Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[notorietus]

How did he even got popular? I’m genuinely curious about his early career and was hoping to see more about this in the thread

I believe it has something to do with "DraftMagic", a website in 2013 that he started with friends...? I think it was also a forum of some sort.

"DraftMagic.com is the internet's ultimate source for videos of grown men getting excited about cardboard dragons." <---- Check in 2013 I believe for best results.

You can see in the 2nd image that on the 2nd row his name right there. The website now redirects to Vito's Youtube channel. DraftMagic was linked to his Twitter email.

 

[maddox]

I believe it has something to do with "DraftMagic", a website in 2013 that he started with friends...? I think it was also a forum of some sort.

"DraftMagic.com is the internet's ultimate source for videos of grown men getting excited about cardboard dragons." <---- Check in 2013 I believe for best results.
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You can see in the 2nd image that on the 2nd row his name right there. The website now redirects to Vito's Youtube channel. DraftMagic was linked to his Twitter email.

sounds like a gambling site name LOL

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

It’s about time. #KickVito

 

[notorietus]

sounds like a gambling site name LOL

It kinds of sounds like DraftKings, the Online Casino and Sports Gambling website.

 

[Measured Kong]

Have you ever been such a hack comic it ruined your life? Vito’s entire career can be summed up by “pretending to be retarded”, “pretending to be a simp” or “pretending to be a pedophile”. Maybe you ought to try pretending to be funny fatso!

 

[Anti Snigger]

I find Vito's humor shallow and pedantic.

 

[Winston Churchill]

Very enjoyable read OP, good job

 

[PaladinBoo]

Glad to see that this fat, greasy pedophile finally get his own thread. Hopefully this thread will inform people on what a vile reprobate Vito is. After all, everything comes from the fat pedo pigs mouth. Can't think of anything more damning.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

just posting this classic.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

If it would fit what Null wants for the thread, the dichotomy between Vito being "pro-free speech" when it comes to calling himself a pedophile but a rampant flaggot when it comes to people saying racist or otherwise offensive shit would be a great thing to highlight.

Vito is a prime example of a pseudo-edgelord faggot. The moment someone starts reading the Turner Diaries with the intent of getting under peoples' skin is the moment people like him chimp out like clockwork. With that said, I think he's a disgusting pedo.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Like Boogie but somehow more nauseating

 

[Polentic]

LINK / A

Vito defends Cuties.

 

[Evan-Wynn-D]

The way I see it, Vito will always be a pedo! And whatever he or any other mafioso's might say to the contrary, his family, his ilk, and their cult followings need to be eradicated and never let the light of day shine upon their many crimes.

 

[Polentic]

Vito plays a loli game.

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It features a notably different tone than the previous ‘Arland’ trilogy of PS3 titles (Rorona, Totori and Meruru), which are perhaps as well known for their adorable protagonists as for the too-hot-for-Australia sexual fanservice.
Though the skimpy swimsuits stick around as optional DLC, the game’s storyline looks to attract an audience beyond the Lolita fetish crowd, Ayesha’s storybook fare so innocent it’s actually hard to imagine what earned this one a T for Teen rating.

He then points out how there is nothing wrong with the game being sexual. But also points out the main character is 13.

Spoiler: Suggestive

LINK / A
This is Vito's own post btw.

EDIT : More defense of Loli.



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[Harm]

Vito used to vtube as an anime child named "Vito Chan" with two separate models:

Vito Chan version One

Vito Chan version Two

The second one is more of a teenager when compared to the obvious child he originally used.

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

Does Vito have any connections to WATP or does Karl just mention him sometimes I seriously can’t remember

He's been on the show multiple times and even attended the live one along with Dick. Karl also frequently played clips of Vito to hop on the bandwagon when he was getting attention for the Netflix Dave Chappelle protest with Dick.

Here's some episodes with "Vito Gesualdi" in the description:

- Ep286 – Amico All Access
- Ep327 – Red Scare
- Ep330 – Jacked Up Review Show (Rejacked)
- Ep333 – Next On Stage One
- Ep341 – Living In It
- Ep378 – Pegwarmers
- Ep404 – WATP-TDS Crossover LIVE – Beer on the Balcony, Opie, Fat Lip
- Ep412 – Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Vito is also not the first pedophile that Karl has played nice with - Digibro has been on more than once iirc.

 

[MrENigga]

I got nothing to add. I just wanna say fuck Vito. Fuck Dick Masterson who is also a pedo. and fuck all pedos.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

We already have a fat pedo named Vito, and he's infinitely more entertaining than this tard

 

[Gorton Colu]

He's been on the show multiple times and even attended the live one along with Dick. Karl also frequently played clips of Vito to hop on the bandwagon when he was getting attention for the Netflix Dave Chappelle protest with Dick.

Here's some episodes with "Vito Gesualdi" in the description:

- Ep286 – Amico All Access
- Ep327 – Red Scare
- Ep330 – Jacked Up Review Show (Rejacked)
- Ep333 – Next On Stage One
- Ep341 – Living In It
- Ep378 – Pegwarmers
- Ep404 – WATP-TDS Crossover LIVE – Beer on the Balcony, Opie, Fat Lip
- Ep412 – Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Vito is also not the first pedophile that Karl has played nice with - Digibro has been on more than once iirc.

Karl is entertaining, but he is a gen x hedonist libertarian at the end of the day.

When he has had Vito on in the past, his viewers regularly blast him. His issue is the same as Rekieta's, Juju.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Friends like EZPZ

I don't see how EZPZ ( @oddish ?) is a cow.