon.
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Vito responds to his child pornography cover fan art with an AI rendered image.
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He claims he was in high school when he picked up this "anime" and states that no one cares. Note that he's now calling the CSAM comic "anime", and claims he found it on 4chan.
So what kind of 4chan posts was he reading to source such "pedo doujin covers"?
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It is worth noting that from the cover alone, unless you are that type of person, you likely would not even know it's a comic book cover.
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Japanese pornographic comics are marked with "R18" nowadays, which is lacking here. Vito knew the contents well enough to call it a "pedo doujin".

Vito had a GameZone page from 2012, almost a decade ago, what was his choice message?
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Instead of working on his comic, Vito is busy importing lolicon games from Japan.
He will be busy "teaching elementary schoolers how to play basketball".
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Vito's Shotacon​

If you thought his attraction to drawn little girls was enough, think again.
Vito also consumes shotacon comics.

From his beforementioned website, a gallery was also included, where he would upload his CP cover fanart.
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Vito vs. "lolicons"​

I kid you not. Vito Gesualdi had a feud with people he called "lolicon" over the ethics of 2D and 3D CSAM.
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Vito's rendered pornography​

If you think Vito's paedophilic urges only exist in the two-dimensional realm, think again.
Vito had a Flickr account specifically following some of the creepiest people you can imagine. Among them, he follows an account that makes renderings of children.
If you think Flickr sounds like Tumblr, you are right, they used to be owned by the same entity.
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This account follows some very perverted Flickr groups. "School girls" and "nudity" with splashes of BDSM being common.
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Vito changed his display name, likely a futile effort to hide his connection to the account.
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Users were quick to outline that Flickr's UID assigned to accounts will not change. The URL linking to Vito's profile remains exactly the same.


Vito the age of consent expert​

An oil company made lewd and weird art depicting Great Thunberg getting raped. She was 17 at the time. Vito explains the age of consent in Canada on Juju's show.


Vito on James Franco (40) messaging a minor (17).
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His first response to hearing the news of a celebrity messaging a minor that was more than half his age was to look up age of consent laws, instead of the normal reaction of "this person is a massive creep".
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Vito and his "Comedy" (The Walkback)​

After enjoying a brief high from the negative attention he received from coming out as a paedophile, he realized his prospects and opportunities as a Los Angeles "comedian" had been seriously damaged. As a result, he started pleading for forgiveness online. He attempts to explain that as a 35-year-old man, he did not know that jokes about raping children would not be well received, and he only learned this through experience. He claims he grew up on the edgier side of the Internet, notably 4chan. He made no attempts to explain the CSAM comics he consumed and drew fan art of, however, it is worth nothing that we only discovered it after he pulled this futile attempt of damage control.

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This was also a joke he made. Does it sound funny?
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Vito's feuds with other e-celebrities and his attempts at Life Ruination

Life Ruination is a term that was popularised after Jim/Metokur coined it during a feud with Ethan Ralph. It refers to actions that stray away from online banter, encroaching into real life antics. Such attempts include harassing phone calls, contacting people's employees, spreading fake information to financially ruin other people and so on.

Vito decided to slander and impersonate Keemstar, he went DFE after Keemstar got his lawyer involved.
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Vito registered domains in the names of smaller streamers that made him upset.
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In 2021, Vito changed his Twitter handle to mock Nick Rekieta (known fondly as Balldoman).
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He was also laughing about people dying from covid-19.
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Vito Gesualdi's Freedom of Speech

Vito claims he is all for free speech. This may come as a surprise, as his actions usually demonstrates the opposite.

Vito tags YouTube's official account because someone was platforming Alex Jones who was banned from YouTube. He is a person that Vito does not like. He uses the "TOS" as an excuse.
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Alex Jones is a controversial figure for denying mass shooting incidents such as the Columbine massacre. Vito collects snuff photos of the Columbine massacre victims. You can have an internal debate on which is worse.
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Vito tags Rumble to deplatform Nicholas J. Fuentes, as he was making one of the most unhinged speeches ever. Rumble deleted the lifestream after receiving this tweet.
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Nick Rekieta responds.
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Juju the cow defends Vito.
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Subscribe to Mr. Girl!
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Vito wants open paedophile Max Karson to be reinstated, but someone ranting and misquoting the Talmud was too much for free speech.
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Vito champions federal crimes. He is all for freedom of speech and jokes, as long as you don't make him upset or show him his own paedophilic admission.
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Vito flags people.
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Vito is a flagger.
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Vito attempted to ruin Andy Warski's fighting event with Salt Papi by spamming the organisers and sponsors with Andy's racist rants from back in 2017, half a decade ago. This guy claims he supports freedom of speech.
To participate in the fight, Andy Warski was required to not say words such as "nigger" and "faggot" during his upcoming streams, which he did so easily.
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Vito Gesualdi's Gaming Journalism

This is just "Vito's Lolicon pt. 2". I felt the need to separate it though.

Vito talks about "1000-year-olds" in the body of a "child".
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His primary concern seems to be forming "a lasting connection".
When battling your way through Nintendo’s blistering tough series of strategy RPGs, it’s hard to not get attached to the game’s many capable women. Beautiful sorceresses, graceful Pegasus knights, even scantily clad immortals, so the Lolita-fetishists can pretend they don’t have a problem.

She’s 1000 years old! IT’S NOT CREEPY!

Problem is, as attractive as these women may be, your chance of forming a lasting connection is slim. Because let’s face it, you suck at strategy RPGs. Half these girls are going to die before you even make it through the tutorial missions.
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The Australian government has taken a strong stance on drawn child pornography and ratings. Vito decides it was an apt comparison to "Grand Theft Auto".
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Vito comments on other games with children, specifically child brides involved.
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Vito likes to respond to his avid readers.
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All of Vito's articles:
RIOT on iOS will make you want to break something
Winning the console wars: Sony’s not-so-secret weapon
Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014 introduces sealed play
Dark Souls II caught breakin’ the law
Review: Anodyne
Why people hate Electronic Arts
Why does Capcom hate Mega Man?
Fan Art: Zelda is the hero in ‘Clockwork Empire’
Remember Me devs discuss designing a female lead
Interview: Social networking gone bad in Remember Me
The cosplayers of Wondercon 2013
In defense of shorter games
Five most notorious videogame ripoffs of all-time

Vito the misogynist runs into cops​

Vito Gesualdi was accused of being a girlfriend beater. The accuser confirms his real name.
(This accuser happens to be transgender and they went DFE around the time we found their Xeets.
This shouldn't be mentioned, but please don't go out of your way to harass this person about Vito/Chris, we have enough information on Vito already.)
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Vito made a "GoFundMe" to grift.
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He later renamed it to "Pizza Party", likely an attempt to hide his true intentions and keep the money he's scammed.

An arrest connected to this case. The GoFundMe was created 5 days after this.
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Someone asked the accuser Abby about Vito's GoFundMe. Here, she states correctly that the GoFundMe lines up, given the timeframe of the events.
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Vito claims a cop arrested him unjustly, and this was the GoFundMe's purpose. It had nothing to do with his spousal abuse.
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A livestreamer and esteemed boxer known as Andy Warski who runs a show called the Kino Casino with PPP brought up this incident. Andy Warski did get some very basic facts wrong.
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Vito's response was to whinge about the Kiwi Farms. He claims we "take shit out of context".
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Vito's following response was quite interesting.
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This section of the post made no conclusions regarding the veracity of Abby's claim. We did not admit anything.


Vito's early life as a dweeb and a nerd​

Vito collects children's toys.
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Vito was the editor-in-chief of a cardboard paper game website called Draft Magic.
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Vito had an old channel where he would play games such as "kindergarten shooter".

Vito and Dax's Dave Chappelle stunt​

Long story short, Vito and Dax went to a protest involving Dave Chappelle. This was in mainstream news.
Vito and Juju hold signs. This was memed on by Kiwi Farms.
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Article: https://www.breitbart.com/entertain...oke-mob-at-netflix-protest-repent-motherfker/
Archive: https://archive.md/uPHkU

The most notable incident were counter-protesters dunking on the diddler duo.



Vito made a video on this "assault".

Some memes.
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Vito Gesualdi's abhorrent comic​

Vito is working on what appears to be some garbage comic called "Superkiller". The release of this comic has been delayed from last year to Q2 of this year.
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Vito vs. ISOM (by Eric July)​

See the threads:
Nicholas Robert Rekieta: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/unread
Juju the Cow: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dax-he...w-new-project-2-new-project-brew.49366/unread

Conclusion​

Make up your own mind. Everything presented here is backed up with irrefutable evidence and archives.



Old X account: @VitoGesualdi
New X account: @VitoComedy
Vito's website "SuperKiller": Website
Vito's YouTube Channel: VITO
Patreon
Twitch
Flickr
Gravatar
Github (Archive)
Horrible merchandise
vitogesualdi@gmail.com



Fan Art (Not the Vito kind)​


You Ain't Coming Back - Jarbo the Hutt

Vito and Friends, sing along.
 
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Vito Gesualdi and the Kiwi Farms​

Similar to other lolcows, Vito loves to passive aggressively throw shade at the Kiwi Farms behind his X account with his hugbox.
The Kiwi Farms documents Vito's own words. He feels the need to signal his virtues without investigating the facts (or waiting for the full story to come out).
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Sorry Vito, we don't find "children being killed and raped" funny.

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Vito is also a "chaser" of trans-identified men.
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Vito had an account here, @Vito Gesualdi. He was banned for being a paedophile.
Account profile: Onion | .net
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Vito claims he was banned because we couldn't take his epic facts and logic. He contradicts himself within a week.
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On the 22nd of January, 2024, Epik LLC committed actionable defamation against the Kiwi Farms, and Joshua Moon specifically.
Their claims:
1) They were forced to put a clientHold on kiwifarms.net by Law Enforcement, which we evaded by moving the domain out of the country.
2) That the Kiwi Farms "hosts child porn".

Vito decides it was a good time to attack the Kiwi Farms, likely in frustration of the existence of this thread which exposes his questionable history.
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This was a clip from many years ago when the operator of the Kiwi Farms was a "free speech absolutist". Whether you approve or not, the discussion of paedophilia, while vile and horrific, which includes "role play" is protected by the First Amendment. This inevitably means Vito's constant defence of paedophiles and Max Karson's paedophilic review of the Cuties film are all legal. The clip even cites "Wikipedia" which is laughable, made up fan fiction from Encyclopedia Dramatica of all places were also being circulated, showing that none of them cares about their sources.

Fact of the matter is, Josh/Null has since passed his free speech absolutist phase. Paedophiles, their so called "art" and their white knights are absolutely not welcomed on this website. Vito was even banned from this website because he runs defence for paedophiles. See the image above.

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Now, this is just an outright lie. Epik LLC claimed that Kiwi Farms hosted child pornography. They suspended service to 8chan for other reasons, probably.

Gabe Hoffman is a literal (multi) millionaire hedge fund manager who likes to comment on "the Sektur", a loose collection of the bottom of the barrel scums of humankind. He also made a documentary on Hollywood paedophiles, and appears to be friendly, or at least neutral towards the Kiwi Farms.

Gabe comments on Vito's paedophilic urges. It's a pretty simple statement, one that everyone can agree with.
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Have you ever called a dish awful? Show your Gordon Ramsay credentials, otherwise everything you said should be ignored.
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Dax Harrera (Dick Masterson/Juju/Wolfie/Daxipad) likely incited his followers to harass him. Vito was delighted. This came after Gabe Hoffman criticised Dax and Vito's harassment campaign against Eric July.
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Someone made a drive-by comment, Vito loved it.
The original draft of this thread had some opinions of my own and other users in it. I changed that after Null said it should just be an information dump. The current state of the OP is as neutral as it can be, and I have shown Vito's "side" of the story as well. Anyhow, Vito being at least a "non-offending" paedophile is merely my opinion. Feel free to disagree.
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Vito reads his thread and complains about it on Twitter/X.
More of his crying here.
 
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Introduction​

>This is totally autistic and unnecessary, it's a fake comic, why are you treating it like your university thesis?
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It is, presented above was Vito counting rings in one of Eric July's comics.
I'm merely giving a him a taste of his own medicine ramped up to maximum.

Vito also claims he doesn't care if 3D assets are traced, but he does care enough to whine about it and write paragraphs of drivel.
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The Storyline and Characters​

The script of Vito's "Superkiller" resurfaced here.
There is a total of 81 pages in this document. Ordinarily, I will just export it as images and upload it all. There are too many pages though, just download the PDF document and see for yourself. I uploaded it here as well.

The characters are very shallow.
CHARACTERS (in order of appearance)
METEORMAN (APPEARANCE 35, ACTUAL 100) - An obvious parody of Superman.

Should very closely resemble the DC Comics character but with some slight modifications. It is most important to keep the iconic hair curl and cape for recognition, but other elements could be altered. Chest emblem should be some sort of stylized 'M' to symbolize the character's name.

UFO-BOT (N/A) - A very generic 1940s/1950s science-fiction villain. Age unknown. I had pictured a bald alien with a glass helmet and a clunky robot body. Should look fairly weak and pathetic.

SNAP SULLIVAN, YOUNG (15) - A parody of Jimmy Olson. Typical 1950s kid reporter character. He should have the look of a typical well-groomed young man from that time period. He always has a big press camera on him, and wears a vest, collared shirt and bow-tie.

SNAP SULLIVAN, OLD (85) - Typical friendly old man. Wears the same outfit he did as a kid, minus the camera. Balding. Might walk with a cane.

DMITRI PAPADOPOLOUS (55) - A heavyset greaseball of indiscernible racial heritage. Mostly bald, thick eyebrows, hairy arms and crazed bulging eyeballs.

SUPERKILLER / SAM KING (25) - Our hero. Actual age unknown. In this issue he has just been assaulted by Meteorman, so his suit is a bit torn and stained with blood, hair out of place, etc.

REBECCA ROMERO / BECK (25) - Our sidekick. In this issue she's wearing a typical diner waitress outfit (short skirt, apron, paper hat). Not an overly sexualized outfit, just kind of simple / mundane.

ARTEMIS / ARTIE (N/A) - A helpful little holographic sidekick. Artificial Electronic Mission Information System.

UNKNOWN FEMALE AGENT (25) - Another multiverse agent like Sam, who bears a slight resemblance to Beck. Has her own stereotypical “superhero” suit. Appears for only one page but will be an important character later.

Null discussed the script on his show MATI.
Vito did not appreciate that. Watch Eric July shatter him with just one word.
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Needless to say, he was upset.
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Notably, the character Beck was based on Vito's deceased girl/friend. How better to immortalise her than to commission octopus tentacle rape art covers of this inserted female protagonist?
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I wasn't kidding.

Timeline of the Comic​

The funds to make this work of supreme art happen was done on Indiegogo.
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Conveniently, Kickstarter provides a timeline of deliverables.

Snippets of Works​

Vito has been sharing snippets and sketches of his comic, it is usually met with ridicule and mockery on Kiwi Farms. This isn't undeserved, because Dax Harrera's gimps spent hours looking through 3D assets to match them to innocuous background objects in ISOM.
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Kiwi Farm's Critique and Vito's Responses​

A: Reflection physics​

Post | Vito's response | My follow-up
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The angle was weird but one can just say it's due to the shape of the bullet. I included it anyway because I found it funny.
The simile involving a meteorite was dumb because meteorites are as hard as your average garden rock, being 3-5 on the Mohs scale.
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In my follow-up, I stated that we knew meteorites weren't hard because it has been examined for centuries where scientists thin it down to see its composition.
I have a friend who makes them, I visited him once and made a couple samples too. That's why I immediately saw how dumb the line was.
The Mohs Scale was developed by a German geologist called Friedrich Mohs.
He introduced the concept in his book "Entwicklungsgeschichte der Mineralogischen Wissenschaften", published in 1812.
In petrology, the Michel-Lévy chart is used to determine materials, a sample is thinned down and put under polarised light for quantitative analysis.
This chart was introduced to the wider scientific community in 1888. This implies that we've been able to thin down meteorite samples since as early as 1888 to determine its contents and give it a name.
To add to this: https://archive.md/6HiYV
Yes, that's an archive made 11 years ago.
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Rafrüti Iron UNGR; Switzerland, found in 1886, 14.9 g with label, micro photo (160x) and analysis.
1886. Vito, you're just wrong.

B: Flat Appeal Too​

Link | Vito's response
Vito really hated this comment.
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Archive
People on Twitter/X was talking about the mountains being deliberate asset pastes. To his defence, it was clearly drawn, but it stands out too much like an out of place eyesore.
 

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Huh, I always thought this freak against nature already had a thread. This thread has great seething potential.
We initially didn't want to give him the attention but now Balldo Rekieta has joined forces defending the nonce. Vito rubbish is running across two threads and to a lesser degree, the Sektur as well. Ethan Ralph is also buddies with this fat rockspider.
 
We initially didn't want to give him the attention but now Balldo Rekieta has joined forces defending the nonce. Vito rubbish is running across two threads and to a lesser degree, the Sektur as well. Ethan Ralph is also buddies with this fat rockspider.
Makes sense, this neo-ratking esc situation mandates a thread purely for organization and to stop threads derailing I guess.
 
We initially didn't want to give him the attention but now Balldo Rekieta has joined forces defending the nonce. Vito rubbish is running across two threads and to a lesser degree, the Sektur as well. Ethan Ralph is also buddies with this fat rockspider.
I also assumed he had a thread because he gets mentioned so much but never went looking because "wow this self-identified pedophile is a sleazy pedophile" isn't really that funny. Thank you for changing reality to match my assumptions.
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Edit: this should really include that fucking horrifying picture of him from the recent stream where he's shaved, fat, and naked next to Eric July. I'll see if I can find it.

Edit 2: Found it.
 
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Makes sense, this neo-ratking esc situation mandates a thread purely for organization and to stop threads derailing I guess.
There's only so many ways one can say he's fat and he should kill himself which I 100% agree.

If it would fit what Null wants for the thread, the dichotomy between Vito being "pro-free speech" when it comes to calling himself a pedophile but a rampant flaggot when it comes to people saying racist or otherwise offensive shit would be a great thing to highlight.
I recall a specific case where he tagged some account on Twitter that got banned, and he said it was just a joke. I'll have to find it. I'm sure there's a bunch of other good examples.

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Found one decent example.
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https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...ew-project-2-juju-the-cow.49366/post-10269429

I'm 100% sure there was a case where he tagged some twitter account to get it banned and claimed it was a joke.
 
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I'm 100% sure there was a case where he tagged some twitter account to get it banned and claimed it was a joke.
I know for a fact he's done it multiple times, the most recent instance that comes to mind being when he tagged Rumble during Fuentes's last rally when he was calling for a Holy War.
 
Like I said in the thread, you should probably strip out as much commentary as possible except when absolutely necessary and just leave it up to the images.

I like the conmentary, its not overdone. Good job OP. And to Vito, go brush your teeth with an angle grinder.
 
Imagine looking like this on purpose.

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There are toilet brushes in homeless shelters that have been in cleaner places than this man's tongue.

Check out Elissa clips recent videos from MATI about rekeita drama… Vito has been in the comments seething and replying to people calling him a pedophile.
Is it seething, though, or is he actually just baiting people to pay attention because it's literally the only reason people talk about him?
 
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