Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Pizdec]

'm 100% sure there was a case where he tagged some twitter account to get it banned and claimed it was a joke.

He did it to Nerdrotic when he brought on Alex Jones, and attempted to deflect by saying "I didn't report him, I @'d TeamYouTube". It occured about sept 2021-ish, I am still searching for the tweet but odds are he yeeted it.

Also, I wanna point out, Vito is not a poorfag. The reason I say this is because of this cap from when he showed up post Metokur v Ralph

The man has the money to collect plastic. He just prefers to look like the kind of person he is: a disgusting bastard.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Dick, who will never experience the joys of raising children to adulthood, can at least console himself that his dancing pedobear now has his own thread.

It's good to have a compilation of Vito's degeneracy, whether it remains open or, like the Vietnam Memorial, is allowed to stand as mute witness, as he waddles towards his eventual end, which I imagine resembles the Colonel's final scene in Boogie Nights .

 

[Berrakh]

A lot of internet people think they’re smarter than they are. But Vito is the only one who expends this instinct on pedophilia apologia.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

Finally there's a possible thread on him. Was always wondering about this creep. This face says it all...

 

[Wooper]

Like Boogie but somehow more nauseating

Hey Lois, remember the time Dick Masterson wanted to revamp The Biggest Problem in the Universe with Boogie, but Boogie was bothered by Dick's association with Vito and his defense of Cuties that he backed out and that's the reason why Vito is the co host? Because literally no one else wanted it.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Damn I watched this guy's coverage of the starwars hotel. Reading this makes me sick.

 

[Relinquish]

Finally there's a possible thread on him. Was always wondering about this creep. This face says it all...
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Looks like a pic @A Sunset or I’m just a worm would use as a reference for a caricature

 

[AnOminous]

And surprise surprise, he actually is a neckbeard reddit mod.

I know the dude's a pedophile, but isn't calling him a reddit mod going a little far?

J/k I know they're the same thing.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Finally there's a possible thread on him. Was always wondering about this creep. This face says it all...
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Children are often told not to judge by appearances. This is terrible advice and parents must stop saying it. Instead, we need to tell our kids to go with their instincts, that child-snatching monsters are real, and they often look like this fat fucker right here.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Finally there's a possible thread on him. Was always wondering about this creep. This face says it all...
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He looks exactly how you would expect him to. Genuinely repulsive to 4/5 special senses (no one would ever taste him).

He belongs in a wood chipper feet first.

 

[Londo]

He looks exactly how you would expect him to. Genuinely repulsive to 4/5 special senses (no one would ever taste him).

He belongs in a wood chipper feet first.

I disagree on the last point. He's the sort of greasy fat wannabe Italian bastard you can TASTE because of how dense the odour they emit is.

 

[Skyline Enthusiast]

I'm ashamed I share existence with this slimy pedophile.

 

[MooseGump]

How did he even got popular? I’m genuinely curious about his early career and was hoping to see more about this in the thread

If you ask me, something that gave him that little boost of attention that led to where we are today was when he vaped the bathwater from that one ethot and all these commentary channels like pyrocynical covered it, unknowingly giving Vito the pedo attention

Pyro's timestamped video (3:05)

 

[bile demon]

>fat
>bald
>manlet
>virgin
>animefag
The ultimate pedophile starter pack.

 

[notorietus]

>fat
>bald
>manlet
>virgin
>animefag
The ultimate pedophile starter pack.

I forgot to add this, but do NOT forget a collector. (archive wont work so just see the local archive)

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After taking a quick look, I noticed he has fucking FIGURINES in his house. (and its next to a jar)...why?

 

[AgendaPoster]

"why u mad I just wanna debate the age of consent with y'all"

 

[AltisticRight]

Alright, added in relevant sections pertaining to Vito's freedom of speech, DDoS advocating of our site, and his creepy lolicon.

I will work on the Dave Chapel protest thing next.

Edit: Chappelle
I can honestly care less about whoever this guy is...

 

[Polentic]

Vito on bandcamp follows MrGirl.

LINK / A

He is from Amherst, Massachusetts
LINK / ARCHIVE

 

[Winston Churchill]

Children are often told not to judge by appearances. This is terrible advice and parents must stop saying it. Instead, we need to tell our kids to go with their instincts, that child-snatching monsters are real, and they often look like this fat fucker right here.

& we would not have sex with you

 

[Blasterman]

I forgot to add this, but do NOT forget a collector. (archive wont work so just see the local archive)
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After taking a quick look, I noticed he has fucking FIGURINES in his house. (and its next to a jar)...why?
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Of fucking course he's an Evafag/Asukafag too. Pottery.